Episode Transcript
[00:00:37] Speaker A: Hello, everybody, and welcome back to goblets and gaze. This is season four, episode 30. I'm Aubrey, your gm. Toss it from a place, introduce themselves who they are, who they're playing, and then we'll get right on into things.
[00:00:51] Speaker B: Hello, I'm Aki. My pronouns are she her, and I play Astreya, Bashar, chloras, your quadruple princess, bard, dragon summoner, child of the night queen, grandchild of the Mad king, and all around magical Baddie, who also uses she her pronouns.
[00:01:10] Speaker C: Hello, I am dusty. I use they he pronouns, and I am playing Joanna of Mexico, bringer of justice, maker of soups, and they use she her pronouns.
[00:01:22] Speaker D: Hello, my name is Faris. I use she her pronouns, and I play Dumisa Solfig, a seven foot semi possessed barbarian and champion of the night, who is very much in love and also uses she her pronouns.
[00:01:34] Speaker A: Hello, I'm Sparlock. I use he him pronouns. Today I am playing the walking goblin, catastrophe, oracle of flames, healer of wounds and burning, burner of buildings, though she swears it wasn't her, and gruen uses she her pronouns.
[00:01:57] Speaker E: Hello. Hello.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: My name is Alyssa, and my pronouns are they them. I am playing Tim S intraveno, the God devouring changeling wizard, who is focused.
[00:02:05] Speaker E: On rescuing their late fiance from purgatory.
[00:02:08] Speaker B: But also growingly concerned with her influence.
[00:02:10] Speaker E: On this group of younger adventurers. Timson uses she they pronouns. Hello, I am tik. I use she she they pronouns. And today I am playing marrow, a monk maiden raised in the underworld, now overcoming parental issues, meeting the fae, and learning about nature and being a thought.
[00:02:26] Speaker A: Okay, this will be a little easier than last time. I'm gonna ask Dick what happened last time.
[00:02:32] Speaker E: So last time I goblets and gaze, I say is, I pull a really good Pokemon card. Holy shit.
We made a plan for war in our war room that's going to become the gamer room. We did a bit of research. Not research, a bit of, like, brainstorming that had to do with Sirshu and being like, hey, we should, uh.
We should do things. I think we played. We did a lot of thinking is basically what it was. And eventually we were like, we should ask a Midas about the state of the underworld. We went to a Midas, and we got lore about the ferryman, who is gay, and Doane is homophobic, I guess. So we're going to contact him at the state of the underworld. We know socio has a necklace that she uses to control the undead. So I've been given the job of committing theft well, Demisa challenges her mom to one on one combat, and Astrea plays a sick ass background music and everyone else just, we gotta get everyone into a choreographed dance crew at this point, you know?
So, yeah, roughly, a lot of planning and a lot of idea theory crafting. And now we are going to talk to Mister Ferryman himself to get some information.
[00:03:37] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:03:38] Speaker A: So you ended last session with arriving at blogos as you step into the, for lack of a better term, their own war room. Uh, it is sort of in front. It is in the sort of the great hall where the throne room is. You can see the throne behind you. Uh, and you are facing this sort of massive table that has the map on it. You see Harren, you see Velen, you see Ayrot, you see all sorts of vlagosian people making a play plan for this because they also still don't know your plan yet. So they've been making their own.
And Harris is the first to notice. All of you looks up and sees you and still sees you. Astrea smiles and just says, yes. I knew you couldn't stay away from me.
[00:04:30] Speaker B: Never.
I go over, I give big hug, and then I show the big ass fucking ring.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: It's like, how does a ring? That's very impressive.
[00:04:46] Speaker B: You need some medic for me?
[00:04:50] Speaker A: Oh, Duis is a woman of many talents.
[00:04:56] Speaker D: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you stop warmongering all the time.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: I've been trying.
[00:05:03] Speaker D: I'm just thinking generally that was not actually shade this time.
[00:05:08] Speaker B: Okay. I was about to get offended too, because I worked really hard to install the fucking four day work. You know how hard vlogmas looks?
[00:05:15] Speaker D: Great.
[00:05:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:17] Speaker A: I mean, we just.
[00:05:19] Speaker D: General commentary.
[00:05:21] Speaker A: We have a surprising rise in musicians lately.
[00:05:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:27] Speaker A: Apparently. Um, you know, if people very loud, very angry music, I vibe with it.
[00:05:35] Speaker D: Is it metal music?
[00:05:37] Speaker A: This would be the precursor to metal music. It'd be like heavy folk music.
[00:05:40] Speaker D: Heavy folk music.
[00:05:46] Speaker A: We got the big drums.
[00:05:48] Speaker B: Yes. And the dumbest.
We actually should. I'm really, really, really hoping that donuts are like the most popular dessert you.
[00:05:59] Speaker A: Can flat right now on the table.
[00:06:03] Speaker B: Yeah, I invested a lot in the donuts.
[00:06:09] Speaker A: Always invest in the donuts.
[00:06:14] Speaker B: Half of it was because I missed the party. The other half was because I thought, ah, Heron liked donuts too. This will cheer him up. Since he's in prison with sword pieces in his arm. That's really hard to get out.
Oh, speaking of, how does Haran look? Is it still like shadowy hot boy? Or like, is it, is there a change that we should be concerned of, or. No, no.
[00:06:42] Speaker A: I mean, he's still shadowy. Hot. Boyden.
[00:06:51] Speaker B: Oh, wait. Where are you? I'm cold.
Choose my jacket.
I'm so cold.
[00:07:00] Speaker D: Immediate cloak wrapping. Here you go, Bean.
[00:07:05] Speaker B: I knew I was forgetting to do something.
I mean, we could just, like, retcon it. I would have totally told her that since I'm coming, I need, like, a lot of jackets, but, like, nice ones.
[00:07:21] Speaker A: Yeah, and he would have told you to check your chamber when you arrive.
[00:07:29] Speaker B: I'm gonna go to war, but I'm gonna go, like, in style.
[00:07:37] Speaker A: Essentially. You have a full closet of whatever you want.
[00:07:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:07:49] Speaker A: But, yes, as your perrin looks over after all of this and just goes, well, we are developing our plan as to what to do about the army encroaching on my home.
[00:08:04] Speaker D: Yeah, we have thoughts on that as well.
[00:08:07] Speaker A: I was hoping you would, because, yeah, luckily, city is built to withstand a siege pretty well, but I would prefer it doesn't come to that.
[00:08:18] Speaker D: As would I.
Yeah, I think Damiso will sit there and tell them everything we've already discussed in the whole last episode.
[00:08:26] Speaker A: Yes, you do. You explain the entire idea, and Harren looks, between looks, between Velen and Arat and just goes, you know what? That could really work, especially if you can keep them busy.
We may be able to send a small force around to circumnavigate and hopefully find these wizards. And taking out the wizards will also.
Yes, definitely deal a blow to the army.
[00:08:58] Speaker D: Getting proper eyes on the army and taking out wizards is always. Well, you know.
[00:09:05] Speaker A: Yes, I do.
[00:09:09] Speaker D: Oh.
[00:09:09] Speaker B: But avoids trying to kill them. Um, this is not because of, like, you know, oh, we should not kill.
Um, but we also have, like, a really bitchy, kind of internally homophobic big God of death to deal with too.
[00:09:34] Speaker D: And some of them might be possessed as well, or at least grossly misled.
[00:09:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:42] Speaker B: Yeah. If it's possession, we can fix that.
So I think you would prefer not to lose any more country man.
[00:09:53] Speaker A: I definitely would not. So, you know, we'll just.
We'll just, you know, gently invite these mages to take a very long nap.
[00:10:06] Speaker D: Concussive arrows work really well.
[00:10:08] Speaker B: I can hear you sweating.
[00:10:11] Speaker A: Oh, well, you know, we have bludgeoning weapons.
[00:10:14] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:10:18] Speaker B: Okay, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna derail us real quick. Have y'all listened to the epic? Like, the musical?
[00:10:25] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:10:26] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:10:26] Speaker B: Okay, so in the Cyclops one and the song survive, just, they very musically yell, he's got a club. And that's fucking wizards.
Sorry.
Oh, my God, that's all I can picture specifically, just that line the wizards say as they, like. I don't know.
[00:10:55] Speaker D: See?
[00:10:55] Speaker B: Fucking a rot with a fucking stick.
Okay, okay. Carry on. I'm sorry.
[00:11:03] Speaker D: It's better than what I was picturing, which is just Rafiki whacking simba on the head.
[00:11:10] Speaker B: We're so fucking funny.
[00:11:16] Speaker D: Oh, speaking of it, does she approve of the plan?
[00:11:23] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:24] Speaker D: Yay.
Also, did she realize it was an engagement ring?
[00:11:32] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:11:33] Speaker D: Is she sad about it, or is she, like, okay.
[00:11:35] Speaker A: She seems okay.
[00:11:36] Speaker D: Okay, I'll talk to her later.
[00:11:40] Speaker A: But, like.
[00:11:41] Speaker C: But really? She's crying.
[00:11:43] Speaker D: Oh, no.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: I also want to talk to her. We fucking spent months literally attached to the hip.
[00:11:49] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:11:49] Speaker B: She has to like me now or really hate me.
[00:11:56] Speaker D: I'm hoping, based off of previous conversations I've had with her, that she's, like, moved on and good. But also, she could have been lying. Demisa wouldn't know. She's not that good at reading people.
[00:12:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:09] Speaker B: They actually should not have beef with me. We both should have beef with you, probably.
[00:12:16] Speaker A: So, yeah, you take the time and explain the plan. They come up with more ideas. Like, right now, the idea to essentially, while Sirshu is busy with this duel, to send some small strike teams in to non lethally take out the mages and any people they think they deem of importance to deal a blow to the army to make it a little bit harder to organize.
[00:12:45] Speaker D: Perfect. If he wants to go after the generals too, if he can identify them.
[00:12:49] Speaker A: That would be awesome.
Yeah.
You probably know a little bit about them, or at least, you know, you would know the kind of armor they wear and can describe that.
[00:13:15] Speaker B: Cool.
[00:13:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
And especially if there are any that have, you know, defected. Some vlogos. They could easily find them.
[00:13:30] Speaker D: Uh, yes.
[00:13:34] Speaker A: They will be found. They will be dealt with.
[00:13:38] Speaker D: They're strangely good at that.
They have an act for it, even if they're not actively looking. They just kind of like, oh, hey, you defected. Right?
Unless they're Astrea's dad, in which case they never find the man.
[00:13:51] Speaker B: He's literally like, oh. Like, in theory, he is being protected by the neighboring country that they are currently at peace with, but you can also consider him like, a political hostage.
[00:14:09] Speaker A: Alex, this is my hostage. I am your husband.
[00:14:14] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh.
[00:14:15] Speaker B: Legally, they still are too. Unless knox. Unless Naxos has marriage annulment terms.
[00:14:26] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh.
[00:14:27] Speaker E: I think trying to murder you and all your kids counts as a marriage annulment. But also, like, I don't know.
[00:14:35] Speaker B: Can you imagine. Okay, so, like, in most. In most, I believe it's the same in the states, but so you can be in, like, in a common law marriage even though you're not married. And that's just by living with your roommate for several years. Um, and, uh, it would be hilarious if that's how they got married again, because they're immediately shoved into common law.
Oh, my gosh.
[00:15:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:06] Speaker B: And I know it takes a few years. Actually. It takes, I think, two plus at the. At the very least. But, like, it's kind of fucking funny.
Also, annulments. Marriage annulments usually revolve around an earlier time period. So it also depends when the fuck did they get married and how long were they married before the possession and, like, child endangerment, kidnapping.
There's so many. This is so fun for me. You guys gotta stop me.
[00:15:40] Speaker D: I mean, it's just to be fair.
[00:15:41] Speaker A: As far as you could tell, your parents never really divorced. There was no, like, annulment of the marriage or anything.
[00:15:48] Speaker B: Yeah, they're not like Dumisa who, like, meets. Meets the wife after abandoning her and goes, and we're divorced now. I'm on a boat by.
[00:15:57] Speaker D: I would have done it earlier if I'd run into her, but also I tried not to go.
And, I mean, I can't believe she thought I was alive. Still unexpected.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: I still think the rapid divorce is the funniest thing that we pulled out in hindsight, out of all of season one.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: Here's my marriage.
[00:16:20] Speaker D: Grace, mentally, like, I am.
[00:16:23] Speaker A: We're done.
[00:16:23] Speaker D: It's over with. If I see her again, I'll just have to tell her that we're done. I can't send a letter because I'm in exile. But, you know, like, one day, if we ever run into each other, we'll never run into each other. Runs into each other. Hi. Divorce?
[00:16:39] Speaker B: Yeah. You cool with that?
[00:16:41] Speaker D: Because I am pretty done with this. I bet.
[00:16:46] Speaker A: You gave me a knife. You expected me not to use it.
[00:16:49] Speaker D: Oh, no, I welcomed you to use it.
[00:16:52] Speaker B: You know, Harry could be a huge dick right now and be like, actually, you're still married because I say you didn't do the divorce, right.
[00:17:00] Speaker D: Then there would be a whole other one v one first.
I will fight for your hand in marriage.
Don't even try.
[00:17:08] Speaker A: One v one for Estrella's hand in marriage.
[00:17:12] Speaker B: I won't say no to that. But I'm also fucking writing that in fancy grain. I know you are.
[00:17:20] Speaker A: So, yes, you do that. You catch up. You make this plan.
And I believe you have a few other things you need to do. You should also probably send a message to your mother at some point.
[00:17:36] Speaker D: That we made it.
[00:17:39] Speaker A: No, Damisa should send a message to her mother telling. Telling her to figure out, like, exactly what the terms of one or what combat are. Terms.
[00:17:48] Speaker E: Combat terms, Steve, were Steve, I want to fight you wouldn't be one.
[00:17:52] Speaker B: I can't believe Demisa gets to dm the villain again, and this time with.
[00:17:57] Speaker D: The party's fussing and wherewithal.
Uh, yeah, okay, I'll do that. Unless somebody wants to do something else first.
[00:18:04] Speaker B: I want to just point out that not only is it another villain, but it's another villain with ghost army ego warriors.
[00:18:12] Speaker D: She's nothing but not on brand.
[00:18:14] Speaker B: Literally, if we had like a nickel for every time this happens, we'd have ten cents. And that's surprising that it's happened.
[00:18:20] Speaker D: Maybe even $0.15 if you count the invasion of Noxus.
[00:18:25] Speaker E: Oh, my God.
List of things that I internally, I tick would think would be really funny. But I tick also note that should never be done and will never do. Imagine just dming dajuan after we kill every other God and just say elmao.
Terrible idea. It would be funny as fuck.
[00:18:43] Speaker D: Though. I do want to send him. Not really, but I do want to send him, like, a rock through his window that just says, you're next.
[00:18:50] Speaker E: Cause, like, you're next is threatening. Lmao. Just what does that imply? Like, you think this is funny? What does lmao mean?
[00:18:56] Speaker B: I mean, truthfully, the most, like, hardcore thing we can do is find the ruins of whatever temple he has left and throw Sirshu's body at it.
[00:19:05] Speaker D: Jesus, that's so brutal.
[00:19:09] Speaker B: You know how many times I thought of doing that? Like, I don't want to give him.
[00:19:13] Speaker E: A free body to wreck. As a wreck. I'm gonna be honest, it's like, ooh, free ammo.
[00:19:17] Speaker B: So it's not even that. That's like. That's like the ultimate message, you know, like, you're next, bitch. Also, here's the corpse of a God. Mm hmm.
[00:19:28] Speaker D: Mm hmm. It's the. It's the Percy Jackson sending the head of Medusa to Olympus St. Vibes.
[00:19:37] Speaker B: Yeah, that's exactly where I was. Kate is from.
I am a child of Aries.
[00:19:48] Speaker D: Okay, I'm gonna message my ex mom.
[00:19:52] Speaker A: S. What is your message?
[00:19:54] Speaker D: Um, it sounds weird to say I'm messaging her because I don't technically have that ability, but I guess now I do. As a God. I can pray to her as a God. That seems weird. Anyway, um, what am I going to say to you?
Um.
Okay.
Saoirse, I hear you are beginning to wage war once again.
I would like to challenge you to open combat.
Just you and me.
And you will halt your armies until we concluded with our task.
Love, the goddess of families.
[00:20:52] Speaker B: Love you, Misa.
[00:20:53] Speaker E: Like you love her. Just like love. Derogatory?
Yes.
[00:20:59] Speaker D: You know that thing you never censorsh you?
[00:21:04] Speaker E: May this message find you unwell.
[00:21:10] Speaker A: So you get a message back after a few minutes. It just says, in two days time, be at the crossroads north of the city.
We will settle it there.
[00:21:38] Speaker D: I'm really tempted to be like, three days and you're on.
So how many days do you need? Actually, Estrella, how many days do you need?
[00:21:48] Speaker B: Ah. What do you mean by that for?
[00:21:52] Speaker D: For Charon, how many days? Or, sorry, for the ferryman, how many days do you need?
[00:21:58] Speaker B: In theory, I can do it right now, I think.
Or no, two days.
Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, add a character. Did we wait two days before traveling or do we travel now? We gotta wait two days.
[00:22:10] Speaker D: I think we traveled, but I could do it.
[00:22:13] Speaker A: I would say if you wanted to have waited a day or two before you traveled, you could have done that.
[00:22:22] Speaker B: Sure, yeah, in theory, I can do it right now. And then afterwards, just a day of rest. So that way I'm fully charged to beat your mom's ass.
[00:22:35] Speaker D: Okay, good, because she wants to do this in two days.
[00:22:40] Speaker B: Punctual.
Yeah.
[00:22:44] Speaker D: Then I will respond back to Sirshu.
Sounds good.
[00:22:51] Speaker E: Should we bring donuts?
[00:22:53] Speaker D: Yeah, I think donuts would be appropriate.
[00:22:55] Speaker E: Okay.
[00:22:58] Speaker D: I'll add one more message. Do you want a donut?
Sure, we're bringing a donut for Soshu, but get, like, the worst flavor. Okay, the worst flavor. I don't want her to enjoy this.
[00:23:13] Speaker E: I think let's get her a not bad flavor, because if you're going to defeat her and she's going to die, at least let her last meal be good.
[00:23:21] Speaker B: You know, something good to come out of her super special war torn nation that she loved and now doesn't love her.
[00:23:31] Speaker E: Yeah, so really good. Plus, it'll help get your blessing for your marriage if you give her a good donut.
[00:23:38] Speaker D: Not like it matters, but I. I have Joanna's blessing. That's the only mother I need.
[00:23:44] Speaker C: Do you have any more of your floridonuts?
[00:23:50] Speaker A: I think I ate most of them, but give me a day.
[00:23:56] Speaker D: You have two.
[00:23:57] Speaker C: Excellence. We'll bring her donuts.
[00:24:02] Speaker E: Okay. I mean, we can just do regular donuts. All of you know, we have to be vindictive. I'm like, okay. I respect it. Like, we could just do regular donuts.
[00:24:10] Speaker B: I was also on regular donuts.
[00:24:13] Speaker A: Floor doughnuts are the best.
It's a perfect last meal.
[00:24:17] Speaker D: Yeah. No one's favorite. The groom's favorite. Come on.
[00:24:21] Speaker E: They should be safe for Groot.
[00:24:23] Speaker C: Why are you arguing with the gods of the party?
[00:24:26] Speaker B: I'm happy because that's our job. That's our job. We're allowed. What, you think because you're gods, you're better than us? Fuck you, bitch. I only fuck gods.
[00:24:36] Speaker C: What?
[00:24:37] Speaker B: Apparently, I only thought goats.
[00:24:40] Speaker C: Huh? I was not going there. I was just wondering why there was a random split. You're too nice.
[00:24:50] Speaker E: I think giving someone a good last meal isn't too nice.
[00:24:55] Speaker B: Yeah, the whole purpose of it is that it is a last meal. It won't even digest by the time they're dead, so they can't even fully enjoy it.
[00:25:03] Speaker C: I know y'all haven't known me that long, but I am pretty petty.
[00:25:08] Speaker E: Isn't it petty to have her child beat her in one to one combat as all of her plans crumble?
[00:25:14] Speaker C: You could always be more petty.
[00:25:16] Speaker E: Isn't it more petty to give her a good dessert? Like, we could try to just give her something bad, but giving her something good is like, we're so above you, we're going to give you something good knowing that we're going to win. And this is going to be our last meal.
[00:25:27] Speaker C: No. I don't need to be above anyone to kill them.
[00:25:31] Speaker D: I'm kind of a joanna on this one.
But you know what? I'll let somebody else get the donuts. And if they end up being floored donuts, they end up being floor donuts. And if they don't, they don't. It'll be a surprise. Either way.
[00:25:42] Speaker E: I'll get the donuts. I'm faster.
[00:25:46] Speaker D: Go with them, Gruden.
[00:25:47] Speaker B: No. Attach yourself to Mero's knees. I know you can do it.
[00:25:53] Speaker D: Bite their ankles, Australia.
[00:25:55] Speaker E: Why are you telling Groot to come with me? You're on my side.
[00:25:58] Speaker B: I am a. I am a force of chaotic nature. I am on no one's side but my own.
[00:26:06] Speaker E: Is that why you're short? Because you're so close to hell? I'm gonna run.
[00:26:10] Speaker B: All right, all right, all right. I see how it is. I see how it is. When I summon your uncle, I'm going to tell him you're a bitch.
[00:26:16] Speaker E: I think he knows that already.
[00:26:20] Speaker B: In fact, I'm so petty, I'll summon him twice. First time is just fucking waste time. Second time, tell you that you're a bitch. Third time is to actually get that six.
[00:26:30] Speaker E: Don't bully. My uncle has gone through enough at this point. It's homophobic.
[00:26:35] Speaker B: No, it's not.
[00:26:37] Speaker E: You can be gay and homophobic at the same time, Estrella.
[00:26:41] Speaker B: Not if I'm, like, with the God of the homos.
Hmm.
[00:26:48] Speaker E: Anyways, I'm getting some donuts.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: Also, isn't Duan. Consider basically what you just said. Gay and homophobic.
[00:26:58] Speaker E: Yeah, he's gay, and my dad's gay and homophobic.
[00:27:03] Speaker B: It's like he had one bad relationship and went, now it's illegal.
[00:27:10] Speaker E: I don't even know if it was a bad relationship. I just think he fucked it up personally.
[00:27:15] Speaker B: Yeah, but in theory, then that would be a bad relationship for him. Like, bad relationship experience because he fucked it up. But he probably doesn't see it as himself fucking it up, making it even worse.
[00:27:29] Speaker E: That's fair.
I get it. Nod wisely. Just thinking what donut flavors exist, but I can get.
[00:27:41] Speaker B: Ishu allergic to peanuts.
[00:27:44] Speaker E: No way.
Astrea, I have a very interesting idea.
[00:27:51] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:27:51] Speaker E: Come here. It's a force of chaos idea, so I need your opinion on it.
[00:27:54] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Okay.
[00:27:56] Speaker E: I'm gonna whisper to straight as. You're like, what if I get six of the same donuts, but I fill one with hot sauce so whoever gets the cursed one just has to live with it?
[00:28:06] Speaker B: I really like this idea.
[00:28:09] Speaker A: Well, so we are. We will. The donut plan can continue in the background. You are going to summon the ferryman?
[00:28:20] Speaker B: Yes. I have such a flashy way to do this because he said it has to be my highest level. That's eight.
Okay, so I think, first, I don't want to. I either want to do this in, like, a secure room or, like, I don't know, maybe a nice, like, maybe in the courtyard or something. The idea is that, like, it's. I don't. I don't know. I want to do this where we're, in theory, protected. But also, I understand that by doing this, low key. Low key gonna be poking Duan. Like, Duan's gonna feel it, probably because it is a. I am. I am. I am essentially summoning the dead. Technically, this spell's name is animate dead, but it's the exact same thing.
[00:29:22] Speaker A: So how flashy is it?
[00:29:27] Speaker B: All right, we have some open space. I just. Whoever's here either wants to see it or was asked to be here, because I'm like, again, I'm worried that Duan is going to pop up and have a. You would be like within 30ft of me.
[00:29:43] Speaker E: Can I come with donuts?
[00:29:45] Speaker B: Because I feel like I want to.
[00:29:46] Speaker D: See my uncle.
[00:29:48] Speaker E: Come with a box of safe donuts in a comma box with the cursed donut in it. It's just like, this is a safe box. This is. I just look at Australia and I nod.
[00:30:04] Speaker B: And then um, I have this really nice, um, little henna design on like my left arm and I turn to Dumisa specifically and I go, don't freak out about this next part. And then I take a knife and I just stab myself.
Um, like it's a super, it's a surprisingly quick stab, but it's a stab because a lot of blood would be needed for this spell, especially being at 8th level.
And then the blood kind of just instead of falling to the ground it trickles out and floats up and then gets turned into essentially one of those mics with the stands attached to it.
And then I just, I just fucking carface it from League of Legends, you know, like, like really nice, like one of those really, really nice notes from Pentakill, you know?
[00:31:15] Speaker D: Right.
[00:31:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:31:16] Speaker B: Fucking mortal reminder, you know?
[00:31:19] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:31:20] Speaker B: And it, it straight up opens up.
I wouldn't say it's a portal really, because this is not a portal. I'm straight up summoning just the ferryman. And so I think what happens is like skeletons or bones or whatever kind of rises up and it takes his form so he can in theory possess it. But since this only lasts a minute, it'll eventually just crumble back into like, nothing.
[00:32:02] Speaker A: Yeah. As you, as you do that. And this skeleton takes the form of the ferryman and looks stand a little on the tall side with. It's hard to make out full features because you have this sort of very long hat with this veil on it that covers his face. He's wearing long robes that sort of drape from his shoulders down to the floor and you know, on his back he has as a harp.
I forgot the name for the instrument there for a second.
Sort of this harp that is made out of bone and you kind of hear the sound of someone trying like this sort of someone trying to speak, unable to where he brings up his hands and signs.
Why did you call me here?
[00:33:24] Speaker B: I feel like we would have talked about this beforehand. Tick, do you want to do the talking?
[00:33:31] Speaker E: Yeah, sure.
[00:33:32] Speaker B: I'm here.
[00:33:33] Speaker E: Or what?
[00:33:33] Speaker B: The signing?
[00:33:34] Speaker E: Yeah, the signing. I'll just, I'll. First episode sub gramps, that's relevant.
My mom filled me in on everything, and we have a few questions to ask you very quickly. Is that okay?
[00:33:52] Speaker A: You get a. You get a nod.
[00:33:55] Speaker E: Okay. We want to know as much as we can about my brain immediately. Farting the dead.
[00:34:02] Speaker B: Shit.
[00:34:03] Speaker E: The state of the underworld. Can people get in to what happens if, like, the ghosts go back to the ghost house? You know, the stuff we discussed? My brain's like, hee hee, looking at this little gay unicorn twig gif in the voice context channel.
Give us the underworld lore, please.
[00:34:27] Speaker A: Yeah, it'll take a second. As he thinks. And he says that dawn has closed off all of the exits other than the river.
No souls move through the wheel.
I am unsure of what he is planning, but I don't think it's good.
[00:34:57] Speaker E: I don't think is good either. So if we send any souls to the underworld, it's not going to be good for them.
[00:35:06] Speaker A: No, it most certainly will not.
[00:35:10] Speaker E: I'll look over Dastrea, and I guess we're still signing. I was just going to sign. So we're going to have to factor them to the plan. Yeah.
[00:35:19] Speaker B: Mm hmm, mm hmm. Like, I nod.
[00:35:22] Speaker E: Mm hmm.
[00:35:23] Speaker B: Also, I feel like if marrow is doing the signing, then Estrella is doing the interpreting stuff. That way, everybody else understands what's going on as well.
[00:35:38] Speaker E: Astray are ultimate translator, astray languages.
[00:35:43] Speaker B: It's literally her thing. Oh, my goodness. She's. Objectively, though, she's better at reading it.
If you factor in that she's, like, a code breaker for languages.
[00:35:56] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:35:57] Speaker B: And language ciphers.
Mm hmm.
[00:36:03] Speaker E: Out of characters. Anything else we need to ask?
[00:36:07] Speaker B: We can ask about their partner.
[00:36:10] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. I mean, I meant for, like, the current fight. I was definitely gonna do that.
[00:36:18] Speaker B: Okay, then where Duan is, I could.
[00:36:23] Speaker E: I feel like he's moving a lot, but I'll ask, like, do you know where he is right now? Is he holed up in the underworld.
[00:36:28] Speaker A: And he signs back, Doan never leaves his castle.
[00:36:37] Speaker E: Yeah, that tracks. I signed back.
We still have some time. And mom did. Fill me in. Can you tell us anything about your lover? We're going to get it back for you. Well, I said I would, and then the gays decided they also wanted to help, so those are the gays, by the way. I threw to the gates. I gestured everyone in the group, actually.
[00:37:03] Speaker A: Uh, and says, yes, she was tricked into the underworld by Doan.
Elongated. Long ago.
I went down to get her and was told that it doesn't matter, but he has her and my voice.
I can no longer sing.
I wouldn't want to sing without her anyways, but.
[00:37:55] Speaker E: Okay.
So I'll just. I'll just think for a second to, like, if that's everything you have for information, that's all we'll need. We're dealing with things right now, so we'll get her back for you, and you guys can move on together if you'd like.
[00:38:16] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:38:16] Speaker E: Save.
[00:38:19] Speaker A: Save my eurydice.
[00:38:23] Speaker B: Yes. Yes.
[00:38:27] Speaker E: I I'm not gonna say that name because every time I pronounce it, it's absolutely butchered. So I'm just going to say, we will save your wife.
[00:38:36] Speaker A: Wife.
My lover.
[00:38:40] Speaker E: Your lover. Okay. We will save your lover.
[00:38:43] Speaker A: We were never married.
[00:38:45] Speaker E: Do you want to get married before you move on?
[00:38:48] Speaker A: I mean, ideally, we don't move on. We go back to the world and live our lives.
[00:38:55] Speaker E: Are you not dead?
[00:38:56] Speaker B: Do you want Estrella's turn to sign? Do you want. If you want. I know how to put your bodies into bodybuilder right here. We can do that, actually.
[00:39:07] Speaker A: Well, it's like, technically, we never actually die, but we spent so long in the underworld, we're kind of dead. So kind of hoping that if we come back to the overworld, we'll be alive again.
[00:39:21] Speaker B: Damn. Huh?
[00:39:23] Speaker E: Share them.
[00:39:23] Speaker B: Something like Audrey or something.
This also GM.
[00:39:32] Speaker A: I'm sorry.
[00:39:32] Speaker B: I really, really wanted to do that.
I'm so sorry. I could hear you, and I was like, oh, I want to bully you.
[00:39:41] Speaker E: I mean, I'm super alive, so it probably works. We can give it a shot. Worst case, this Jerry over here is an expert at bringing people back from the dead if it's needed. And also, she supports the gays, so technically, you're. Are you straight? Are you. Are you queer?
[00:39:57] Speaker A: I am not straight. Yes, I am queer.
[00:39:59] Speaker E: Perfect. Okay, then a straight can help you.
[00:40:02] Speaker B: We can help the straits, too.
[00:40:07] Speaker D: There's no straits in siren.
[00:40:09] Speaker E: There are no straits in siren. There is no war in.
Are no straits in sirene.
[00:40:15] Speaker B: Actually, I'm not sure if there really are straits in Cyrene.
[00:40:20] Speaker D: We haven't met one.
[00:40:21] Speaker B: Yeah, I feel like they're all act canonically dead.
[00:40:27] Speaker E: I need to play Leon in the setting once. So there's one straight man in Cyrene for a little bit of time, derogatory, and he just leaves.
[00:40:39] Speaker B: I have a joke for you after this game. I really don't. I don't want to be recorded while I say the joke out of context so bad.
[00:40:47] Speaker E: Okay, okay, okay. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, I'll pull you for that after, but I will nod and I'll just say, you guys will. I promise we'll get you back to the world of the living and get you your marriage if you.
[00:40:58] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:40:59] Speaker E: You want to get married? You said that. We'll get you your marriage. We're good with. We're good. We're good at that. We have a new adventure.
[00:41:04] Speaker A: I also like my voice back, but, you know, I think that comes with everything.
[00:41:08] Speaker E: Oh, yes, absolutely. This sounds kind of weird, but I'd love to hear you say, I will.
[00:41:13] Speaker A: Sing for you when I have my.
[00:41:15] Speaker E: Voice, and I will get it for you.
[00:41:18] Speaker A: The 1 minute is almost up. You have time for one more question. If you have something you need to ask.
[00:41:25] Speaker E: Vibrating in my seat vibrating in my seat this isn't really a question, but her midas is. Okay. I give him a thumbs up.
[00:41:34] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:41:34] Speaker A: She's like, good to know.
Fades away.
[00:41:40] Speaker E: Fades it to dust.
[00:41:41] Speaker B: Yeah. And all the. No, quite literally, because all the bones and stuff that I used that kind of shot out of the ground for this would turn to dust. And then all the blood that was in that cool microphone plus stand, like, just falls to the floor. And now I'm bleeding out.
[00:42:01] Speaker E: Okay. I have a head kit in now that all the bones for this ritual astray just took from marrow collection and hope they don't notice.
[00:42:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Cause now they're dust.
[00:42:11] Speaker E: Marilyn. Look at their collection. I'm missing exactly 15 bones. Astrea.
[00:42:17] Speaker B: Astrea wrapping herself up.
[00:42:19] Speaker E: Can I kiss it?
[00:42:21] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:42:22] Speaker D: Can I lay on hands it?
[00:42:25] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:42:26] Speaker D: Okay. I do that. Were you actually. Did you lose hit points or time?
[00:42:29] Speaker B: I never. I never roll damage to damage myself, but, like, I can in theory. I never had two either. I did that for the. I told you it was flashy aesthetic, so. Yeah, but I can stab myself if everyone.
[00:42:45] Speaker D: No, no, it's fine. You just get healing and it's the right amount.
[00:42:48] Speaker A: You're fine.
[00:42:50] Speaker E: Ooh.
[00:42:51] Speaker A: When did you learn to lay on hands?
[00:42:54] Speaker D: Honestly, a really long time ago.
Like the beginning of season three.
[00:43:01] Speaker C: It was usually done via kissing, though.
[00:43:03] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah.
[00:43:04] Speaker B: Lay on lips.
[00:43:06] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:43:08] Speaker C: That's where a siren after dark episode.
[00:43:10] Speaker D: Aki.
[00:43:12] Speaker B: No, actually, that happens during bird watching. A surprise amount of time. That's fine.
[00:43:17] Speaker A: That's after dark.
Yes. Look at those tits.
[00:43:21] Speaker B: You can only go bird watching in the Titan.
[00:43:26] Speaker C: Hey, Rosalight.
[00:43:29] Speaker B: Anyway, no, she was over there. Don't bring her into this.
[00:43:33] Speaker A: Birds.
[00:43:35] Speaker D: A daytime activity. Yes.
[00:43:39] Speaker A: Watch birds.
[00:43:42] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes.
Like that blue bird over there.
[00:43:51] Speaker D: Birding. Birding is the child version of it.
It's actually the real term for birdwatching is birding.
Which does also happen. I mean, that's the only version we do is birding. I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:44:06] Speaker B: And if you look out in the courtyard, you'll see a flock of cobra chickens, also known as canadian geese. And like everyone, including Lagos, we are scared of them.
[00:44:21] Speaker A: Can't believe Lagos has canadian geese.
[00:44:24] Speaker B: It has to. They have to have the toughest birds.
[00:44:26] Speaker D: Are they flagosian geese? Are they actually canadian that came over from earth?
[00:44:34] Speaker B: I think it'd be hilarious if, like, Joanna looks just like it's that flock of canadian geese and everybody's eating cobra chickens, unless that's what they're actually called.
[00:44:44] Speaker D: I like to imagine that there was a goose that had migrated south, you know, when Joanna switched over to Cyrene and the goose went with her and has just spread from.
[00:44:57] Speaker E: It is a lovely day in Cyrene, and you are a terrible goose.
[00:45:00] Speaker D: Yes.
And now it's a whole flock.
[00:45:06] Speaker B: Ancient flagosian belief that if you see a goose cross your path, you're gonna die soon, instead of the grim or.
[00:45:17] Speaker A: No, what is it?
[00:45:17] Speaker D: The black dog.
[00:45:21] Speaker B: Logos has one goose related death.
[00:45:25] Speaker D: Every year, some drunk Lagosian tries to bite a goose and loses anyway.
[00:45:37] Speaker A: So, yeah, you have talks to the ferryman. You have two days to get ready.
What would you like to spend these two days doing? Are there any particular scenes you want to have with anybody? I think Astrea, you said you wanted to talk to Aira and Demisa. You also wanted to talk to a rot. And anybody else who wants to talk to anybody, now is the time.
[00:46:10] Speaker E: I'm thanking you guys go first.
[00:46:18] Speaker B: Sorry. We go together?
No, I don't know. I don't know if that's anything like.
[00:46:24] Speaker D: Hanging up on her or is that like.
[00:46:27] Speaker B: No, I just want to be chill about it.
But I also want to poke Heron and see how things are doing in Vlagos, minus the God war.
It's been a while. I have to have to check out. This is my country too, because I still have a royal title, so I think I do want to hang out. So I don't know. I don't know what order we want to do this, if we even want to go together.
[00:46:56] Speaker A: Well, why don't you talk to Harren first? As Ferris figures that out?
And, yeah, you would find Harren either in the war room, in his chambers, or in what used to be the study. It's still the study. It's just no longer Theron's creepy study.
[00:47:21] Speaker B: Ah.
I have trauma here. I will walk in, look around, and immediately go, well, I really do like what you've done with the place.
[00:47:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I tried to spruce it up a little bit.
It was a little bit of possessed by a dragon chic.
[00:47:51] Speaker B: Yeah, no, definitely, definitely see where you're coming from. From that. It was also kind of like, I really want to be king, because I'm pretty sure it was. I'm pretty sure I was looking like that before the usurping.
[00:48:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
Yeah.
And, uh, I don't know.
[00:48:14] Speaker B: It was very flashy. But that's okay.
[00:48:20] Speaker A: I mean, if anything, at least it has good. A good number of poems in here that are interesting. I've been working on this. He sort of points at the shadow stuff, just trying to get a better understanding of what happened, so I'm slowly getting a grip on it.
[00:48:36] Speaker B: Oh, what? Well, explain. I'd love explanations.
[00:48:44] Speaker A: Well, apparently, I am a living, breathing portal to the shadow dimension now.
[00:48:59] Speaker B: Like a hole. You're not going to get sucked up in yourself?
[00:49:05] Speaker A: No. Not sure I can tell. But I can use whatever connection I have with it now to, like, summon shadows and manipulate shadows.
[00:49:15] Speaker B: That's so dope. I love going to the shadow plane. It's really. Well, at least when I go with my magic, it's really dope.
[00:49:24] Speaker A: It is very interesting. And, you know, I can always hide there if I want to avoid responsibility for, like, an hour.
[00:49:31] Speaker B: That's true.
That's so cool.
[00:49:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Sometimes I just. I need. I need time where people aren't asking me things, and if I go to the inn, they're just gonna find me there.
[00:49:48] Speaker B: Do you frequent the inn?
[00:49:52] Speaker A: Look, a king has needs.
[00:49:56] Speaker B: No, I'm not judging you on that. Just, like.
Shut up, Merrill.
You're just upsetting growth stones.
Meryl, I'm sorry. Meryl's just very upset that I basically found a proper, exact replacement.
Equally as edgy, same color palette.
Also a massive slut. Like, you know, it's actually. Wait a minute now to point out.
[00:50:28] Speaker E: Let's see how it is.
[00:50:34] Speaker A: Whoops.
[00:50:36] Speaker B: Da narrows faster than you. But you have more money, so together, you both have fatherly issues.
[00:50:46] Speaker E: Meryl is crying. Floor in the background after hearing this.
[00:50:51] Speaker B: I'm sorry. Now that I'm pointing it all out, it's, like, hitting me as well.
[00:50:57] Speaker D: It's hitting me, too.
[00:50:58] Speaker E: Do you ever.
[00:50:59] Speaker B: Do you feel stabbed?
Do you feel impaled? Because I kind of do. I'm, like, out of breath. I'm like, wait a minute.
[00:51:07] Speaker E: What the fuck have you done? I can't do this.
It's like the Daniel the cooler. Daniel meme.
[00:51:18] Speaker B: Oh, man, this is actually scary. Um, okay, so, yeah, I'm not judging you about going to the inn.
[00:51:32] Speaker D: But.
[00:51:32] Speaker B: Did you ever bother, like, to go in disguise or something.
[00:51:38] Speaker A: Back when I didn't have a shadow arm? Yes.
[00:51:43] Speaker B: Oh. Does this, like. Does even, like, illusionary magic not work on it?
[00:51:52] Speaker D: Meh.
[00:51:53] Speaker A: I mean, eh, he does, but where's the fun in that?
[00:52:00] Speaker E: It's part of the appeal.
[00:52:05] Speaker B: Mara doesn't even have to be in this room. I just feel them.
[00:52:13] Speaker A: I have before, you know? But yet again, it's like sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on how I feel that day. I don't go very often. Maybe a couple of times a month.
[00:52:28] Speaker B: I thought you were going to say a week. Because again, I don't judge you.
But also, it's the not dressing up part. But I'm like, no, never mind, I'm down for it. I mean, like, they. I don't know, maybe people actually want to serve their king. It makes sense.
[00:52:54] Speaker A: I think that is a line I have used before.
[00:53:00] Speaker B: This is awesome.
Now, I hate to bother you about actual work stuff, but I did want to ask how, besides the God war, how the flag? How is flogos doing?
[00:53:17] Speaker A: It sits up, puts the book down. It just goes. Vogos is just doing very well.
It was a little couple of months of instability as we move into this new normal for us, but, you know, people finding other ways to not get out the frustration. It's not the right word, but, you know, use their energy on more productive things.
[00:53:53] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
I don't know. In my heart of hearts, I feel like you're going to have a lot of horse girls.
[00:54:04] Speaker A: I mean, we have some very fine horses.
[00:54:08] Speaker B: Maybe you can get super into horses.
[00:54:12] Speaker A: I mean, it's just. It is an industry to move into. We are working on cornering that fan fiction market as well.
[00:54:24] Speaker B: I'm never going to apologize for that.
[00:54:26] Speaker A: Don't.
It is a national bestseller.
[00:54:30] Speaker B: I'm so happy.
I'm so happy. When shit gets normal, we should actually open up like a really awesome barred school here.
Just like an art school in general. Slap the written word on there too. I think it'd be kind of cute for vlog books.
[00:54:51] Speaker A: I think it would be very good.
There's something that we've been working on.
I believe some people call it a scald or a battle bard. It's very impressive.
[00:55:07] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:55:08] Speaker A: Rather than feeling inspired, you know, when you hear the music, you get angry.
[00:55:18] Speaker B: Ah, I see.
You don't want to be inspired any no, I'm joking. I'm joking.
[00:55:24] Speaker D: I know.
[00:55:25] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:55:25] Speaker B: It actually sounds very cool.
[00:55:29] Speaker A: Not me. Also, please add the scald to tui.
[00:55:33] Speaker D: That would be cool.
[00:55:35] Speaker B: Yeah. You could have gotten a way different bard out of me.
[00:55:38] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, it's called is so cool. I just. I've been playing one in wrath of the righteous motherfucker.
[00:55:45] Speaker B: Me too.
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I said I would do this, like, ages ago.
Australia remembers. Oh, I promised to talk to you about opening up, like, an airship dock.
[00:56:06] Speaker A: Like, a ship that goes through the sky.
[00:56:11] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:56:12] Speaker A: Fascinating.
[00:56:13] Speaker B: It's new. Um, and, um, well, you're. You're like, uh. You're already up on the.
You already know the God stuff. Yeah.
[00:56:23] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:56:23] Speaker B: I mean, you, obviously. Okay, so, like, we brought with us the God of, like, the wind and stuff.
They're the ones that are kind of actually running this. So, like, I can set up a fun meeting between you two, but don't fuck them.
[00:56:41] Speaker A: That was very specific.
[00:56:46] Speaker B: They're very good looking, but that's, to me, so sibling. So I don't know what kind of heat you're going to get out of that.
[00:56:58] Speaker A: There is a slight. There's a slight moment of pause.
Like, they're considering it.
[00:57:06] Speaker B: Do it, pussy.
In hindsight, like, in actuality, when you see them, I think you're going to be very, very tempted. I think on all ends you have an angel and a devil, and they're both going to say, damn bet. I think you're going to be incredibly tempted. I think you're going to do a backflip into this and then die. But, like, you know, I just thought I'd let you know.
[00:57:33] Speaker A: Very good to know.
[00:57:35] Speaker B: Because technically, you have to talk to them to build the ports because they have all the plans and all the other shit, and they're here anyway, so it's like, perfect timing.
But also be wary.
I don't know if that much dick is worth it, you know? Like, I don't know. Okay.
[00:57:57] Speaker A: It might really be worth it.
Look, I will say I will try, but what if they flirt with me?
[00:58:17] Speaker D: Demisa somewhere messaging. That's where you're like, hey, by the way. By the way, leave this guy alone.
[00:58:24] Speaker B: And I can't stop you.
And I know you're gonna find them very attractive, okay? All a buff ish, like, half orc God of, like, wind and freedom or some shit.
[00:58:43] Speaker A: I like freedom.
[00:58:48] Speaker B: Full of mommy issues. Oh, my God. No, you're gonna love them. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
[00:58:54] Speaker E: They have so much in common.
[00:58:58] Speaker B: I was no I'm saying, are you.
[00:59:02] Speaker D: Just wingman in here? No, I'm not trying not to.
[00:59:05] Speaker B: I'm accidentally doing that.
[00:59:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You just watch as you're counting. You're counting these things off. Erin's put. Putting up fingers is just being like. Just. You just keep making it more tempting. But I promise I will do my best to behave.
[00:59:31] Speaker B: Do you need to?
I'm actually more scared to be a part of the delegation because I don't know. I don't know what will happen.
It might be like I fucking each other from across the room and I've seen enough of.
I'm trying to think of a word, of a rip off word. 1 second.
No, these are so bad words.
I've seen enough of the hit book series, but the plays are better if, you know, over past earthen.
It's about a very rich viscount family in AWS home.
And there's like seven or eight kids. Oh, my God. So each season follows the next, usually eldest, as they get married, but, like, it's a steamy love affair between whoever they're interested in. The second season way better, you know, overpassers.
[01:01:09] Speaker A: Yes, yes, I believe I'm familiar with that.
[01:01:15] Speaker B: I'm making fun of Bridgerton.
No, no, I know you are, but this is just for the. It's not. We don't have to write that in chat. And I was like, I was trying to look at other words, similar words, and, like, overpass.
And then I googled it.
They only have fucking aqueduct.
I couldn't call it, like, I couldn't call it platformer tin. Cause that's waveform.
So overpass. Certain it was.
[01:01:56] Speaker D: Yes, yes.
[01:01:57] Speaker A: I'm familiar with. I'm familiar with the plays and the books.
[01:02:02] Speaker B: The books.
I don't even know where I was going with that joke.
I got very, very into it and then I. I kind of crapped myself out of it. But, yeah, big warning. Won't say to do it, won't say not to do it.
But if you do, like, a literal storm would be coming if she found out.
[01:02:39] Speaker A: I will do my best.
They're just like, doing mental math, being like, hmm, how much do I want to make me so angry?
[01:02:53] Speaker E: It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
[01:02:56] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[01:02:58] Speaker B: And, like, not to egg this on further, but I did just get engaged. He could be still pretty upset.
[01:03:09] Speaker D: He did seem upset earlier.
There was an air to his, like, oh, what a nice ring that was, like, hmm. So she made you a ring, huh?
I could have checked him, but I forgot.
[01:03:27] Speaker B: What did you say Aubrey?
[01:03:28] Speaker A: I didn't say Taryn would be thinking. I could have made you a kingdom.
[01:03:38] Speaker B: No offense, but it's okay. I've got my.
[01:03:42] Speaker A: It's fair.
[01:03:43] Speaker B: Like, two of them.
[01:03:46] Speaker A: He's getting over it.
[01:03:48] Speaker B: I know, I know, I know. I love him so much.
[01:03:52] Speaker A: This may be a bad decision just.
[01:03:54] Speaker B: To get over it, but, yeah, other than that, I think I've done. It's like I completely. I completely forgot it about the vlog goes having a airship harbor, but now we have that low key, low key done.
[01:04:09] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
I also believe a conversation with Iraq needs to happen.
[01:04:19] Speaker B: Yep.
[01:04:23] Speaker D: I guess I could go first, and, like, if she seems, like, in a good mood and a mental ball, maybe you can, like, be around the corner.
[01:04:29] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I'm hiding around the corner.
[01:04:32] Speaker D: And then if she's, like, not cool, then I can be like, walk away. You'll be like, oh, I happen to be here.
[01:04:38] Speaker B: I like that plan.
[01:04:39] Speaker D: Okay. Okay. Yeah. Then we will go find a road, and then we will not be together at the moment that we actually find her.
[01:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:04:50] Speaker A: I mean, she is.
I'd say she is in the war room as she continues to make notes, make plans, lay out troop movements, sending messages away, and requisitioning whatever she needs.
[01:05:12] Speaker D: How go all the plans.
[01:05:16] Speaker A: They go?
I have some people out deciding which groups are going to be doing what.
Most people are just chomping at the bit for a good fight, you know?
[01:05:30] Speaker D: I bet it's been a while, huh?
[01:05:32] Speaker A: It's been just a little bit.
[01:05:35] Speaker D: Oh, I seem too long.
Did you, um. Did you ever get the package I sent you?
[01:05:47] Speaker A: Autocharacter? Refresh my memory. What was in the package?
[01:05:50] Speaker D: Way back when, before we killed Iktar, I sent her a package of letters.
[01:05:54] Speaker A: Yes.
Yeah, I got them. They're in a safe place.
[01:06:02] Speaker D: Thank you for holding onto those for me.
Yeah, I figured you were reliable.
[01:06:14] Speaker A: I didn't look at them, I promise.
[01:06:17] Speaker D: I know.
So this is just gonna be weird, no matter what, but I have recently, you probably noticed, become engaged, and I just sort of wanted to check in with you. If you wanted to be checked in on. If you didn't want to be checked in on, then I can go elsewhere, and you don't have to look at my face.
[01:06:56] Speaker A: I'm happy for you.
I'm glad that you've moved on and found a better place.
You're better emotionally. You're better physically.
[01:07:12] Speaker D: I am still sorry it wasn't you.
[01:07:18] Speaker A: It's okay.
[01:07:22] Speaker D: In another life, maybe.
[01:07:24] Speaker A: Another life. I.
But I.
I'm also seeing someone, so, you know.
[01:07:36] Speaker D: Hey. Hey. That's great.
[01:07:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:07:39] Speaker D: Who are they?
You don't actually have to tell me, but, I mean, if you wanted to.
[01:07:46] Speaker A: They're. They're a writer.
[01:07:49] Speaker B: They are. This is where I pop my head.
[01:07:51] Speaker A: Because, like, now you pop up from the other side of the table.
[01:07:56] Speaker B: Literally, I'm so tiny, you didn't even fucking notice. Am I even crouched? This is just a big woman table.
[01:08:04] Speaker D: The table is just meant for really tall people.
[01:08:11] Speaker B: And I go, is it. Is it the writer that I sponsor, where they made you take me there?
[01:08:17] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yes, it is.
[01:08:21] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[01:08:22] Speaker D: The one who wrote about, like, a point eroded me. Like, what?
[01:08:26] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:08:27] Speaker D: And then I look at her, like, what?
Yes. Isn't that weird?
No judgment. Honestly, I hope. I'm glad you're happy. But also, isn't that weird?
[01:08:39] Speaker A: It's fiction.
[01:08:40] Speaker D: Yeah, sure.
[01:08:41] Speaker A: It's based on real people. It's fiction. Look, I was asked about research.
I was research. And she interviewed you?
[01:08:50] Speaker B: Sure. I said, what you do.
[01:08:52] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:08:58] Speaker D: Well, I'm very happy for you.
[01:09:02] Speaker B: You know, I did get word that she was doing, like, a very specific a Rod series, and I was like, you got this? And I threw my knee at her.
This is so exciting.
[01:09:15] Speaker A: It's kind of flattering to be a main character of a story.
[01:09:22] Speaker D: I mean, you deserve to be.
[01:09:26] Speaker A: Thank you.
I.
I just hope that this all is gonna turn out okay.
[01:09:37] Speaker D: I.
I just have a good feeling about it. I think it will.
[01:09:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Cause, I mean, if not, and there are a lot of people who don't deserve it that are gonna suffer.
[01:09:52] Speaker D: Oh, you were talking about the war.
[01:09:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:09:56] Speaker D: I also have a good feeling about that.
[01:09:59] Speaker B: What were you thinking?
[01:10:01] Speaker D: And then she was talking about, I hope my relationship turns out. Cause the last one didn't.
[01:10:04] Speaker A: You know, man, it is a thing. Her brain went one direction, your brain went the other.
[01:10:12] Speaker D: Yep.
I see where our priorities are.
[01:10:18] Speaker A: A rot. I hope my country survives this war. Demisa, I hope your relationship goes well. What?
[01:10:26] Speaker D: I hope you find happiness and love, but no, we will do everything that we can to make this go the best possible way it can. And there are a three gods in this fight, not counting the one we're fighting, so that should be in our favor.
[01:10:52] Speaker A: I certainly hope it is.
[01:10:54] Speaker D: Four gods. I have a sibling. I forgot about them.
[01:10:58] Speaker A: Yeah, they've been causing problems.
[01:11:02] Speaker D: I knew it. I'm so sorry.
I'll talk to them.
[01:11:06] Speaker A: It's okay. I think that. Look, they've got just kind of the energy that fits fits in very well here.
[01:11:13] Speaker D: Uh huh. And we met them in a bar fight that they had cost for funsies.
[01:11:20] Speaker A: There have been a couple of bar fights.
[01:11:22] Speaker D: Old me would have loved them.
Numi still likes them, you know, we're working on it.
[01:11:27] Speaker B: What happened to Lana?
[01:11:29] Speaker A: We're fine.
[01:11:29] Speaker B: You can still like bonfights.
[01:11:34] Speaker D: I mean, they're not fun anymore because I'm really good.
I feel bad punching. Like, little. Like, little, like level ones. You know what I mean?
If it's like marrow, then it's like an even match, and it's like, okay, cool. But, like, if it's like little, don't.
[01:11:55] Speaker B: Doubt the rest of fucking vloggers. I don't think anybody that comes out of here starts level one.
[01:12:01] Speaker D: I mean, listen, I fought them in the past.
[01:12:04] Speaker B: I still beat them.
[01:12:07] Speaker D: But anyway, I digress.
I hope they're not causing you too much trouble, but if they are, I can have a word with them.
[01:12:18] Speaker A: They're literally not causing more trouble than you ever caused.
[01:12:25] Speaker D: I can have a word with them.
[01:12:29] Speaker A: Look, you and Kratos got into some things.
[01:12:33] Speaker D: We did.
[01:12:33] Speaker A: They're not causing more problems than you two ever did.
And honestly, I think the people enjoy it.
[01:12:47] Speaker D: Well, as long as it doesn't give you more work.
[01:12:51] Speaker A: Oh, it's not giving me more work. But.
[01:12:57] Speaker D: If you ever. If you need any help with preparations, just let me know.
But otherwise, I will stay out of your way.
[01:13:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll let you know.
I mean, if you ever want to just head on down and give everybody a nice pep talk like you used to, that would be. Appreciate it.
[01:13:24] Speaker D: Of course.
And then I think I will, like, salute her because she's the seneschal.
[01:13:33] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll give you a nod and a bit of a salute back before turning back to all of her papers.
[01:13:42] Speaker B: Do you need help with the papers?
[01:13:47] Speaker A: Sure. If you would, uh, like to help with that.
[01:13:55] Speaker B: Literally. Yes. Give me.
Logos and paperwork is so much more nicer than cressy and paperwork.
[01:14:08] Speaker A: Well, at least there's that.
[01:14:14] Speaker B: I'm pretty much going to help her get this shit done, like, at mach speed, because I think. I think Israel is very used to it now, and it's still vlogger, so, like, yes, Velen's penmanship is there.
It's probably, like, so much more simpler, whereas, like, Cressa has the need to be corporate.
[01:14:39] Speaker A: Yeah, there is definitely that.
[01:14:45] Speaker B: I'm sorry. Now I'm thinking it was like, village bridge is broken. Fix it. That's it.
[01:14:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, no, it's definitely those kind of vibes.
[01:15:01] Speaker E: Need more donuts. Fix it.
[01:15:04] Speaker A: Open another donut stand.
Well, yes. So anybody else wants to do anything during these two days?
[01:15:17] Speaker D: I don't have to rp it at all. I just wanted to buy and attach two runes to my armor and my weapon, respectively. Do I need to roll anything to attach them?
[01:15:30] Speaker A: No, you'd be getting them. You'd be getting them from an artisan.
[01:15:33] Speaker D: Ah, red. Okay, so I will add the dread, the moderate dread to my armor and the pacifying to my weapon.
[01:15:42] Speaker E: Pacifying is so funny to me. It's just like, hits you with my giant fucking sword.
[01:15:46] Speaker D: Shh.
[01:15:46] Speaker E: Go to sleep now.
[01:15:48] Speaker D: It's basically like a stop trying to kill me or else.
[01:15:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, you're intimidated to stop, I feel like is a good way to look at it.
[01:15:58] Speaker A: Sh.
[01:15:58] Speaker E: It's all over now.
Also, I don't want to roleplay this out, but I do have to maintain my status as the group whore. So where's this. Where's this inn that Harry was talking about? Where's this?
[01:16:12] Speaker A: There's an inn. There's an inn.
[01:16:14] Speaker D: It's just.
[01:16:15] Speaker A: There's several inns in town, and he goes to all of them.
[01:16:19] Speaker E: I'm just gonna go to one. I don't want to roleplay this out. I just want to be a whore.
Yeah, that's it.
[01:16:25] Speaker A: No, you can't. You've. You've done it.
[01:16:28] Speaker B: Uh, and I'm so proud of you. It's been a while since warmer showed up.
[01:16:35] Speaker E: We've been busy killing gods. We have not had a place. I know.
[01:16:38] Speaker B: You're right. And I'm so glad that you get to, like, let loose for a little.
[01:16:42] Speaker E: Yeah.
[01:16:43] Speaker B: Um, I think the only thing I want to do also doesn't necessarily need to be role played out, is, um, I have to do princess duties, you know, and I. And, I mean, I really don't mind it because that means I get to, like, walk around in all these nice outfits that Haren got me. Um, and it's just an excuse to wear more clothes, of course. Yeah. But I'm gonna do some. Some princess stuff, some, uh. Some actual work delegation stuff. So that way, Heron and a rot actually could get a break. And again, it's. It's way easier for Australia to do it. So it's like, it's not much. It's not. It's work. It's not crazy amounts of work, though.
I don't know, show up to see some people, other stuff that she might be needed for. But, yeah, we're gonna do some princess stuff. Just to also remind them that I'm still up there, princess, because I did really just disappear. So.
[01:17:46] Speaker A: Yes, you do. And yeah, demise, you get pep talk, all of that. And then the morning of the second day, you find yourselves walking into this crossroads.
Off in the distance, you can see the massive army that Sirshu has. But before you, standing at the center of the crossroads is Sirshu, the half orc, dressed in her battle gear and ready to fight.
[01:18:25] Speaker B: I want to do one more thing, and it is on this day, okay.
During our morning preparations, in which I've been believe Dumisa is low key, like, getting ready, right, for probably the most important fight of her life, I would like to cast energy. Aegeus.
Aegeus. I think it's Aegeus.
Which essentially is a little spell.
It is a long lasting and powerful energy barrier. And Doomisa will gain resistance to acid, cold, electricity, fire force, negative, positive, and sonic damage. About five of it.
It lasts until tomorrow?
[01:19:21] Speaker A: Hell, yeah.
[01:19:22] Speaker E: Can I do something really quickly too? Yeah, I did get the donuts.
I have a box that I'm not gonna do the secret donut bomb. I just have a box of donuts ready for everyone.
You're all ready to fight. I'm just gonna look at the whole army and be like, looks at the box of the army. I don't think I brought donuts for everyone.
[01:19:42] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I have a gay way to do this spell, actually. Oh, okay. We're getting ready, right?
And I have some. I have some. Some of that gold.
Well, I think she actually uses, like, gold paint makeup in general on herself to look to match, honestly. And she'll just be like, so I know you don't like boar paint, but it's not war paint. It's just very, very gay spell. And put that shit on your lips. So your top is like the black, and the bottom is like, this nice gold ombre going on. But it does mean that we are essentially, you know, that meme of the two girls putting makeup on each other.
[01:20:29] Speaker D: Yes.
[01:20:30] Speaker B: This is basically that.
[01:20:32] Speaker D: Incredible.
[01:20:34] Speaker B: And now you have that.
[01:20:37] Speaker D: Thank you.
[01:20:39] Speaker A: Gay, gay, homosexual, gay, gay, gay, homosexual, gay.
[01:20:44] Speaker B: And in theory, it just looks like this bitch is magical.
[01:20:49] Speaker D: Nice.
[01:20:51] Speaker A: So, yeah, you do that, we find ourselves standing right before a God fight.
And that is going to happen next week.
So.
[01:21:08] Speaker E: I'll wreck you.
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