Episode Transcript
[00:00:43] Speaker A: Wake me up in the sleep I'm dreaming, doctor alone I cannot find meaning hold my hand let me stare by your side through this never ending night I can feel it now it holds me demon tower only in this red light because me he is reaching out consuming.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Tyrant of the dark star.
This is officially episode two, and we've got some combat ahead of us, so, yeah.
[00:01:45] Speaker C: Hi, my name is Aki. Pronouns are she, her, and I am playing gravewing, who is our monk, Kinesis.
That's it. That's all you get to know about her. Oh, also uses she her pronouns.
[00:02:02] Speaker D: Hi, y'all, I'm Alyssa. My pronouns are they, them, and I play Laythadrisi, our dampier, dandy, and rogue, who uses she any pronouns?
[00:02:15] Speaker E: It's me. Hello, I'm dusty. I use they he pronouns, and I am playing Eurudo, just eurydo for now. They also use they he pronouns, and they are going to be our blood hunter.
[00:02:30] Speaker A: Hello, I am ferx. I'm ushe her pronouns. And I am playing the nephilim, I think is what they're called now, thaumaturge, who also uses she her pronouns.
[00:02:44] Speaker F: Hello, I am Sparlock. I use he him pronouns. I am playing Alistair Whiskerfield, the renowned wizard and investigator who uses he him pronouns.
[00:02:58] Speaker B: Also, now that everyone's done their introductions, does somebody want to give a quick rundown of what happened last time before everyone rolls initiative, please, please.
[00:03:10] Speaker G: I need my job back.
[00:03:11] Speaker B: You can have your job.
[00:03:14] Speaker G: I got fired from my nine to five. I need this job to support my wife and kids, even though it's not a paid job. But last time, on this wonderful game that we play, we all finally met in the bellows of the jail, each of us being brought in individually after our wonderful backstories, which you should definitely listen to, actually. They're a lot of fun to record and watch. All got laid out onto the table. We had some discussions, some introductions, and meeting each other, some romance drama, as two exes sort of met together with a baffled cousin, staring like, wait, hold on. You two are like. You two, like, kissed or something? What the hell?
A rat pointed at me and said I was a cannibal. And most people believed him. There was a. There's a woman in the background just kind of sitting there watching the shenanigans go down. Like St. My first rodeo, I have a backstory.
Overall, very cool cast. Then the typical tick bait of a white haired anime man who was sitting in the back was like, hey, guys. I got a key. And after checking the queue, we were like, this actually seems pretty legit for an escape plan. So he gave us the info on, like, rotations and stuff like that. We unlocked the jail cell, and we scuttled out finding a couple of belongings that we could use to kind of help us on our escape. But other than that, we've been just kind of going, and it looks like we found some people, which is not really the best thing for an escape attempt from a jail. Whether it were going to kill us, I think so. I think we should probably roll initiative.
[00:04:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. We'll just glance over the part where Akkos is a cult leader. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:50] Speaker G: Listen, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna slander my man. He's a sexy cult leader. He can get away with it.
[00:04:55] Speaker B: All right, so if everybody could roll me some initiative.
[00:05:03] Speaker E: Mine's 23.
[00:05:04] Speaker B: 23.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: All right, I got 26.
[00:05:07] Speaker G: I rolled my new bell dice.
[00:05:10] Speaker D: Twins doing not. You're not twins. You're cousins. Cousins doing so well.
[00:05:16] Speaker G: Rolling good is a suggestion for this game, right?
[00:05:20] Speaker C: I got a nine.
[00:05:21] Speaker G: I also got a nine. Oh, my God, we're so sick.
[00:05:24] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh.
[00:05:26] Speaker C: It's because we're both poor, rich people of privilege.
[00:05:32] Speaker A: We get a roll high. They got the pay to win. Our rules.
[00:05:36] Speaker C: They do have the pay to win.
I take you're a little bit on fire today.
[00:05:44] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:05:45] Speaker G: Thank you.
[00:05:46] Speaker B: So we start at the top of the first round with one of the guards that you see in front of you. And just to remind everybody, it does appear that quite possibly things are happening in other parts of the prison. You can still kind of hear the sounds of fighting in the distance and the sound of someone, like, ringing an alarm bell.
And this first guard says he brandishes a club and is going to be moving at one of you while saying, it'll be easier for you if you get back to your cells.
And let's see, we've got Yuri. You look a little bit more intimidating, so we're gonna go with you.
[00:06:35] Speaker E: Hey, this is not a level eight character.
[00:06:38] Speaker A: Hopefully not again.
[00:06:43] Speaker B: And so this first action steps up with this club and will strike with their second action. Wait, actually, first action, move up. Second action intimidate you with telling you to get back to yourselves or else, you know? Or else. And then I'm gonna roll that. Intimidation versus your will. DC.
[00:07:15] Speaker E: Okay.
[00:07:16] Speaker B: I don't think an eleven will intimidate you.
So then they're just gonna strike out with the club for an 18.
[00:07:26] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, that hits.
[00:07:28] Speaker B: All right.
For eight bludgeoning damage as this club just sort of comes down on your shoulder.
[00:07:38] Speaker E: All right?
[00:07:42] Speaker B: And that's the guards turn and that'll bring us to Lou.
[00:07:47] Speaker A: Lou's gonna scream because Yuri just got hit with a club. This is violence.
And she kind of blacked out through the last bit of violence she experienced.
And I don't know how this class works, but that's fine because I don't think Lou does either, frankly. So we're going to pick an option.
[00:08:07] Speaker B: You learn too. You're still learning.
[00:08:09] Speaker A: We're going to pick an option and we're going to find out through learning whether or not this is actually a good way to start with things. So we're going to attempt to exploit vulnerability of this horrible person who is beating up my cousin.
[00:08:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:25] Speaker A: Which is gonna involve an esoteric lore check against a standard DC for the creatures level.
[00:08:34] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: It's not very specific on that.
[00:08:36] Speaker B: It's standard DC for the level. I sure.
[00:08:42] Speaker A: Oh, I have that lore. Hold on. So I have to roll?
[00:08:45] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta roll that thing for me.
[00:08:47] Speaker A: I haven't played Pathfinder in a while.
[00:08:49] Speaker B: Okay, so it's a 15 for a level two.
[00:08:52] Speaker A: So I have to be 15.
[00:08:54] Speaker B: Yep.
So you can tell me what this person is weak to and why. Is it the club you're holding?
[00:09:07] Speaker A: Sorry, I am under stress, which means my ability to do math, already quite poor, has failed me. What was the. It was 15.
[00:09:16] Speaker B: You said 15 is your DC.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: Hey, I hit 15. That's enough, right?
[00:09:20] Speaker B: Yeah. You get to exploit vulnerability on this person and they're. They're inexplicably weak to this club.
[00:09:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think what she does is she does a little bit of quick analogy, which is to say Baharati is the detective, and the detective is like a guard. And the guard is like a pig. Okay. And just grab some fur off of Alistar's head and just going and like. Like, spreads it across the. Whatever she's holding. Might be a club.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it's a club.
[00:09:53] Speaker A: It's a SAP.
[00:09:53] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:09:54] Speaker A: Basically a club. And so now you're weak to rat.
[00:10:02] Speaker C: Hair.
[00:10:04] Speaker A: Through the club.
[00:10:06] Speaker B: Supposed to text that guy.
[00:10:09] Speaker A: Maybe hit them, I guess.
Okay.
[00:10:15] Speaker B: This man has an allergy to animal fur.
[00:10:19] Speaker A: That's right, that's right. Um, a 20.
[00:10:23] Speaker B: A 20? Yeah, a 20 will hit a.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I'm just gonna hit the damage button. Cause I don't even know.
[00:10:34] Speaker G: I. I saw a post about someone who, like, dusted their knuckles with peanut butter and then punched someone who had an allergy to deal extra damage. And that's giving me the same vibes as this.
[00:10:45] Speaker A: So that's gonna be just straight up flat. Five non lethal damage.
[00:10:51] Speaker B: You do some extra damage too, because.
[00:10:55] Speaker A: I have identified this person's weakness.
[00:10:57] Speaker B: Yes. I'm trying to figure out exactly how much that is.
[00:11:03] Speaker A: Two plus half your level.
[00:11:04] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:11:05] Speaker A: Hey, we were at the same line at the same time.
[00:11:06] Speaker B: Yep. So it'll be, uh, eight damage total.
[00:11:09] Speaker A: Yeah.
Oh, crap. I have another action.
I don't want another action.
[00:11:16] Speaker B: You can give someone guidance.
[00:11:17] Speaker A: I have too many actions.
[00:11:19] Speaker B: Uh, you give Yuri guidance. Yuri's standing right next to you.
[00:11:22] Speaker A: Yes. Uh, Yuri hit better. Dodge faster. And that's gonna be guidance.
[00:11:29] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
[00:11:34] Speaker A: I'm done. Get me out of here.
[00:11:35] Speaker B: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
[00:11:37] Speaker A: That was stressful.
[00:11:40] Speaker B: So that will bring us to another of the guards.
This one Lou did just see what you did versus his co worker and is going to spin in action to step up to you. It's on lethal and is going to intimidate you by telling you it's better for you if you get back into your cell.
I don't think a ten is gonna intimidate you.
[00:12:12] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:12:13] Speaker B: Versus your will. DC.
[00:12:16] Speaker A: DC.
[00:12:17] Speaker B: Yep. Will plus ten.
[00:12:19] Speaker A: Oh, then no.
[00:12:20] Speaker B: Yep.
And then we'll strike you for third action.
I don't think a 14 is gonna hit you.
[00:12:30] Speaker A: It's close though.
[00:12:32] Speaker B: You do.
[00:12:32] Speaker A: Maybe. They said that with such confidence, but it was real close.
[00:12:35] Speaker B: Yeah, it was relatively close, but yeah.
So that will be the end of this guard's turn and will bring us to Akkos. You watch as Akkos hefts this great club and for two actions is going to run a hand along it and cast magic weapon, therefore making the great club a one, striking.
And then with their last action, they're going to hop on top of this table that you see next to you and bear down at this guard, but unfortunately not have enough actions to attack.
And that'll bring us to Yuri.
[00:13:32] Speaker E: Yuri looking at the guards in front of them and also looking at Akos doing magic weapons, like that's a nice trick.
And in a swift motion is going to give one of their hands, kind of scrape it along one of their horns so their hand starts bleeding a little bit. And wiped that blood across the great club. And I want to do Crimson, right.
[00:13:59] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:14:00] Speaker E: I'm going to take double my health and damage. So I take four gp and this is going to turn to weapon and also does five fire damage.
[00:14:08] Speaker B: Now. Hell yeah.
[00:14:09] Speaker E: That's the great. Axe in my hand, lights ablaze.
[00:14:15] Speaker B: Also works at the torch.
[00:14:17] Speaker E: It sure does.
Is that just one action? It is just one action, and I think it's only just, like, two extra damage.
Well, the Crimson right ear strikes with the weapon. Deal. Additional damage of the chosen raids. Damage type equal to the number of damage dice times three. Oh, so it's plus three damage.
[00:14:39] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:14:40] Speaker E: That's nice. Um, can I try to. Wait, what's my.
What's, uh, no, I don't have good intimidation. Never mind. I'm not gonna attempt to intimidate, but I'm gonna hit the guard in front of me.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: Deception's not bad. You could always try to faint.
[00:15:04] Speaker E: No. Okay, that's not. I don't think Yuri would try to intimidate, but they're not good.
[00:15:11] Speaker B: So first action, Crimson right. Second action, attack.
[00:15:16] Speaker E: You have. You have hero points, right?
[00:15:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:18] Speaker B: You've got a hero point.
[00:15:20] Speaker E: First row. Yeah, I'm gonna use a hero point for first roll of the game.
[00:15:23] Speaker A: You also have guidance.
[00:15:24] Speaker B: You do have guidance too.
[00:15:26] Speaker E: No, that wouldn't have helped.
[00:15:27] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:15:30] Speaker E: But that's much better on a roll of 15 plus my great club, which is a plus eight. So that's gonna be a 23.
[00:15:40] Speaker B: 23 hits.
[00:15:42] Speaker E: Oh, yeah.
And that's going to be four plus two, plus three. So nine damage total as Yorito hits this guard across the face with the great club.
And after the swing, Yuri scouts of them is like, maybe you should go back to your cell too.
I'm gonna attempt to swing again, even though this is probably a bad idea, because it's not finesse. Go for it.
Well, that's a 17 on the dice.
Minus five, plus.
[00:16:29] Speaker B: 1919 will miss.
[00:16:32] Speaker E: Okay, you're just leaving this great club in intimidation now, badly.
But that is their turn.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, we'll find ourselves at another of the guards. Let's see, how close are they to anyone?
Looks like they are going to have to spend.
So this guard will spend two of his actions to close in on you, Lace, as he sees his other compatriots dealing with the rest of you, or as many of you as they can get to right now, and will swing at you with their club for their last action.
And that is going to be an 18 to hit you. Laith, will that hit you?
[00:17:30] Speaker D: It does not. AC is 19.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: Hell, yeah.
And so there'll be that guard. So we're coming to another one, and it's the one that is right in front of Akos.
And they are going to start with trying to intimidate Akos.
Same sort of. Generally it's just. It'll be easier for you if you go back to your cells.
And a 15 does not intimidate Akos. And then they are going to just swing twice.
So it is going to hit twice on Akos.
Neither of them are critical.
And then that will bring us to another guard. Let's see, this guard is going to spend a free action to drop his club and then from his back with an action, pull a crossbow.
And so for one action is going to shoot at you.
Gravewing.
And that will be a 27 to hit you.
[00:18:48] Speaker C: It'll hit not a critical.
[00:18:52] Speaker B: And that'll be eleven piercing damage.
And then for the last action, they will reload their crossbow.
And that'll bring us to Laith.
[00:19:07] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:19:07] Speaker D: Laithe is going to laugh a little at the guard who missed his hit on her and says, oh, darling, you have to try it like this. And then intentionally whiff a punch before kneeing him between the legs. So mechanically, I am going to Bonmont Feint and then attack.
[00:19:27] Speaker G: I would do so much for life. I want her carnally as an add a character statement. Not in out of character. I want her to kill.
[00:19:37] Speaker C: It could be in character, but you're a coward.
[00:19:39] Speaker G: No, it's true.
[00:19:43] Speaker D: Isn't she sapphic, but not exclusive.
So Bon Ma is a 24. That's against their will. DC.
[00:20:02] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that will succeed.
[00:20:04] Speaker D: Okay, so they have a minus two to perception and will saves.
And then I am going to fate, which is deception against their perception, which is now down 228.
[00:20:24] Speaker B: A 28 will be a critical success.
[00:20:29] Speaker D: Okay, they are off guard against all melee attacks until the end of my next turn. So not just my attacks, everyone's attacks.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:20:39] Speaker D: They also have a minus two. Two perception and reflex checks. Or saves.
And then finally I knee them, which I assume is the same as like a fist. Unarmed attack.
[00:20:51] Speaker B: Just an unarmed attack.
[00:20:54] Speaker D: It's a 22 to hit a 22.
[00:20:58] Speaker B: 22 will hit a.
Oh.
[00:21:02] Speaker D: And since they're off guard, I get my sneak attack damage, right?
[00:21:05] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:21:09] Speaker D: That is nine damage total.
[00:21:13] Speaker B: Hey. Yeah, you get them. Good. And that's all three of your actions?
[00:21:16] Speaker D: Yep.
[00:21:19] Speaker B: All right. And that'll bring us to Alistair. I don't know why you are prone.
[00:21:30] Speaker F: Maybe because someone just stole my hair.
All right, so I will devise a stratagem against this guy that is already flat footed.
[00:21:46] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
[00:21:52] Speaker F: Have to target first, I guess.
Wow.
[00:21:58] Speaker B: Oof.
[00:22:01] Speaker F: Um, yeah, you know, I don't think that that is going to hit.
[00:22:09] Speaker B: Yeah, probably not.
[00:22:12] Speaker F: And I. So that's a six when you um, did you do.
You must use the result of a roll you made to devise a set stratagem for your first strikes attack.
Okay, so.
But that said, I can just choose not to.
So instead, I am going to call him a lily livered servant of the bourgeoisie.
I don't know why. And I would like to attempt to intimidate, which I believe can be used untrained.
[00:23:06] Speaker B: I believe so, yes.
[00:23:11] Speaker F: And that is a four.
[00:23:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:17] Speaker F: So far I've rolled a seven, a six, and a four. We are on for a good game. And for my last action, I will step back.
It's probably a wise idea, because I see that my stratagem has failed, and that will be my turn.
[00:23:39] Speaker B: Yeah, you're just unfortunately not able to find a way through his guard.
And that'll bring us to the last guard, who will also do the same as the one before reaction drop club one action, pull out crossbow, and then is going to shoot at Niall.
[00:23:58] Speaker G: I'm just a little guy. What do you mean?
[00:24:02] Speaker B: That is a 17 to hit.
[00:24:04] Speaker G: You leave me alone. I'm just a little guy that hits.
[00:24:11] Speaker B: Take nine piercing damage.
[00:24:15] Speaker G: Is this what it's like to be a spellcaster?
[00:24:18] Speaker B: Yes.
And we'll spend the last action to reload their crossbow. That'll bring us to gravewing.
[00:24:29] Speaker C: It is I. Gravewing. Boo. Boo.
[00:24:31] Speaker A: Boo. Boo.
[00:24:32] Speaker C: Boo.
Okay, so I'm seeing how this game is being played here. I have a question.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
[00:24:43] Speaker C: Is stepping a thing here? I keep going back and forth between Pathfinder and d and d, so I'm getting confused on who owns the step act.
[00:24:54] Speaker B: Was it one action to step for 5ft won't trigger any attacks of opportunity.
[00:25:02] Speaker C: Ah, I see, I see, I see.
Oh, well, actually, that doesn't necessarily matter. I feel like in this case, because I'm in the middle, actually, so I'm not actually engaged with any combat just yet.
[00:25:20] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:25:23] Speaker C: All right. That.
Yeah. What I'm gonna do then is I saw what Lou did to the guard in front of her. Right. They look allergic to.
[00:25:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:25:40] Speaker A: Rat.
[00:25:41] Speaker B: Rat fur.
[00:25:42] Speaker C: Rat fur. Is that specifically what their weakness is?
[00:25:47] Speaker B: The weakness that they have, you know.
[00:25:51] Speaker A: Oh, I was rereading it, and, yes, that's true. I can use what kind of.
I.
I have. Like, it doesn't matter. You were supposed to tell me what their highest weakness is. If they have one or they have multiple. Fortitude.
[00:26:12] Speaker B: Fortitude is their highest.
[00:26:13] Speaker A: And then I. Oh, so. And then I was supposed to come up with thematically resonant bit of esoterica, which makes sense. If their highest weakness is fortitude, then of course they're allergic to rats.
[00:26:23] Speaker B: Of course.
[00:26:24] Speaker G: Of course.
So.
[00:26:26] Speaker A: Okay, we're good now.
[00:26:27] Speaker G: Wait, wait. Is fortitude their lowest save, or is fortitude their highest save?
[00:26:31] Speaker B: Fortitude is their highest.
[00:26:33] Speaker A: Except for rest.
[00:26:34] Speaker B: Except for rest.
[00:26:35] Speaker G: I was about to say, like, it's your highest weakness. And I'm like, please, it's a little guy.
[00:26:40] Speaker A: I'm confused.
[00:26:42] Speaker C: So now I have a question. If I'm not gonna do this, or maybe I will. If the benefit is really great, if I were to pick up Alistair and throw Alistair at the guard that is allergic to rat hair, would that increase my damage?
[00:27:01] Speaker B: I think this only works for Lou.
[00:27:05] Speaker C: Only works for Lou. Okay. That is. That is very.
Okay. That is so important to do because I just met the great mouse detective, and the last thing I wanted to do was turn them to the great balding detective.
[00:27:22] Speaker A: So.
[00:27:26] Speaker C: That being said, I'm gonna just.
I'm gonna move around to flank them because I have enough movement to flank, and I'm gonna bank that. They don't have, you know, attack of opportunity.
So I'm gonna move to flank. That's my first action. My second action will be flurry of blows, and then we're gonna see what happens after that. Braves is two unarmed strikes, correct?
[00:28:05] Speaker B: Yes, that is correct.
[00:28:08] Speaker C: Thank you.
Okay, so we have, um, two. And I applied the multi multi attacker penalties.
[00:28:20] Speaker G: Yeah?
[00:28:21] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay.
[00:28:22] Speaker G: The first one's at zero. First one's at minus four.
[00:28:24] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:28:25] Speaker G: Second one's minus four.
[00:28:26] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, that's good.
[00:28:28] Speaker G: I forgot my number changing.
[00:28:31] Speaker C: Okay, so dirty 20 and 16.
[00:28:35] Speaker B: A dirty 20 will hit. A 16 won't hit.
[00:28:39] Speaker C: Okay. So I'm gonna go up, I'm gonna punch him once.
Like, really fucking good.
Just like a fun little Bob and weave. And then I jab, hit the face. I deal six bludgeoning damage. And I got one more thing I could do, I could attempt to do, I think.
Where is it? Don't I have. Oh, that's what that is.
[00:29:15] Speaker B: This one will be at your minus eight.
[00:29:17] Speaker C: Yeah. Nat 20.
[00:29:19] Speaker B: A Nat 20, so minus eight.
[00:29:22] Speaker C: Well, Nat 20, my two hit is eight minus eight, so 20.
[00:29:30] Speaker B: So because of.
Because of that. And you're like, your minus, it is a hit, but it is only a regular hit.
[00:29:40] Speaker C: Boo.
[00:29:41] Speaker G: These guys have ac out the ass, huh?
[00:29:44] Speaker B: They're wearing heavy armor.
[00:29:45] Speaker C: Yeah, that's fine, I guess it is.
[00:29:49] Speaker B: You. You hit because you hit. You got a nat 20, but with your penalty, it actually would not make it a hit. But that 20 bumps it up to a hit.
[00:30:06] Speaker C: Eight points of bludgeoning damage. So I roll in twice.
That's my whole thing. But the guy is. Oh, wait a minute. They were flanked?
Yeah.
[00:30:24] Speaker B: Yep. And that'll bring us to Niall, because that was all three of your actions, correct?
[00:30:29] Speaker C: That was all three, yep.
[00:30:31] Speaker G: Nyle does not want to be here. Nyla wants to stay away from everything that's happening. But does anyone in the front lines look the most beat up in terms of the enemy?
[00:30:39] Speaker B: Like, um, it's, uh, the one that Yuri is facing off with looks probably the most beat up.
[00:30:48] Speaker G: Okay, so Niall is very much staying behind everyone. Uh, if anything, like, they're kind of hiding with Alistair and just hiding, hiding behind everyone, like, absolutely terrified of what's going on. Like, arrow in their shoulder, like, oh, my God. I really don't want to be dealing with right with this right now. Oh, my God. Then, as they're kind of saying this, I'm going to use two actions to cast.
[00:31:12] Speaker A: What's it fucking called?
[00:31:13] Speaker G: Ink shot.
I was going to try grim tendrils, but then Aki moved and I was like, I don't want to nuke. I don't want to nuke the one person that likes my cooking in this group. So I'm using ink shot instead.
So I have to make an attack roll at this creature, and I hope I will hit.
How many hero points do we have at this point?
[00:31:36] Speaker B: One.
[00:31:38] Speaker G: I'm gonna use my hero point because I don't want to fail my role.
Who knows? It might get worse, but an eleven is gonna be a crit fail. I don't want to hit Yuri.
I'm not gonna eat the dice directly into my mouth.
I'm sorry, Yuri, I think I'm gonna hit you.
[00:31:54] Speaker B: No, what do you mean?
[00:31:57] Speaker A: Roll the four.
[00:31:58] Speaker G: Use the hero point. Roll the two. So just crit fail me on my spell already to put me on my fucking misery.
[00:32:07] Speaker B: So I did make a decision between seasons that I'm only gonna be using the crit hit and fail deck on either, like, nat twenties or nat ones.
[00:32:15] Speaker G: Okay, so I'm just gonna miss?
[00:32:18] Speaker B: Yes, you are just going to miss.
[00:32:21] Speaker G: Okay, that's. That's fine. The ink will, like.
[00:32:24] Speaker A: This is.
[00:32:25] Speaker G: That was a spell slot. That sucks. Uh, hold on. Do I have anything that's just, like, one action that I can just use?
Um, I do have shield. I'll cast shield as my third action because, quite frankly, I don't want to be involved in any of these. This, like, this shit right now. Um, so I'm gonna. Oh, thank you. I saw the spell effect shield applied, so, uh, the acid splash misses.
[00:32:49] Speaker A: But you do see.
[00:32:50] Speaker G: Like, you do see. What comes out of the eye is, like, sort of a swirling mass of, um, this disgusting purpley black liquid that almost seems to form a sort of protective barrier over, like, Nile's face or like, any vital organs. And he looks terrified of his goddamn mind. He does not want to be here, but he's doing his best.
[00:33:09] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:33:10] Speaker G: And that is my turn.
[00:33:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
Bring us to the top of the round with the guard that's right in front of Yuri. And they're gonna try one more time to intimidate you by saying, won't tell you again. Get back to your cell.
And that is a fish 15. I don't think that'll hit your.
[00:33:36] Speaker E: I do not think so either. Nope.
[00:33:38] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:33:40] Speaker E: In response, Yuri spits at their feet.
[00:33:43] Speaker B: Yep.
So they are just gonna attack twice with the club.
[00:33:52] Speaker A: I have a question.
[00:33:54] Speaker B: Uh huh.
[00:33:55] Speaker A: Mostly about order of operations here. If I have something that the trigger is, the enemy makes a strike, they strike first and then the trigger happens.
[00:34:05] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:34:05] Speaker A: Would it only.
Would that apply to both hits or just the first hit?
[00:34:09] Speaker B: Whichever one you would like it to apply to.
[00:34:12] Speaker A: It would be the first one just by default, I think.
[00:34:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:34:16] Speaker A: It will affect all of them potentially.
[00:34:18] Speaker C: Just.
[00:34:18] Speaker A: I don't know if that means, like, they have their whole turn and then my thing takes place or not.
[00:34:23] Speaker B: No, I mean, I just. If you. If you want it to take place at the first strike, we could do that.
[00:34:30] Speaker A: The trigger is a strike, so.
[00:34:32] Speaker E: Yes, yes. And then the wording depends what it is.
[00:34:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:34:36] Speaker A: I just don't want to be like. Actually, you can't strike at all when you would.
[00:34:41] Speaker B: I mean, tell me what you are doing.
[00:34:44] Speaker A: I'm gonna ring my bell.
I'm gonna ring my bell. With disrupting harmony, I create a strangely discordant harmony that sinks into your foes mind and throws its movements off. And you must make a will save against my class team or become enfeebled or clumsy. My choice to the end of your next turn.
[00:35:04] Speaker B: That is a 16.
[00:35:08] Speaker A: I think enfeebled is gonna be better than clumsy because that's gonna be your attack rolls. Right? Because those are strength based.
And clumsy is just gonna be like your ac, which also useful. But like, you're attacking presently in my priorities are my cousin. So we're gonna say you're enfeebled one. As lube pulls out her bell and rings it. She only is holding one bell, but for some reason, you hear two notes and they are not pleasant together.
[00:35:36] Speaker B: And so because of this, I will reroll the strikes so they count with the enfeebled.
Cause we're all learning new characters.
[00:35:46] Speaker A: We are.
[00:35:51] Speaker B: So that is a 16 for the first 116 does not hit. I have 17 ac and then an eleven.
[00:36:02] Speaker E: Well, actually, no.
[00:36:03] Speaker G: Yeah, I don't know. I think an eleven might hit.
[00:36:05] Speaker A: What do you think, Dusty?
[00:36:11] Speaker B: So, yeah, you are able to, with your great clone, kind of keep the attacks away from yourself.
And that'll bring us to Lou.
[00:36:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
Lou is going to very politely tell the guard, please stop, please.
We don't need to be fighting this. Gonna cast days. I can do that. I have spells now.
Also. We'll say, smart guy might become.
I need a basic will save against 18. See, this has a ten. A. You're stunned one.
[00:37:02] Speaker B: I fixed it. I fixed it on your sheet.
[00:37:05] Speaker A: Okay, wonderful. So also stunned one on top of everything else, unwilling.
[00:37:11] Speaker B: Takes damage equal to your modifier.
[00:37:15] Speaker A: Oh, does it take damage? Oh, you take one d six. Just straight up one d six.
[00:37:20] Speaker B: One d six. Okay.
[00:37:20] Speaker G: Yeah, that's one.
[00:37:24] Speaker A: One mental damage.
And I don't know.
Um. I'm gonna whack him.
[00:37:38] Speaker G: I'm gonna whack him.
[00:37:39] Speaker A: That feels very disingenuous after telling him, please stop. But we're gonna. Can I try to persuade him to just stop attacking us? Can I do that? I don't know how to do a charisma based character. I only know how to hit people.
[00:37:52] Speaker B: Um, you, that would be more of an intimidation.
[00:37:58] Speaker A: But I'm asking with a please. I said please very nicely. It's okay. My intimidation is the same as my diplomacy. It doesn't matter.
[00:38:06] Speaker B: If you want to try. The thing is, because of his situation at the moment, persuasion doesn't seem very likely to work.
[00:38:16] Speaker A: I did just whack him in the head. So listen, it's the same number.
[00:38:19] Speaker B: It doesn't matter.
[00:38:19] Speaker A: But I could say, please can I love. I try to persuade, intimidate him to.
[00:38:26] Speaker B: Yeah, you can try to intimidate him.
[00:38:29] Speaker A: Uh huh. Let's see if Lou's as good at this as doomie.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes, she is.
Okay, hang on. I can do easy math. They start 26.
[00:38:44] Speaker B: A 26 is almost a critical, but it is success.
[00:38:53] Speaker G: Cool, eh?
[00:38:53] Speaker A: Stable play.
We don't want the r two, I promise.
[00:38:58] Speaker B: So they will be frightened. One.
[00:39:02] Speaker A: That works. That's me.
[00:39:07] Speaker B: This guard is stunned and frightened.
[00:39:10] Speaker A: And enfeebled.
[00:39:11] Speaker B: And enfeebled. Yeah, now's the time.
[00:39:15] Speaker A: Mess him up.
[00:39:19] Speaker B: No, it's the one in front of Lou who's enfeebled.
[00:39:22] Speaker A: Oh, I was aiming at the one that was attacking yuri the whole time. That was the only one.
[00:39:26] Speaker B: The one that's in front of Yuri. Yeah.
[00:39:29] Speaker A: Oh, wait, you're right. The enfeebled one is the one who attacked Yuri. All of my other stuff was directed. The one I'm only going after, the one that attacked Yuri. The one who instead attacking me, has their own problems.
[00:39:38] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:39:39] Speaker A: I have priorities, and it's my cousin.
[00:39:41] Speaker C: Mm hmm.
[00:39:43] Speaker B: And you know what this person is?
They only have two actions. Cause they were stunned. One, they're gonna spend their first action to attempt to trip you.
And that is a 23 versus your.
I believe it's reflex DC.
[00:40:05] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:40:07] Speaker B: Is that a hit or a critical 23?
[00:40:10] Speaker A: You said.
So it's just a hit because it's ten plus your thing. And I have. Wait, no, wait. Yes, yes. It's just a hit. It's not a crit, but it's close.
[00:40:20] Speaker G: Okay.
[00:40:21] Speaker B: So you are prone now, but you don't take any damage from falling prone.
And then they are going to move, spend their action, and that'll bring us to Akos. Akos brandishes their great club, and they're gonna spend their first two actions to do a spell strike, telekinetic projectile versus this guard.
So they are going to hit with the great club. And that is, for the time being, going to be acting as.
As if it's striking.
And then they're also going to telekinetic projectile.
And you watch as they bring this, this great. This great cloud club down against this guard and just crater in the. This heavy armor that this guard is wearing. And the guard sort of takes like, kind of a half step back, kind of thrown off balance by this massive hit.
[00:41:44] Speaker G: And that'll bring muscular dead to super dead. How dead do you think this guard is gonna be at the end of it?
[00:41:50] Speaker B: Probably super dead.
I. Little brakes, Yuri.
[00:41:56] Speaker E: Uh, well, Yuri's gonna try to get rid of the guard in front of them first, and then actually, we'll go from there. They don't really have a plan except for attack right now.
That is going to be this man.
A 21.
[00:42:22] Speaker B: A 21. Okay.
A 21 will hit, and that is.
[00:42:28] Speaker E: Going to be, I think, this exact same roll I got last time for steam stuff. Fire damage. So nine damage.
[00:42:37] Speaker B: Hey, nine damage.
They don't look great.
[00:42:47] Speaker E: They're still up, though. Okay. And then seeing that they're still up, I'm gonna use my second action to do study enemy a recall knowledge using the monster lore. Do I have monster lore? I do, and I also get something from this called study weakness. When I do at the same time, just depends on my success.
That is 17.
So I get a plus two to hit. And because of study weakness, whenever I do it on a success, I also deal one point of precision damage as well.
Would it be for all the guards? Just one guard specifically.
[00:43:43] Speaker B: One guard specifically?
[00:43:45] Speaker E: Well, I'm trying to take one out in front of me, and then I'm gonna use my second. I'm sorry, my third action to do my second attack with this bonus 23. It's only gonna be like an 18.
[00:44:04] Speaker B: An 1818 will not hit.
[00:44:09] Speaker A: Did you use that guidance?
[00:44:11] Speaker E: I use the last round.
[00:44:13] Speaker A: Okay. Okay.
[00:44:14] Speaker E: Yeah.
Then, yes. That would be my turn, then.
[00:44:18] Speaker B: All right. We are with the guard that's in front of Laithe, who you just need, and they are in pain, and they're going to spend their turn kind of swinging wildly at you.
And the first is going to be a Nat 20.
[00:44:46] Speaker D: What is the total? I probably won't be able to hit it still, but what's the total there? 3131-3029 so that would still be okay. Yeah, that's still a crit. I do nothing. I take it.
[00:45:04] Speaker B: Uh, they get you right in the chest, like, sternum area, and you feel the wind just rush out of your lungs, and you are fatigued.
[00:45:23] Speaker C: Rip leaf. You were too hot for this world.
[00:45:29] Speaker B: And that'll be 20 damage, literally.
[00:45:37] Speaker A: It's episode two.
[00:45:38] Speaker G: Aubrey, do I have permission to eat your dead body?
[00:45:42] Speaker A: No. No.
[00:45:45] Speaker C: I mean, I don't know. I don't know now. Okay. Well, it's schism. I feel like if anybody could eat an undead body, it would be schism, right?
[00:45:56] Speaker G: Digestible.
[00:45:57] Speaker A: The undead body alive again.
[00:45:59] Speaker C: Digestible.
Died. Get the fuck out. Oh, my goodness.
[00:46:06] Speaker G: Really? But the type of lubricant kid that's using cooking. But it's called. It's like, you guys know the thing.
[00:46:14] Speaker C: I'm talking about my guy.
[00:46:17] Speaker G: I'm not gonna go on an autism tangent. I'm gonna go on the autism tangent in the voice, in the, like, text chat so Aubrey can continue.
[00:46:23] Speaker B: But the great thing is, it's a bludgeoning weapon, so you are just considered unconscious. You don't have to make any death saves.
[00:46:34] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:46:35] Speaker D: But the bigger question is, am I still fatigued when I wake up?
[00:46:39] Speaker B: Uh, we'll see.
And they are going to. Seeing that, they're going to second action. Take a five foot step, putting Yuri in, uh, making Yuri flanked.
[00:47:00] Speaker A: Stop.
[00:47:04] Speaker B: And then they are going to spend their last action.
I don't think an eleven is going to hit you, so.
[00:47:15] Speaker E: I don't know who you're hitting, but Yuri. Oh, no.
[00:47:20] Speaker B: Yeah. This person took out Laithe with one hit and then stuck, stepped and made you flat footed.
[00:47:32] Speaker E: Yeah, I know that you're. You're hitting me, but even with the flat footed. No, I'm not. I'm not owned.
[00:47:39] Speaker B: Yep.
It is the.
The guard that is in front of Akos.
They are going to attempt to trip Akos for their first action.
[00:47:56] Speaker D: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Aubrey, I have a reaction that I can do before I go down. I still go down, but can I do it?
[00:48:04] Speaker A: Yeah. What is your reaction?
[00:48:06] Speaker D: So I have final spite. So as I think that it. Yeah, this weapon comes down and Laith is basically just about to go out, but in a last, like, bit of spitefulness, is going to knee him again before she goes unconscious.
[00:48:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
Roll.
[00:48:32] Speaker D: It's only a ten on the dice, so it is a 19 total.
[00:48:37] Speaker B: A 19 won't do it.
[00:48:38] Speaker D: They are off guard.
[00:48:39] Speaker B: No, wait. Yeah, it will do it. Cause they are off guard.
[00:48:45] Speaker D: I don't get sneak attack on reactions, do I?
[00:48:49] Speaker B: They're still considered off guard to you, so I'd say. Yeah.
[00:48:57] Speaker A: Also, who expects to get need on the way down?
[00:49:02] Speaker D: So that's seven damage.
[00:49:04] Speaker B: I would say seven.
All right.
All right. And that is the guard in front of Akos, who. They will successfully trip Akkos with a 26 and then attempt to strike them twice.
And 18 will not hit Akos, but the 24 will.
Right, for another ten damage.
And that'll bring us to one of the ones with the crossbow. They are going to.
Let's see.
Yeah. They seek you grave wing, and they're going to aim at you with the crossbow.
Does a 19 hit you?
[00:50:06] Speaker C: That's my ac. Yes.
[00:50:07] Speaker B: Okay.
A four max damage of ten.
They're going to spend one action to reload and then shoot again.
And a six will not fail.
[00:50:27] Speaker C: Like a critical fail.
[00:50:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
And that is their turn.
And Laithe, you were unconscious, so.
Alistair.
[00:50:44] Speaker F: All right, so we have not seen them use an opportunity attack yet.
I am nervous about doing this, but I'm gonna move up here to flank with Lou against this, the guard that just took out late, see?
[00:51:05] Speaker B: Yeah. You moving out of their range will trigger their opportunity attack.
[00:51:10] Speaker F: Okay, so, yep, that's gonna be.
[00:51:18] Speaker B: That is a 23 to hit you.
[00:51:20] Speaker F: That is going to hit.
[00:51:26] Speaker B: Four, nine damage.
[00:51:29] Speaker F: And because I cannot lie, I would actually trigger from both because it's not move out of their range in Pathfinder. It's move out of a square.
[00:51:42] Speaker B: Well, I will roll for the. The other one as well.
That is a 27.
[00:51:48] Speaker G: Why would you do this to yourself?
[00:51:52] Speaker F: I hadn't seen them do an opportunity attack.
[00:51:55] Speaker G: Why would you say the second part, though? You could have just let Oprah not know.
[00:52:01] Speaker F: Because I'm a stickler for rules.
[00:52:04] Speaker B: Don't judge me. Is it a hit or a crit?
[00:52:06] Speaker F: That is a hit. By some miracle, it's not a crit, but this is. This is. Ow.
[00:52:14] Speaker B: And there's another ten damage.
[00:52:17] Speaker F: Okay. I'm not feeling well.
You know, maybe if I had used visa stratagem first, I would have realized that running past them would do that.
Wow.
[00:52:44] Speaker E: You still have a hero point, friend.
[00:52:47] Speaker B: I would allow you to spend a hero point on. Divide the strategy.
[00:52:50] Speaker A: You use it last time. No, you didn't use it last time, did you?
[00:52:53] Speaker F: I did not.
It won't let me use a hero. Well, you said I could use a hero point.
[00:53:01] Speaker B: I will allow you to use it. I think technically you can't on fortune rolls, but I would allow you to use it slightly better.
[00:53:12] Speaker A: Fellas.
[00:53:13] Speaker F: Wow.
So so far we've got then a seven, a six, a four, a five and a seven.
[00:53:24] Speaker A: Are you using the get new dice? I don't care what they are.
[00:53:27] Speaker G: Get new dice if it helps, my only rolls today, I've been a four and a two. So quite frankly, I think you're doing.
[00:53:38] Speaker F: Okay. So let's.
Let's just use an attack.
This is.
[00:53:51] Speaker B: On.
[00:53:52] Speaker F: There we go.
So apparently it's a 14 is what I get.
[00:54:02] Speaker B: A 14? A 14 will not hit.
[00:54:06] Speaker F: Yeah, it already says up there, but I think just Alistair is so disheveled by the loss of his hp.
[00:54:20] Speaker B: He'S.
[00:54:20] Speaker F: Like, I'm gonna do this. I don't know what else to do. That will be my turn.
[00:54:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
And that'll bring us to another guard who.
And so this is gonna shoot at Nile for the first shot.
[00:54:40] Speaker G: I was giving you a look. You saw the look on my little bunny face.
Can I use my reaction to raise a shield?
[00:54:47] Speaker B: Yes, you can. It doesn't 18 hit you?
[00:54:50] Speaker G: It does.
[00:54:51] Speaker A: I don't know what raise a shield does.
[00:54:52] Speaker B: Please help me raise a shield. It will eat some of that damage.
[00:54:58] Speaker E: Increase your ac by one.
[00:55:00] Speaker G: Yeah, it still hits with that, but I think the hardness is five. Don't know what that means.
[00:55:05] Speaker B: It'll take off five damage.
[00:55:07] Speaker G: Okay, so I will take three damage, and the shield is, like, obliterated.
[00:55:10] Speaker E: Well, how much else does it have?
[00:55:13] Speaker G: It doesn't have health.
[00:55:14] Speaker E: Oh, it's a spell. It's a spell. Okay, then, yes.
[00:55:17] Speaker B: Yeah. It's seven. So you will take two damage.
[00:55:21] Speaker G: Okay. I need to minimize this damage as much as I can.
[00:55:27] Speaker B: Then they're going to spend an action and shoot again.
[00:55:31] Speaker A: What the.
[00:55:34] Speaker G: Leave me alone.
[00:55:36] Speaker B: For a 19.
[00:55:38] Speaker G: Leave me alone.
[00:55:44] Speaker B: Pretend damage.
[00:55:48] Speaker G: Get the fuck alone.
[00:55:50] Speaker A: I'm almost dead.
[00:55:53] Speaker C: We are all almost dead.
[00:55:55] Speaker A: This is.
[00:55:56] Speaker G: This is my no good very. This is nile's no good very bad day.
[00:56:00] Speaker E: Lathe on the ground, unconscious. She's doing great.
[00:56:04] Speaker G: Leith is irrelevant. Okay, wow.
[00:56:08] Speaker C: Okay, that'll bring us to graveling where I'm standing. I can just punch that guy.
[00:56:14] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:56:15] Speaker C: I'm gonna punch that guy.
26, I think. 26. Yeah.
[00:56:25] Speaker B: 26. Yes. Double hit.
[00:56:29] Speaker C: Eight points of bludgeoning damage for one punch.
[00:56:33] Speaker B: Yeah, you get this, this one atop the head, and they go down.
[00:56:38] Speaker C: Gravewing just taps them on the shoulder and delivers.
Delivers the grand SmackDown of all punches to knock them out. And then I'd like to use. That's what action like, to use my next action to channel my element, because my gait has not been active this whole time. So you see gravewing take this really big, deep and measured breath, and just when I knocked, when I knocked that other guy out, I straight up took his breath with me. And now it's kind of just, I'm using whatever air came out of him as well as whatever air is in the room to just kind of channel it and get the swirl, while I'm also getting low key dramatic wind blowing at my, like, hair and stuff like that, but not like, too much. And then I'm going to elemental blast the one in front of Akos because I think that one is close to out. Right?
Yeah.
Should just be regular. 1 second 20.
Yeah. With minus 520. No, wait, wait. I'm wearing. I'm. I still have my bracelet.
[00:58:15] Speaker B: You do?
[00:58:15] Speaker C: That's a plus one. So that's 21 and that'll hit. Mm hmm.
Please, sir, do get your shit rocked.
[00:58:27] Speaker A: Um.
[00:58:31] Speaker C: Six slashing damage.
[00:58:35] Speaker B: Yeah. And that is enough to take this person out.
[00:58:38] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:58:40] Speaker C: And you kind of see gravewing kind of just kind of turn lock in and just throw a punch. And all the air that she kind of took gets just whooshed into the next guy and I think maybe smacks him against the wall. And I'm just gonna look at Akkos and just be like.
[00:59:13] Speaker G: Either the motherfuckers.
[00:59:14] Speaker C: Of the crossbow or the guy that's been flanked by, like, three people. Your choice.
[00:59:21] Speaker B: Certainly not lacking for choices.
And that's all three of your actions?
[00:59:26] Speaker C: That's all three of my actions. But I believe my gates is still open now.
[00:59:33] Speaker B: I believe so, yes.
[00:59:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
So I don't need to channel it again.
[00:59:38] Speaker B: Yep. And that'll bring us to Niall.
[00:59:42] Speaker G: Well, literally raising a shield saved my life and is the only reason why I'm not at zero hp right now, which is making me lose my goddamn marbles, but running my mental calculations the best I can. I think busting every spell slot that I have right now is kind of important because we are not in as the kids. Like, we're in a better position right now.
But also, I think I might want to actually try to use another spell slot on the guy over here. I don't know how good he looks.
Is he hot? Is he not hot?
What's his damage level at? You know, little guy in the corner?
[01:00:16] Speaker A: I can't.
[01:00:16] Speaker G: Can I, like, indicate him? Yeah, there he is. That guy.
[01:00:21] Speaker B: The. The one.
What were you trying to do?
[01:00:25] Speaker A: Oh, the one running away.
[01:00:26] Speaker G: How. How Palmer's. Is he looking? Is he looking?
Not great.
[01:00:29] Speaker C: He's frightened, so he's running.
[01:00:31] Speaker A: Yeah, he's fleeing.
[01:00:32] Speaker G: Oh, he's fleeing. Okay.
[01:00:33] Speaker A: I thought so.
[01:00:36] Speaker G: Okay, noted.
How good do you guys think you have the guy in front of us handle? Because I could try to attack the guys near the back that keep pot shotting us.
[01:00:47] Speaker C: Please attack the ones that are potshotting. This. The one in front of you is flanked three ways. And I'm gonna be real honest here. I don't know if I can take one more hit.
[01:00:57] Speaker G: Okay, so I have one spell that can hit that far.
[01:01:00] Speaker C: They keep hitting me for, like, a whole third of my health, and I have one third of my health left.
[01:01:06] Speaker G: Okay, so I guess the closer one in quotation marks. This one I will make a shot with needle darts at, because that's the only one that I have that can go that far. I'm sorry.
Best shot I got.
That is a 21 to hit crossing my fucking nipples.
[01:01:29] Speaker B: A 21 will hit.
[01:01:31] Speaker G: Thank God. Okay. And they will take. Let me roll a bunch of d four s. Really cutely.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. That will be seven points of cute damage for needle darts. And they.
They might cause bleeding.
It does not say anything about the. Oh, it's critical crit success.
[01:02:03] Speaker B: And which one were you hitting?
[01:02:05] Speaker G: The closer one.
[01:02:06] Speaker B: Closer one. Seven. Okay, seven.
[01:02:08] Speaker G: Yes.
And honestly, I'm gonna cast shield again for my third action because, quite frankly, I don't have any four action spells that do damage.
[01:02:19] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:02:21] Speaker G: So. Well, I have one but it would kill everyone around me as well. So I'm going to just cast shield again to get my shield up again, because I would like to potentially survive a hit with a bow, please.
[01:02:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
And that'll bring us back to the top of the round with Lou.
[01:02:40] Speaker A: Okay, so, Aubrey.
[01:02:42] Speaker B: Uh huh.
[01:02:44] Speaker A: When we were rustling around and finding some weapons and armor, by any chance, is it possible we might have found, like, a little bitty, um, um, whatchamacallit? Um, like a. Like a first aid kit?
I asked because I have battle medicine, but it requires a healer's toolkit, which I don't have all of my normal stuff. But is that something we might have found in the room that I might have thought to grab at the time?
[01:03:16] Speaker B: Uh, call heads or tails.
[01:03:18] Speaker A: Tails.
[01:03:25] Speaker B: Yes. There was healer's tools in there.
[01:03:29] Speaker G: Okay.
[01:03:30] Speaker A: Then Lou, from her unique position on the floor, sees Laythe also on the floor and is going to probably panic a little bit and then just decide to channel that into anger and frustration and is going to roll over and grumble and, like, crawl between Yuri's legs to get over by lays, which I think will get me close enough if I've read crawl right. And I'm going to attempt to treat wounds for the first time in my whole life, which Alyssa said should apply to lays. So.
So medicine check is usually 15. Unless the GM adjusts it based on circumstances.
[01:04:18] Speaker B: Yes, it is 15 red.
[01:04:22] Speaker A: And then I roll. What do I roll to treat wounds with? What do I do?
Treat wounds. I'm hitting a button, and we're gonna find out what it does.
Treat wounds. Oh, I'm trained in medicine, thank heavens.
Ah, it's a medicine check. That makes sense. What did I get? No, I missed it by one.
[01:04:46] Speaker B: Do you want to spend a. Oh.
[01:04:48] Speaker A: I have a hero point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're doing it again.
That's worse.
[01:05:02] Speaker D: Can I give my hero point?
[01:05:07] Speaker B: Well, if you want. If you want Ferris the chance to try it again, I'd allow it, but there's always the chance that Ferris could critically fail and then injure you, and then you would be starting to make dying checks.
[01:05:20] Speaker D: That's fine. I'm great at dying, honestly.
[01:05:23] Speaker A: It's only fair.
Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Hey, I think it succeeded. It succeeded. And you have eight. You took eight.
[01:05:38] Speaker B: It looks like you will heal eight.
Yeah.
[01:05:43] Speaker A: So I think that looks like Luke crawling between Yuri's legs, pulling out the little first aid kit, and, like, trying to read it in a panic and just, like, dropping. Oh, crap. A bell. Oh, crap. Drop this. Oh, crap. I dropped that. Oh, my gosh. They're fighting literally over top of us.
Also, ah. Laythe is slightly less pulse like than others. And then finally managing to figure out what to do enough that lathe comes back to consciousness with a very close by loop. Geez. That was one action. No, two actions. How many actions does that take?
[01:06:19] Speaker C: You were crawling, so that's one.
[01:06:21] Speaker A: And then battles two actions.
[01:06:23] Speaker C: One as well. Two. So you have a. Yeah, one more.
[01:06:25] Speaker A: Okay. My third action is going to be exploiting vulnerability on the one right above me.
[01:06:33] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:06:35] Speaker A: Oh, sorry, I never moved.
And listen, silence means yes.
[01:06:48] Speaker B: 15 or a really wrong is 23. Yeah, that's more than enough, Brad.
[01:06:54] Speaker A: Okay. And I think she's just gonna, from the ground whisper, what are you allergic to?
[01:07:05] Speaker B: They just go pollen.
[01:07:10] Speaker A: One moment and it's just gonna blow a bunch of dust from the floor up at him.
And that's gonna be my turn.
[01:07:21] Speaker B: And, yeah, that'll bring us to the guard who is currently running away.
They're gonna spend their first action, move over here to this door. Second action, open the door. Third action, go down the hallway.
[01:07:39] Speaker E: Oh, door's open. Door is open.
[01:07:41] Speaker B: That's the door you came through.
[01:07:43] Speaker E: Shit.
[01:07:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Do you want to go back to the cell? Could you go that way?
[01:07:49] Speaker E: I refuse. I'm not listening to the man.
[01:07:54] Speaker B: And that'll bring us to Akos. Akos, who for their first action, stands. See you. Gravewing. Given a nod of their head before turning to the guards that are further away. And further, his last two actions is going to cast ink shot at them.
I have it at.
I'm going to use a second level spell slot for it for a 25 to hit for 18 damage. You watch as with one hand outstretched, Akko shoots this noxious ball of ink at this guard, hits them right in the face, and they go down screaming.
This guard is now dead.
[01:09:03] Speaker E: Perfect.
[01:09:06] Speaker B: That is their entire turn. Then I'll bring a ciari.
[01:09:13] Speaker E: They have the feeling that Akas is just gonna go for the further ones.
[01:09:18] Speaker B: Yeah, there's probably a chance they've got spells.
[01:09:20] Speaker E: Oh, and the one behind me is kind of like.
[01:09:24] Speaker C: Yeah, flanked. That bitch is flanked.
[01:09:28] Speaker B: Doesn't move. That one is flanked.
[01:09:30] Speaker C: And I know that Alistair wanted was trying to do flanking as well.
[01:09:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:09:35] Speaker E: So if I move a step, I'll be flanking either way.
[01:09:38] Speaker C: Yes.
[01:09:39] Speaker E: Cool. So I'm going to turn around and do look. Look at them and do study enemy again.
Try to get that study weakness.
That is an 18 on my dice. So that's going to be, I think a 22 monster lore. Yeah, 22.
[01:09:58] Speaker B: 22. Yeah. That is a success.
[01:10:04] Speaker E: Perfect. Then I'm going to see that their weakness is getting hit by a fiery club and hit them with a fiery club.
[01:10:16] Speaker G: Not gonna lie, I think being hit by a fiery club is a lot of people weaknesses.
[01:10:20] Speaker E: This is true. This is true.
So with the plus two and them being fat footed. Well, the fat foot is whatever. But that is going to turn to a 22.
[01:10:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Like the thaumaturge likes to say in my gatewalkers game, what are you weak to and why is it my gun?
[01:10:40] Speaker E: I think most people are weak with guns as well.
[01:10:43] Speaker B: And how much was the total damage for that?
[01:10:46] Speaker E: Let's see. Well that was 22 to hit. So I assume that does it.
[01:10:48] Speaker B: Yes, that does total damage.
[01:10:52] Speaker E: That is a five plus son. I get bonus one now. Plus my two, plus my three. So that's a five plus five plus two. That's a twelve damage.
[01:11:07] Speaker B: Twelve damage. Yeah, that is a uh.
That is gonna take them out.
[01:11:15] Speaker E: Good. It's like Yuri because they had to turn around. It's almost like they did a full swing with momentum and just knocks their head not off their shoulder but because it's a bunch weapon. But they definitely like fall down like SmackDown style.
[01:11:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:11:41] Speaker E: 25Ft. Cool.
I'm going to move. Nope, that's a dead guy.
Oh, I think I was counting the wrong one.
[01:11:51] Speaker B: Then.
[01:11:57] Speaker C: The only one alive is the one that is directly behind me or the lot. That's the last one standing. At least the other one ran away.
Further. Further? Yeah.
[01:12:08] Speaker E: Oh, I thought you meant like.
[01:12:10] Speaker C: No, I said directly behind me.
[01:12:13] Speaker E: Yeah, I thought you meant like this one.
[01:12:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:12:15] Speaker E: Okay, I've moved my full speed up to there since Yuri built like a brick shithouse. That's their turn.
[01:12:30] Speaker B: All right. And that'll bring us to the guard that you're closing in on. This guard is going to free. Action drop crossbow one action pickup club.
Second action close in on you. Third action bring the club down.
[01:12:48] Speaker G: And miss terribly with a natural 116.
[01:12:53] Speaker B: On the dice for a 25.
[01:12:55] Speaker E: Thanks, Dick.
That hits.
[01:12:59] Speaker B: I tried for ten damage.
[01:13:05] Speaker E: Yuri takes a hit and then spits out blood on the floor. And just like. You'll have to do better than that.
[01:13:12] Speaker B: Well, they can't really. Cause it's the end of their turn and that'll bring us to life.
[01:13:18] Speaker D: Am I still fatigued?
[01:13:24] Speaker G: She got a good night's rest. Come on.
[01:13:27] Speaker B: I will say you are not because of the battle medicine.
[01:13:31] Speaker D: Aw, thanks, Lou. So Laeth is going to sort of when she opens her eyes, looked sort of panickedly over at where the guard was. And see Lou's face very close to her instead, kind of reaches out a little and, like, pokes her, make sure that it's real.
And when it is, just stumble to her feet and get a sense of the battle that's going on.
And, yeah, further stumble her way over to the last standing guard.
Oops. That's the movement thing to flank them with. Yuri can't hit, but I can get in position, and that's my turn.
[01:14:21] Speaker B: Right. And that'll bring us to Alistair.
[01:14:27] Speaker F: All right.
So I do not have enough movement to take advantage of my full actions.
What I am going to do instead.
I believe you can use eight on attack rolls, right?
[01:14:50] Speaker B: Yes. You can, like, spend two action, or you can use aid on attack rolls. Yeah. You can ready in action to aid somebody on that, I think.
[01:15:02] Speaker F: Oh, is it two actions?
[01:15:04] Speaker B: Because I think you have to ready to aid.
[01:15:10] Speaker D: I'm seeing it as a reaction, but not an action.
[01:15:13] Speaker B: I think they might have changed in the remaster. I think it is just a reaction now. Yeah.
[01:15:19] Speaker F: Perfect. Okay, so I am going to. That is, I'm gonna double move. So that's 45.
And that's 50 to stand on the disgusting looking corpse.
And I will use my third action to prepare to aid. I am going to tail whip them.
Let's make it like Pokemon to help out the next person that attacks.
[01:15:56] Speaker B: Aye.
I'm gonna bring us to gravewing.
[01:16:00] Speaker C: Hello. I'm the next person who attacks. Yes.
So graveling's gonna.
Y'all are running by her, and she will basically, she's gonna run at. Run towards y'all, kind of using the wall as momentum to get to where she needs to go. And then you see her straight up jump onto the next guard. We're going to be flurry of blowing, blowing. Flurry of blowing.
Yeah, yeah, raising.
[01:16:39] Speaker G: Yeah, yeah, blowing the guard, apparently twice.
[01:16:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:16:45] Speaker D: Seriously.
[01:16:48] Speaker A: We'Re all just standing here. Get some privacy. Geez.
[01:16:53] Speaker G: Oh, my God.
[01:16:54] Speaker C: So they're flanked. How does the aid work exactly? Actually, like, how. How is how what is happening here? Before I make any roll at all, actually, because flanking is happening.
There was an eight.
[01:17:07] Speaker F: Gives you an additional plus one or plus two or minus one if I crit fail. And, uh, I described what I was doing.
[01:17:17] Speaker B: You're gonna try to tail with him? To trip him?
[01:17:20] Speaker F: Well, well, to distract him. Distract him.
[01:17:23] Speaker B: I mean, then you could use deception or.
[01:17:29] Speaker F: Athletics, acrobatics, possibly. Since the goal isn't to hit him hard, it's to, like, hit him subtly or attack roll.
[01:17:41] Speaker B: Or you can do an attack roll.
[01:17:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:17:46] Speaker F: I swear. It would be all right if I just use the SAP attack roll.
[01:17:50] Speaker B: That's fine.
[01:17:51] Speaker F: Okay, so this is just a regular.
[01:17:58] Speaker E: Dupe.
[01:18:02] Speaker F: Plus one SAP.
Oh, we're on the default thing. Okay, so now 15 is the standard.
[01:18:10] Speaker E: Nope.
[01:18:10] Speaker F: But it's not a critical miss, so you don't.
[01:18:13] Speaker B: You just don't get any bonuses.
[01:18:17] Speaker F: I tried. Still flanking.
[01:18:21] Speaker B: Yeah, the grave wing is a lot more distracting.
[01:18:27] Speaker C: Mm hmm. Okay.
[01:18:29] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:18:29] Speaker C: So flanking is still just happening.
[01:18:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Flanking is still happening.
[01:18:32] Speaker C: So happening. Okay, well, I'm gonna use a hero point.
That is so much better.
27.
[01:18:44] Speaker B: 27. 27 will hit. It is not a crit.
[01:18:47] Speaker C: But, yeah, I got one more attack to me because I'm doing flurry of blows.
[01:18:51] Speaker B: So 1818 won't hit. Just barely.
[01:19:02] Speaker C: Because even while they're flanked.
[01:19:06] Speaker B: Dang. It's a 19 while they're flanked.
[01:19:08] Speaker C: It's a 19 while they're flanked. Okay, that makes more sense. Well, one attack will happen. Um, four max damage. Nine points of bludgeoning damage.
[01:19:23] Speaker B: Right.
You get a good hit in there.
[01:19:27] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[01:19:28] Speaker C: I do get a good hit in there. And I guess, um, it's like I run in, use the wall, jump. I think I just straight up kick their head, and I guess I could. I could turn that into.
Oh, okay.
[01:19:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:19:46] Speaker C: So.
[01:19:48] Speaker B: 21.
[01:19:49] Speaker C: I have no idea what. Where my DC. Okay, so it's gonna. It's. He'll be fine then. 17. Okay, that's good to know because at first, I thought that was a separate action entirely. Right. No, incorrect. Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Solve one. I did two attacks, so it would be at minus eight a trip. Correct. That's what happens.
Okay. Yeah. All right. You do got that. All right. I don't know what to do for my last attack, my last action, because that was one. Did two already.
[01:20:38] Speaker B: Um, do you have intimidation you could attempt to intimidate?
[01:20:45] Speaker C: I do have intimidation.
[01:20:47] Speaker B: Then, yeah, intimidation. That won't have any minuses or anything.
[01:20:51] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me that.
[01:20:52] Speaker B: Then be versus their will DC, which is not great.
[01:21:02] Speaker C: Um, how is. How is a 19?
[01:21:05] Speaker B: A 19 will be a success.
[01:21:08] Speaker C: I kick the them in the head, land in front of them, and remind them why half of the population is scared of me.
[01:21:18] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
Yep. And that'll bring us to Niall.
[01:21:24] Speaker G: I'm also scared of you now. Anyways, I don't want to get closer to the problem. I don't want to use any more spell slots. It seems to be generally resolved, so.
[01:21:31] Speaker A: Let'S hit him with a needle.
[01:21:33] Speaker G: Darts. Again.
With a spicy needle. Darts, you know.
Well, I just put the dice in my mouth trying to give it a. I just ate my dice.
[01:21:42] Speaker A: Hold on.
[01:21:42] Speaker G: I'm not feeling it today.
My dice did not appreciate being vored. I don't think I get all the bonus penalty stuff to everything, but that is a 15. Sadly, that is not gonna do it.
[01:22:01] Speaker B: Yeah, the 15 won't it?
[01:22:04] Speaker G: That's okay. I can't really do much else. I'm going to be completely honest. I gave it my best shot. I am not here to fight. I guess I have movement for one action, so I'm just gonna, like, step around these corpses so I'm at least beside someone and just give Lu a look that's just like, oh, my God. I was not prepared for this today.
[01:22:25] Speaker B: And that'll bring us the. That'll bring us to loo.
[01:22:28] Speaker A: I wasn't expecting to have another turn. I thought this would be done by now.
[01:22:33] Speaker B: It's almost done, so I didn't plan a turn.
[01:22:37] Speaker A: I did learn some new things about my class, though, in the meantime, so that's fun.
But I'm, like, on the ground, and I don't feel like trying to run all the way over there.
[01:22:50] Speaker G: Oh, wait, hold on. Can I, like, help her up? I'm not sure if that's a thing I can do after moving a little bit, but. Just help. Just help her up, you know?
Please. I forgot you were on the floor.
[01:23:02] Speaker A: I did my whole turn on the ground.
Would that. Do I have to stand that or would that take care of it?
[01:23:10] Speaker B: You can just spend an action to stand.
[01:23:12] Speaker A: Okay. It's an action either way. That's fine.
[01:23:14] Speaker G: I want to be thematic. I'm gonna thematically help her out, but I wanna be nice.
[01:23:19] Speaker B: You could be thematically nice, but it's just gonna. It's still gonna take an action from Lou.
[01:23:24] Speaker G: Like, you can be nice, but I don't care about the mechanics. I just wanna help Lou up. I wanna be nice.
[01:23:33] Speaker E: Are you gonna accept help from the.
[01:23:34] Speaker B: Cannibal in the moment?
[01:23:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Everyone else left me, and I'm surrounded by unconscious people, and one of them might be dead.
[01:23:43] Speaker G: One of them's definitely dead.
[01:23:45] Speaker A: No, we're not gonna think of that. Also a scary guy. The cannonball is less scary than the scary guy. This has been a day. I'm just gonna cast days.
Well.
[01:24:00] Speaker B: A days.
[01:24:01] Speaker A: Aubrey, how bad off does this person look?
[01:24:04] Speaker B: They look like 50%. They didn't been hit yet.
[01:24:09] Speaker A: I'm so sorry. Except, Niles, you get up.
[01:24:15] Speaker B: Oh, boy.
[01:24:16] Speaker A: Okay, this is one more. And it's going to.
I should be able to. One action stand, one action to run.
Squeeze in next to Yuri and just try to whack the guy very gently in the collarbone.
Um, but. But I get to hang on.
When you strike, you can trace mystic patterns with an implement. You're holding bell to empower the strike, causing two additional damage per die.
[01:24:53] Speaker G: So it's just the damage.
[01:24:54] Speaker A: Okay, so let me see if I can hit per die.
[01:24:58] Speaker G: You're gonna kill this man?
[01:25:01] Speaker A: Obviously not. Um, so that's gonna be a twelve plus whatever the SAP does, which is. No, not a twelve. Sorry, sorry. I don't know why I said twelve, I swear. It's not actually a twelve. I just can't read.
17 plus five is going to be 20.
[01:25:15] Speaker B: 217. That'll hit red.
[01:25:21] Speaker A: So it's going to be non lethal because it's a SAP plus two here to whatever this says.
Oh, wait, I can just add it in, right? No, probably, but I don't know how. So whatever. We're gonna add it in after it rolls, so that's gonna be fine.
I could have just done days. I would have done the same amount of damage.
That's okay.
Now I am in danger.
[01:25:51] Speaker B: It's fine. This guard is kind of not lacking for targets.
[01:25:58] Speaker A: That's so true.
[01:25:59] Speaker B: Um, and honestly, like, I haven't taken.
[01:26:02] Speaker A: Any of that yet, though. So, like, if you're gonna hit anybody, I'm probably the best option. I'm the only one who's on scape. I think I say this out of character.
[01:26:12] Speaker G: In character.
[01:26:12] Speaker A: Don't hit her.
[01:26:15] Speaker B: I mean, sure, why not? If I hit you and you just hit him and reactive, uh, we'll roll for that. The first attack, and that'll be a dirty 20.
[01:26:28] Speaker A: Ouch. Yeah, that'll hit.
[01:26:32] Speaker B: Take Max, damage of ten and then is going to.
Let's see. Kind of.
You have him very boxed in, so he kind of can't run.
So we're gonna.
We're gonna toss two more attacks at you, Lou.
[01:27:05] Speaker A: Let's go.
This is how Lou dies, I guess.
[01:27:09] Speaker B: A 19 and an 18.
[01:27:11] Speaker A: They all hit.
[01:27:12] Speaker B: Aye.
[01:27:17] Speaker C: How the hell? On a multi attack penalty. Let's go.
[01:27:23] Speaker B: 16 damage.
[01:27:24] Speaker A: That's all the damage I had. That's all the hp I had left.
[01:27:27] Speaker B: But you are just unconscious because it is just a SAP.
[01:27:31] Speaker A: That is the funniest thing that could have happened here is me. Just go to spare everyone else. Hey, I have all of my HP and you go, no, you don't. Actually, none HP for you.
[01:27:45] Speaker G: Yeah, Aubrey did not take that as a request. Aubrey took that as a fucking challenge.
[01:27:50] Speaker E: None hp left beef.
[01:27:54] Speaker A: You know what? This is usual. At least I don't have, like, fake temp hp keeping me alive for once.
[01:28:01] Speaker B: So, yeah, it is akos turn, and they are going to.
First two actions cast telekinetic projectile on this person, grabbing just a mug off of the table that they're currently standing on and gonna try to hit this guard with it.
Unfortunately, they are trying not to hit anyone else. So their shot goes a little wide, and then they will spend their, uh, they'll move up, uh, with their last action, but as far as they can move. And then it's Yuri's turn.
[01:28:46] Speaker E: Uh, Yuri saw this fucker just, like, knock down their cousin. Um, so they're just going. They're just gonna go ham at them.
Uh, I think this study enemy. Do I have to do that every turn, or is that just.
[01:29:05] Speaker B: Until your next turn? Okay, until your next turn.
[01:29:08] Speaker E: So I'm gonna start off with that again.
That is one e against their lore C.
I assume that works.
[01:29:21] Speaker B: Ah, yes, it does. Okay.
[01:29:26] Speaker E: Then that is going to be. They are flanked. I have a plus two against them. That is going to be a 20.
[01:29:34] Speaker B: A 20? Yeah, that is. That is gonna hit them perfect.
[01:29:39] Speaker E: They're gonna take, finally, something other than four, two, one. So eleven damage.
[01:29:48] Speaker B: Yeah. And they are. They go down.
[01:29:51] Speaker E: Yeah. Lou does the same thing. Not Lou. Yuri just swings the club, like, between the part of their armor, between their helmet and their shoulder, really hard. If they kill them, Yuri doesn't care.
[01:30:14] Speaker B: Well, so that will. As the last one goes down, that ends the encounter.
And Akos says, grab your unconscious friend and we need to keep moving.
And they are right next to one of the bodies. And you watch as Akos grabs the crossbow, slings it across their back, grabs a dagger from the belt. It's another belt.
And mechanically, you can loot these bodies.
They have all. Each of them have a crossbow, a club, a dagger, scale mail, a whistle, and ten bolts. So if anybody wants to grab a crossbow or a dagger or anything like that while they're. While you're running, you can.
[01:31:00] Speaker G: How fast can I eat a person? Hypothetically?
[01:31:03] Speaker B: Not very quickly.
It's considered missions like just leaving them.
[01:31:13] Speaker G: Charlie's like, I know we can grab an arm on the way out if we have time.
[01:31:17] Speaker B: Okay, you hear, like, somewhere down the hallway, you hear a whistle being blown, and you hear prisoners loose in the quadrants.
[01:31:30] Speaker E: Yuri is going to whip the club and extinguish the flame on it. Uh, like, I don't know, like, on their belt. Pick up Lou and pick up a crossbow.
[01:31:45] Speaker D: Seeing that Lou is being taken care of, Laithe is going to grab a dagger and the whistle from the nearest body.
[01:31:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:31:58] Speaker G: I'm just hungry.
[01:32:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
Also, unfortunately, a lot of these guards are very. Just unconscious.
[01:32:07] Speaker G: Isn't one of them dead?
[01:32:09] Speaker B: Yeah, but they got the ink shot to the face.
[01:32:13] Speaker G: Is it still digestible? Like, just an arm?
[01:32:18] Speaker B: All their body parts are still attached. You would have to detach the arm.
[01:32:24] Speaker G: Is anyone here good? Detaching limbs.
[01:32:27] Speaker B: I don't know if you have time. Yeah, I don't think you have the time right now.
[01:32:31] Speaker F: Do they have swords or any other weapons on them besides the staff?
[01:32:35] Speaker G: Okay, I'll commit cannibalism another day. I'm just. I'm just gonna wait for everyone to just be like, okay, we gotta.
[01:32:41] Speaker B: They have. They have daggers, but also they're all wearing scale mail armor.
[01:32:47] Speaker G: Yeah.
[01:32:47] Speaker B: So you would have to get them out of that first, which takes ten minutes, hungry later.
[01:32:54] Speaker F: They do have crossbows, don't they?
[01:32:56] Speaker B: Yeah, they do have a crossbow. So if you want to grab a crossbow and you can take ten bolts for the crossbow.
Okay, now just staring at this dead.
[01:33:05] Speaker G: Corpse, shakes his head and then just go, okay, guys, let's keep moving at, like, five HP. Also not having a good time.
[01:33:13] Speaker B: It's like, oh, God, there is Akos opens the door into front of everyone and just says, it's down the next hallway edge towards the third cell. Should be open, and that is where we will end it as you all start heading through this door towards the cell that is being mentioned.
So, yeah, tik, why don't you take us out?
[01:33:42] Speaker G: Well, thank you for listening to another wonderful episode of Gobbledongays, tyrant of the Dark Star second campaign. If you like what we do here, feel free to follow us on Twitter Instagram at goblets and gays. Look up goblets and gays. You'll find us basically everywhere. We claim that name as fast as we fucking could. Support us on Patreon, so be able to continue to create the amazing content that you love and appreciate every single day. I hope you appreciate every single day. Remember, stay safe and cannibalism is good.
[01:34:09] Speaker C: Cannibalism is good, everybody.
[01:34:12] Speaker E: Yeah, that's not the campaign slogan.
[01:34:15] Speaker C: Please condone cannibalism. Kill everybody.
[01:34:20] Speaker G: I mean, you don't have to kill someone to commit cannibalism.
[01:34:44] Speaker A: In this red light, it calls me. He is reaching out, consuming dream beating.
Take my hand. We must face it again for just a dream.
