Episode Transcript
[00:00:51] Speaker A: Hold my hand let me stare by your side through this never ending night I can feel it now it holds me demon tower surround me in this red light it calls me he is reaching out, consuming.
[00:01:29] Speaker B: And welcome back to Tyrant of the dark star. I'm Aubrey, your gm, and I will tell servant players to introduce themselves, who they are, who they're playing, and then we'll roll on into things.
[00:01:42] Speaker C: Hi, my name is Aki. Pronouns are she, her, and I am playing gravewing, who is our monk, Kinesis.
That's it. That's all you get to know about her. Oh, also uses she her pronouns.
[00:01:59] Speaker D: Hi, y'all. I'm Alyssa. My pronouns are they, them, and I play laythadrisi, our dampier, dandy, and Rose, who uses she any pronouns?
[00:02:11] Speaker E: It's me. Hello, I'm dusty. I use they he pronouns, and I'm playing eurydo, just eurydo for now. They also use they he pronouns, and they are going to be our blood hunter.
[00:02:26] Speaker A: Hello, I am ferx. I use she her pronouns, and I am playing alwet Valer, the nephilim, I think is what they're called now, thaumaturge, who also uses she her pronouns.
[00:02:41] Speaker B: Hello, I am Sparlock. I use he him pronouns. I am playing Alistair Whiskerfield, the renowned wizard and investigator who uses he him pronouns also.
[00:02:55] Speaker F: Hi, I'm Tik. I use heeshide pronouns. And today I'll be playing Niall, a wonderful flesh warp sorcerer who is definitely not a cannibal at all. Why do you even think that?
[00:03:07] Speaker B: So now I ask the lovely question of what happened last week.
[00:03:12] Speaker F: Oh, boy, oh, boy. A lot of things happen. Isn't a lot of talking. A lot of people had some fun interactions. We got some nice cousin talking over a wash. We had some nice lathe and Mothman bonding over a watch. I got to cook soup for Mothman, which is always good. We investigated and went to the manor, had some nice baths. I got to talk to Lou a little bit after giving her a health person, and she asked me about my many mouths, which was, you know, it happens. I guess that's what happens when you have more than one mouth. People ask you about it. And after that, we kind of planned where we'd be going next. We decided to hit the tavern with potentially any dried or preserved food, and then we're going to hit the tarot shop, because I really do like tarot in parentheses. Food.
I like food, and that doesn't happen.
[00:04:03] Speaker B: You find yourselves outside of the bar, the shark's fin.
So I think it should be very obvious the doors are at least locked.
[00:04:25] Speaker F: Damn.
[00:04:29] Speaker D: I mean, I can go forward and attempt my continued finding pieces of metal. And at this point I need to invest in a lock paint.
[00:04:38] Speaker B: But I imagine you could have probably found one at the Wollstonecraft manor, so you don't have to take the penalty anymore.
[00:04:48] Speaker A: Beautiful.
[00:04:49] Speaker D: Thank you. I will attempt to pick the lock.
I am going to re roll that. I got a two.
[00:05:03] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:05:04] Speaker D: Oh, that's better. That's a 27.
[00:05:10] Speaker B: 27, yeah. No, it. It's not an incredibly complex lock, so it is super easy to just pop it and push the door open. And this place has probably been. It's been about three years or so. You can kind of see as most of the furniture in here is covered in drop cloths, you know, being a shark, being named a shark's fin. It has some taxidermied marine creatures hanging from the ceiling, an anchor, you know, all of that lovely nautical themed stuff for a place that is on a lake, but very inland and nowhere near the actual sea.
[00:05:54] Speaker D: Is it actually, like, dusty and stuff? Like, there's no sign that people have actually been encamped here after quarantine.
[00:06:04] Speaker B: Give me a perception check.
[00:06:06] Speaker D: Nat 2027.
[00:06:08] Speaker B: Yeah. No, there are no tracks through any of this dust, so there've been nobody in there. And the ghouls are not likely to break into somebody where they don't sense a person. So.
[00:06:24] Speaker D: I can see, I think Leith sort of opens the door and looks around for a minute and says to the rest of the group, well, I don't see a sign of people or ghouls, so hopefully there's a decent amount of dry food in here.
[00:06:40] Speaker A: Should we split up and look around?
[00:06:44] Speaker D: I mean, niall, I assume you know where kitchen supplies would be in a place like this, right?
[00:06:50] Speaker F: My brain turned off. Yes. Now I was just staring at the fucking wall for 5 seconds thinking about food, like, completely zoned out of things.
I straight up forgot we were playing D and D for a solid minute and a half. I don't fucking know how we're not.
[00:07:03] Speaker C: Playing D and D.
[00:07:06] Speaker F: Oh, my. I'm sorry. Everything fucking shut down my brain. I was just like, ah, spiders. Huh?
My apologies.
[00:07:14] Speaker A: Sorry.
[00:07:14] Speaker F: Let me just.
[00:07:15] Speaker A: There.
[00:07:16] Speaker F: Smack your face. Good. Ready? Yes. Doors open. I will go look for the food.
Why do I have to make a perception check to locate the food?
[00:07:27] Speaker C: I want to check the other room, specifically the rooms upstairs. See if people, like, left anything on their way out. If we actually do have guests that we're sharing this space with, and they are bitey. You know, things. Things like that.
[00:07:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:07:44] Speaker E: Uri, though, would like to do the same, but downstairs.
[00:07:47] Speaker B: Okay.
Laithe and Lou, are you looking for anything, or is Laithe just going to post up at the bar and let everyone else search?
[00:07:59] Speaker D: I mean, I'll take my plus one strength with Niall, I guess, to start carrying.
[00:08:05] Speaker F: Yeah, I'll enlist you. I'll enlist you to help me carry food.
[00:08:09] Speaker A: I'm gonna look. Is it just a ground floor?
[00:08:14] Speaker B: There's, like, a floor above that has a bunch of rooms and stuff.
[00:08:17] Speaker C: That's where I am.
[00:08:18] Speaker B: And there's probably, like, a cellar beneath as well.
[00:08:21] Speaker A: I'll search the cellar.
No one else is searching there. Right.
[00:08:27] Speaker E: Let's put this party all the way up. Let's go.
[00:08:30] Speaker B: Yeah.
Everybody who is searching, give me, uh, perception checks.
[00:08:39] Speaker C: All I'm gonna say is, of course, the white girl searches the cellar alone.
[00:08:43] Speaker A: Lathe said it was safe.
Oh, I got a nat 20.
[00:08:49] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:08:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I do.
[00:08:51] Speaker F: I got a nat 20.
[00:08:52] Speaker A: So that's 27.
[00:08:54] Speaker E: I got a 24.
[00:08:58] Speaker F: Unfortunately, my ability to search is not good. I got a 13. My eyes are not very keen.
[00:09:06] Speaker C: About 21.
[00:09:08] Speaker B: 21. Okay, we'll go up. So we'll start with you in the cellar, and cellar. You know, in the cellar, like, in the mansion, is used for storing.
Although there's wine, there's kegs that you're guessing is alcohol.
There are a bunch of bags of something that when you take a look at it, it turned out to be rice.
[00:09:39] Speaker A: Ooh.
[00:09:41] Speaker B: So there's, like, six or seven bags of rice. Like, big, heavy bags of rice.
[00:09:49] Speaker A: That's a good thing.
[00:09:52] Speaker F: Oh, rice, you say?
[00:09:54] Speaker B: And there's also a bunch of stuff that you figure out is, um, like, pickled fish and pickled eggs.
[00:10:06] Speaker A: Wonderful.
Delightful.
Actually, one of those things isn't bad, but I don't eat fish, personally, me. So the other one does not sound appetizing to me.
Lou's gotta start hauling stuff up. She's gonna take the.
The jars up first because they're like. And she's gonna attempt to move a bag of rice. I don't know how big and heavy it is, but she also has a big whopping, you know, zero in strength.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I mean, like, you've just got a ten in strength. This is like a ten pound bag of rice.
[00:10:50] Speaker A: Perfect.
[00:10:52] Speaker B: You can move them up one at a time, essentially.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: Once upon a time, we could have moved them all with one hand.
[00:11:01] Speaker C: Apparently you could have left hogs. Two hogs.
[00:11:04] Speaker A: Two whole hogs.
[00:11:05] Speaker C: How does it feel?
Not even a baby hog.
[00:11:10] Speaker A: You can lift how the turntables?
[00:11:16] Speaker F: We are hog less now, Ferris.
[00:11:18] Speaker C: We're hog less.
[00:11:19] Speaker B: You are.
[00:11:20] Speaker A: Hopefully Yuri can lift a hog.
[00:11:24] Speaker C: Uri's vegetarian passing.
[00:11:27] Speaker E: I could still lift a hog. I'm pretty sure.
[00:11:31] Speaker A: I believe in you.
[00:11:33] Speaker E: Well, thanks.
[00:11:34] Speaker B: So move back up to Niall, who's in the kitchen. You find that there are a bunch of herbs and spices that are. Are kept very well, so you know you can at least use those. And there are a bunch of like canned goods in some of the cabinets.
[00:12:01] Speaker F: Ooh, I got spices.
Leith is stuck with me. Right. I am going to go through all of these spices, identify them and start info dumping on her about them. I'm going to talk about their best seasoning uses. I'm going to talk about everything that I know about them, like how to use them, how they're best cooked, when they're best added. I am going to just talk about herbs and spices to this poor, poor woman who is stuck with me as I keep picking them up and looking at them and saying what they'll pair best with out of everything that's here.
[00:12:33] Speaker D: Laithe is really good at listening to info Dumpty because of her sister.
[00:12:37] Speaker F: Betcha.
[00:12:37] Speaker D: You are not her sister. So she is not even trying to look like she's interested.
[00:12:42] Speaker F: Yeah, I don't care. Nile doesn't care. No, he's not interested. But you're stuck, so like, I'm just handing you these, like handing yourself. That's too heavy. And talking and talking and talking as you look so zoned out and I notice I'm just gonna be like, well, I know you're zoned out, but you're kind of stuck here, so I'm gonna keep talking and just start handing you the heavier canned food as well. And you said you're also vegetarian, right?
[00:13:07] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:13:09] Speaker F: Okay, so in that case, I'm gonna go on another tangent about which vegetables that are preserved will have the best nutritional value and balance for you.
[00:13:17] Speaker B: It's like the mason jar kind of canning, you know?
[00:13:20] Speaker F: Yeah.
So a lot of this is gonna have quite a lot of salt and preservatives. So we're going to have to do this.
[00:13:25] Speaker A: This.
[00:13:26] Speaker F: I mean, I'm just gonna keep walking into info dumping on you. That's it. I'm gathering everything and info dumping.
[00:13:34] Speaker B: And.
Yuri, were you heading upstairs as well?
[00:13:41] Speaker E: My plan was to go down here to see. So is it just the kitchen in the bar? Because I want to see if there's other rooms that needed to be cleared out.
[00:13:50] Speaker B: So it's a bar, kitchen. There are probably some smaller rooms to the side for private parties, you know, and, like, a bathroom.
[00:14:04] Speaker E: Okay. If, like, Yuri, who, like, if they go through that and there's, like, nothing, then they would also go upstairs and maybe just take the half that moth mom isn't doing. Sorry. Graveling.
[00:14:15] Speaker B: I mean, there are some of the. Some of the side rooms are, like, outfitted with, you know, you're able to pick up, like, a deck of cards.
You know, some things to pass the time.
Who would gamble and things like that in these, these side rooms?
[00:14:33] Speaker E: Gyrudo is totally, like a nervous shuffler, but it would be. They have, because what they took. They have the dueling pistol holstered. They have one hand is like the longsword, and they're actually really good at shuffling with one hand.
So they, like, they're just mindlessly doing that after picking up the deck of cards. Almost like, as if it's just like.
Like a fidget thing for their brain.
[00:15:02] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
So, yeah, there's not much more than that here.
You know, unless you want to take, like, a lot of, like, there's. You can grab dishes and plates and things like that if you want to take those as well.
[00:15:23] Speaker E: Could I get all of their forks and spoons and knives?
[00:15:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:28] Speaker E: Great.
While picking them up is like, who's gonna love all these? Look at them. This one has emblazoned with some kind of thing. This one looks like it's been half melted, probably for trucks. This one.
And that's it. It's not for it. It's not for them. It's for Lou.
[00:15:48] Speaker B: For Lou.
[00:15:51] Speaker C: Because Lou's gonna love the druggie spoon. Thank you.
[00:15:55] Speaker E: It's so novel for them. Of course they'll love it.
[00:15:58] Speaker C: Rich people looking at, oh, look at this. It's the little met spoon.
Oh, my God. How gauche.
My God.
[00:16:10] Speaker F: You like little spoons because you're rich. I like little spoons because I'm autistic. We are not the same.
[00:16:16] Speaker C: Now it kind of ticking, like, oh, look at this spoon. It's burnt such a way.
[00:16:22] Speaker F: You could show me a little. I would be so happy.
[00:16:27] Speaker B: So graveling. There are four rooms above the.
Above the tavern, and it kind of does the thing where it's like, it's not like a full floor above, but it's like a railing that runs around and there are rooms.
[00:16:40] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm gonna be checking all four.
I am specifically going to listen first for, you know, shuffling noises, walking sounds, bumping into things, maybe, or something. You know, if the ghouls say shit like, I want your brains. You know, things like that. Ghoul noises. And then if. If there is, I'm opening it. If there isn't, I'm still opening it. Kind of vibe.
[00:17:19] Speaker B: What was your perception role again?
[00:17:21] Speaker C: It was 21.
[00:17:22] Speaker B: 21. There isn't any noises, but in one of the last rooms you come to, there is the smell of old decay.
[00:17:37] Speaker C: Okay.
Do I hear anything moving?
[00:17:43] Speaker B: No.
[00:17:44] Speaker C: No. Okay, well, I'm opening these rooms to check shit as well. So I would have done the other ones first. Like, kind of like, listen, nothing there. Then I open it and basically politely ransack it.
[00:18:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Most of these rooms, like, they haven't had people in for a while. The first three, you can ransack, like, basic stuff that would be in a small room like this.
There's a bed, there's a small little table that has a candle, and, like, sometimes there's like, a little mirror or something like that. In these rooms, there's. There's not much. They're. They're more. More used for people sleeping off, you know, being drunk rather than on, you know, sometimes. The world's oldest profession.
[00:18:40] Speaker C: If there's things like soaps and stuff like that, I'll probably grab those for sure. Yeah, we'll probably need that. Um, otherwise, we can always come back for the linens because we might need to. But that is like leaving it there for now. I rather, you know, carry food than blankets.
[00:19:06] Speaker B: Yeah, there is the. The last room. That smell of decay.
[00:19:10] Speaker C: Yeah, the last room. Last room. I'm gonna open it. I'd like to enter slowly or quietly. Just kind of like, I want to peek as I enter, you know, because it smells bad, but I hear no moving, so I still want to just double check, you know, could be like a legless, armless ghoul, which is unfortunate, to think about the circumstances of how they got that way.
[00:19:38] Speaker A: But.
[00:19:38] Speaker B: Yeah, well, there. There is not that there. There is a ghoul, or what. It's sort of saying there was a ghoul in this room.
They are currently pinned to the opposite wall with a sword, and they are very, very, very permanently dead.
[00:19:59] Speaker C: There's a sword. What does the sword look like?
[00:20:02] Speaker B: It is. It does appear to be a, um. Like a rapier of some kind. Um, it looks very nice. It. You know, this is probably, like, higher quality. Like, you're. You haven't.
I don't think you've spent a lot of time, like, forging weapons or anything.
[00:20:26] Speaker C: No. But I feel like I could tell what a good quality weapon, looks like by now.
[00:20:30] Speaker B: Yeah, it looks like a good quality.
[00:20:31] Speaker C: You.
[00:20:32] Speaker B: You'd have to take a closer look. It might be silver.
[00:20:35] Speaker C: I. Okay, look, if the ghoul is very clearly dead, I will, in fact, rip the sword out of it, slash the wall, because not like the ghoul's gonna use it, but also to, like, get a better look at it.
[00:20:50] Speaker B: Yeah, it is a rapier. It has some stuff etched into the blade itself, and it does appear to be. You're pretty sure it's silver?
[00:21:04] Speaker C: Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I will bring it with me. Like, I'll, like, put it on my belt or something like that for now. Is there anything else in this nasty smelling room?
[00:21:16] Speaker B: The ghoul does still appear to be wearing, like, some clothes. It depends if you want to, you know, dig through those, see if there's anything in the pockets.
[00:21:27] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:21:29] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:21:30] Speaker C: I might decapitate it first and then go for it, by the way. Yeah.
Clearly dead, but, yeah, yeah. I just had to feel better. Yeah, to feel better. I'll be like, oh, sorry, buddy. Rip the head off, throw it somewhere, and, hell, I might open a window because this place needs to be aired out at this point. It's pretty rank. So, yeah.
[00:21:55] Speaker B: There isn't much in this ghoul's pockets. You come out with a compass, what looks to be a couple of, like, a set of. Why am I blanking on lords? A set of dice, and a small bag of coins.
[00:22:23] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:22:23] Speaker C: You set a compass, a set of.
[00:22:26] Speaker B: Dice, and a small bag of coins.
[00:22:30] Speaker C: Is the. Is the bag of coins, like.
Like, I don't know, like, money? Or is it, like, trinkets?
[00:22:40] Speaker B: It's money.
How much money it is?
Two gold, nine silver.
[00:22:53] Speaker C: Um, if there's nothing else in this room, I'm gonna take all of that.
[00:22:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it doesn't look like there's anything else currently.
[00:23:05] Speaker C: I will. I will. Um, all the other doors, like, all the other rooms, I left the doors open. This. This room is the only door I'm gonna close for the sake of airing it out. Um, but I'm leaving that window open to be aired out. Yeah, yeah. It's also not, like, open open. It's like, like half, but, you know, like, fucking wind could push it kind of vibe.
But I'll go back down with the stuff I found.
[00:23:33] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:23:38] Speaker F: The second you enter the room, you are going to see the spices.
[00:23:44] Speaker C: I'm real excited about those spices.
[00:23:46] Speaker F: We're both just looking super excited at each other, like, spices, spices, spices.
[00:23:50] Speaker B: Spice.
[00:23:50] Speaker A: Spice.
[00:23:52] Speaker C: I will put the other stuff I found on the table, though. So the compass, the set of dice, small bag of coins, and then the rapier. And be like, I have no need for a sword, but this one looks pretty good.
There's a dead ghoul upstairs. It's very dead.
[00:24:13] Speaker F: Aubrey, I have a question for you.
[00:24:15] Speaker B: Uh huh.
[00:24:16] Speaker F: Can I eat a ghoul?
[00:24:18] Speaker B: You would not want to eat a ghoul.
[00:24:21] Speaker F: Okay, noted.
Wasn't sure how much my digestive system would handle that, so I had to ask.
[00:24:27] Speaker C: Please, no. Oh, my goodness. The worst. Less, like, everything gross that could be shriveled and dried. Rotten jerky. Raisins.
[00:24:36] Speaker F: Why would you keep rotten meat in Minecraft? Like, you'll be fine. You'll take some damage, but you'll be fine.
[00:24:42] Speaker E: Gyarado looks at Alistar, who's been very patient and quiet this whole time.
Do you need a rapier?
[00:24:53] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:24:53] Speaker F: I love rapiers.
[00:24:55] Speaker E: Oh, squeaky, squeaky, squeak, squeak, squeakers.
[00:24:59] Speaker C: No, I don't need one because we are with cannibals and I know what you did last summer.
[00:25:08] Speaker F: I will eat the sword. No, I won't.
[00:25:10] Speaker E: It's a long. I'll probably be really bad, considering it's also silver and who knows what. That antimicrobial.
[00:25:17] Speaker F: I'm not weak to silver. I don't think I'm silver.
[00:25:20] Speaker C: I hope you're weak to silver. I hope you. I hope. I hope you are.
[00:25:23] Speaker B: You saw your week to silver. You just suddenly learn you have a silver allergy?
[00:25:27] Speaker C: The secret peanut allergy?
[00:25:31] Speaker F: I swear, fucking God.
[00:25:34] Speaker B: According to Alistar sheet, Alistair can use rapiers, but I don't know if Sparlock wants one, so we can always keep it and deal with it later.
Anybody have the ability to identify things.
[00:25:51] Speaker A: Possibly, like, with a spell?
[00:25:54] Speaker B: No. You just mean you just need to roll a magical tradition. Roll.
[00:25:58] Speaker F: I think I.
[00:26:00] Speaker B: Arcana? Occult nature or religion?
[00:26:04] Speaker A: I can do all three.
[00:26:05] Speaker B: Crafting.
[00:26:08] Speaker A: I can do any of those. What do you.
[00:26:10] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:26:11] Speaker A: Unless someone has better, obviously yours might.
[00:26:15] Speaker F: Actually be better than mine.
[00:26:16] Speaker A: I'm trained in them all.
[00:26:18] Speaker F: So what's your modifier? I'm heading you most of it's plus six. Okay, mine's minus seven.
[00:26:25] Speaker C: Why don't you both just fucking roll?
[00:26:27] Speaker B: You can both roll.
Yeah. You can both take the ten minutes to look at this rapier.
[00:26:33] Speaker F: Yeah, we're both staring at this rapier and talking about it, sharing stuff. Can I actually, would it be better for one of us to help the other?
[00:26:42] Speaker B: You could, but you can also both make the roll.
[00:26:47] Speaker C: You both roll like ass. You better both make the roll. You have better chances of rolling better on your own than you do of helping each other because of your shitty fucking rolls.
[00:26:57] Speaker F: That is an 18.
[00:26:59] Speaker A: Oh, you beat me by one, huh?
[00:27:02] Speaker F: So we both rolled an eleven then.
[00:27:04] Speaker C: See? Looks after it. Works.
[00:27:07] Speaker B: Well, you can both tell that is a plus one rapier.
Plus one silver rapier.
It's not striking, but it's at least that plus one.
[00:27:20] Speaker F: Ooh.
We look at each other, we're like, this is a plus one rip here. This is a fancy sword.
[00:27:28] Speaker A: Yes. It has this wonderful engraving on it set to gives it more.
[00:27:33] Speaker F: Mm hmm. It's got some sort of magical ruination to make it stronger.
[00:27:39] Speaker A: Does.
[00:27:39] Speaker E: Mm hmm.
[00:27:41] Speaker B: Lou, you can also use rapiers.
[00:27:44] Speaker A: I can. This is true.
[00:27:47] Speaker F: Well, it looks like.
[00:27:49] Speaker C: Oh, I was gonna say, then why don't you take it?
[00:27:53] Speaker A: I'll take it for now. And then if Sparlock ends up wanting it sparlacing.
I look at it until this detective makes up his mind.
[00:28:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:28:10] Speaker C: I'm gonna keep the compass.
[00:28:13] Speaker A: Is it magical or is it just.
[00:28:18] Speaker C: I honestly wouldn't be able to tell. I'm gonna show you the compass.
You tell me if it's magical or not.
[00:28:25] Speaker A: I'll take a look.
[00:28:26] Speaker C: I'll show you both the compass because it's like, it's on the table, honestly.
[00:28:30] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:28:31] Speaker A: That's gonna be 23.
[00:28:35] Speaker F: I think I've lost interest in the compass. I'm going back to counting the food.
[00:28:39] Speaker B: The compass is what is considered a wayfinder.
[00:28:44] Speaker A: Ooh.
It is a wayfinder compass. If you have ever heard of that.
[00:28:55] Speaker B: You can slot aeon stones and stuff into them and they will do things.
[00:28:59] Speaker F: Ooh.
[00:29:02] Speaker B: And for one action, you can cast a light spell with it. Sort of. That emanates from the wayfinder itself.
[00:29:11] Speaker E: Oh, that's fun.
[00:29:12] Speaker A: This will bring you light and dark places.
[00:29:17] Speaker C: Well, does anybody in particular really want the wayfinder?
[00:29:21] Speaker F: It's not food related. I don't really need it.
[00:29:26] Speaker E: You seem to know your way around best, so you may want to hold on to it.
[00:29:30] Speaker B: Specifically. It's the archaic wayfinder.
[00:29:34] Speaker C: Thank you.
[00:29:35] Speaker B: I'll drop the cat.
[00:29:38] Speaker E: Archaic?
[00:29:41] Speaker C: Yeah. This looks, um.
It looks fucking weird.
I don't know. I kind of like it.
My, uh.
One of my partners would probably really fucking like this, actually.
He's a nerd.
[00:30:01] Speaker E: Romantic, professional.
[00:30:02] Speaker C: Both, uh, technically, he's a professional nerd. Makes weapons and shit.
[00:30:09] Speaker E: I mean, partner, but that also works.
[00:30:13] Speaker C: Partner. What do you. Wait, what?
[00:30:16] Speaker E: A romantic partner? Professional partner?
[00:30:18] Speaker C: No, no, no.
[00:30:21] Speaker E: Okay. Professional.
[00:30:22] Speaker C: No, no, no. Yeah.
[00:30:24] Speaker E: Professional nerd. And partner. I understand.
[00:30:26] Speaker C: I mean, we're technically family as well, like, but we're not. We're not, um.
He's my brother in law.
[00:30:35] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:30:37] Speaker E: Nerd.
[00:30:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Real big fucking nerd, though.
[00:30:43] Speaker E: You're dope, by the way. Still just single. Like, one handed shuffling cards. These are not special cards, right? They're just cards.
[00:30:51] Speaker B: Yeah, these are just playing cards.
[00:30:53] Speaker E: Cards, yeah, they're missing ace of spades or something.
[00:30:57] Speaker A: Tragic. Can't play without that.
[00:31:00] Speaker C: I found dice if you want that.
[00:31:04] Speaker E: That is good for restless mind.
[00:31:11] Speaker B: Play.
[00:31:11] Speaker C: If you want dice, you want clickflax.
[00:31:16] Speaker A: Sure.
[00:31:18] Speaker C: I give Leith dice.
[00:31:20] Speaker D: She immediately starts fidgeting with them.
[00:31:25] Speaker C: Okay, I'll keep it.
[00:31:27] Speaker B: And also on the table, there are several jars of pickled fish and pickled eggs as well. And several bags, like, three. Or we'll say, like, 410 pound bags of rice.
[00:31:40] Speaker E: Nice.
[00:31:44] Speaker C: Gravewing does a very. The equivalent of, like, you know, like the. The squiggly smile that you see on, like, cats and stuff. If that could happen, it's happening, but it's like, very small. Very small. You just need.
[00:32:02] Speaker B: Something to cover your face, aren't you?
[00:32:04] Speaker C: I am. I am. I am. Okay.
You sense it. You sense that. You sense the vibe of a fraction of a smile.
These are all her favorite things to eat that we found.
[00:32:23] Speaker E: Eurudo looks at graving. Just got a good hole. Should we take this back before we do more reconnaissance?
[00:32:35] Speaker C: We actually might need to. Yeah. That's a lot of rice.
[00:32:39] Speaker A: Is it possible to find, like, wheelbarrow or a cart? I don't know if we could all carry it.
[00:32:48] Speaker C: That's it.
[00:32:49] Speaker A: Be fast.
[00:32:50] Speaker C: It's a. It's a good idea, but it, once again, makes noise.
[00:32:55] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:32:59] Speaker A: So we will have to make multiple trips then. Maybe.
[00:33:02] Speaker C: Probably.
I mean, that means we can. We can.
We'll do all the trips here. If we're still up for it, we can hit the tarot. Uh, the tarot shop. If not, we can hit it tomorrow and the book shop at the same time.
[00:33:19] Speaker F: We do need to know how hungry is everyone right now.
[00:33:25] Speaker C: I had really good fucking soup. I'm grieving.
[00:33:27] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:33:31] Speaker C: I. Really good fucking soup. I don't remember what meat was in it, but, you know, like, it did. Slap.
[00:33:42] Speaker F: Yes. The rest of you haven't really eaten anything for quite a while, though.
[00:33:47] Speaker A: But true.
[00:33:49] Speaker E: Yeah. Why don't we take this back now?
[00:33:53] Speaker F: Let's take it back. And I would like to cook everyone something to eat. Just because I'm worried about how much you guys have not been eating.
[00:34:01] Speaker E: Like, to take as many bags of rice as possible.
[00:34:05] Speaker D: Laithe would like to attempt to take one more bag of rice than Yuri, but is going to fail horribly, I can tell you that. Without even rolling.
[00:34:14] Speaker F: Laith, if you will, can you prioritize bringing. And I'll just point out some of the vegetables that are, like, high in protein or, like, vitamins that are preserved. These are probably best because everyone, except for grape wine, is vegetarian. And I'd like to do my best to accommodate that, please.
[00:34:29] Speaker D: She gracefully puts down the bags of rice that she was struggling to hold and looks at yuri and picks up the beans and things.
[00:34:38] Speaker F: The beans.
[00:34:40] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, one of the bags of rice dropped.
[00:34:46] Speaker F: Also, I'm assuming this is white rice, not brown rice, right?
[00:34:51] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:34:53] Speaker E: Yeah, that probably is easier to grow than.
[00:34:57] Speaker F: And also brown rice expires within two years, but white rice does not.
I googled it.
[00:35:05] Speaker B: I just googled, how long does a rice keep? And it said ten years. And I went gold.
[00:35:09] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
[00:35:10] Speaker F: Rice keeps going.
Unless aki is just pulling up and being like, no, you're wrong, actually, for the firstly.
[00:35:17] Speaker C: Firstly, I'm not a fucking rice farmer, so I wouldn't.
[00:35:21] Speaker F: Yeah, I heard you being like, no, no. And I was like, oh, God.
[00:35:25] Speaker C: So, no, no. And also, I don't eat brown rice.
If I want brown rice, I add soy sauce or something to it and then becomes brown.
But, yeah, no, I do know rice takes a while. I'm assuming it is then white rice. So if Google says brown rice expires in two years, then I do know white rice stays for quite a bit. So I've obviously uncooked. My sister is super big on the fucking bacteria buildup. Shit.
So overnight, what was it? Room temperature rice? She's making me microwave fucking everything for my health or whatever.
[00:36:05] Speaker E: But, like, it's fine, it's fine.
[00:36:08] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Yeah, so rice. We need the rice. Yeah, I. Okay, how many. How many of our canned slash pickled stuff?
[00:36:25] Speaker B: I will say that you find, like, between fruits and vegetables, you probably have about ten cans worth of stuff. Mechanically, you all have, I will say, like, a month's worth of rations.
[00:36:42] Speaker F: Ooh, lots to cook with.
[00:36:45] Speaker B: And then there's, like, I'd say, two sort of rather large jars full of pickled eggs and two rather large jars of pickled fish.
[00:36:53] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:36:54] Speaker F: Will the vegans eat pickled eggs? Is that vegan?
[00:36:57] Speaker A: We're not vegan.
[00:36:59] Speaker C: Vegetarian, boo.
[00:37:00] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, we're vegetarian also.
[00:37:02] Speaker C: It depends because some vegetarians eat fish.
[00:37:05] Speaker F: Okay, this is true.
[00:37:06] Speaker A: My sister.
[00:37:07] Speaker E: Yeah, that's religious. Vegetarians.
[00:37:09] Speaker A: She's not religious.
[00:37:10] Speaker F: Which one of you eats fish and which one of you eats eggs and which one you eat? Neither.
[00:37:16] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:37:17] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:37:17] Speaker D: Laithe probably eats eggs but not fish.
[00:37:20] Speaker F: Perfect. That's excellent. Deer.
[00:37:25] Speaker B: Oh, hate.
Mm hmm.
[00:37:28] Speaker C: Did we, what about the cousins?
[00:37:30] Speaker B: We're just moving past.
[00:37:32] Speaker E: No, no animals.
[00:37:35] Speaker C: No animals. So no eggs are fine.
[00:37:38] Speaker E: No, eggs are fine.
[00:37:38] Speaker C: Eggs are fine. Okay.
[00:37:40] Speaker E: Anything?
[00:37:41] Speaker B: Hmm?
[00:37:41] Speaker A: No meat.
[00:37:43] Speaker E: No meat. Yes, that's, that's a, that's an incriminating way to say that.
[00:37:47] Speaker C: Okay. And, um, I'm sorry.
[00:37:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Also just the eggs and, and no meat.
[00:37:54] Speaker F: Well, grave. When you and I get a lot of fish, you get a lot of fish.
[00:37:57] Speaker C: We high five.
[00:37:58] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:38:00] Speaker E: Made meat.
[00:38:01] Speaker F: I'm not giving Alice the strip.
He eats the other cannibal. I'm not feeding him fish.
[00:38:09] Speaker C: What are these, wartime rations? You fucking only can I give Alistair rice.
[00:38:18] Speaker B: Enjoy a pickled egg before you head back to the clock tower with your ill gotten gains.
[00:38:26] Speaker D: Yeah. Are we headed to the clock tower or are we trying to base camp at the manor?
[00:38:30] Speaker C: I want to base camp at the manor because I don't think we can cook food properly at the watchtower. I don't think we can cook food safely at the watchtower. And also we would then have to bring pots, pans, plates and shit there where the manor should have a whole ass kitchen.
[00:38:48] Speaker F: Oh, yeah.
[00:38:50] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:38:51] Speaker B: Manner. Manner 100% does. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:38:55] Speaker C: I would say we weaker bitches should carry arcanned and jarred stuff. Stronger bitches should carry the bags of rice.
I'm very strong, so I will handle a lot of the rice.
[00:39:15] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. You could have found bags and things like that and stuff to transport just between all of these areas.
[00:39:26] Speaker C: How strong am I?
[00:39:30] Speaker A: Are they branded bags? Did they say, like at the shark spin on them? They just like branded tote bags.
[00:39:37] Speaker B: Yeah, tote bags. Um, sure, there's, there's some, this is the sharks fin. They've embroidered with the sharks fin from, that you get from the, uh, the, the tavern.
[00:39:46] Speaker C: But they thought about marketing before all of this fever shit happens.
[00:39:50] Speaker E: Of course, I'm going to cherish this bag forever. End of this show. Eurudo will have this shark's back.
[00:39:59] Speaker C: I need you to know that. Now, I think it's a part of your, like, if we had art, like, if we were gonna do like, like, full body art. Sharks fin, totem.
[00:40:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:40:09] Speaker E: That's where they keep all their shit.
And I got the weapons. It's, it's, it's part of actually, like, their bandolier. Now.
[00:40:18] Speaker C: That'S great.
[00:40:20] Speaker B: So you're able to, you know, sort of quickly get it all back to the manor because you're only going a couple of blocks.
And, yeah, Manor is starting to feel a little bit more like home. Manor has described it a little bit more. The manor does have four bedrooms. They're all relatively nice.
There is the library that has. Still has a. A ton of books. Um, because. Yeah, it was Helena. Helena and her. Her wife. They had a bedroom and then they had three kids.
[00:41:03] Speaker F: Oh, no.
[00:41:04] Speaker A: Not enough beds.
[00:41:05] Speaker B: Oh, no. Not enough beds. Like, I did it on purpose.
[00:41:08] Speaker A: Weird.
[00:41:09] Speaker F: That sounds like a you guys problem. I want my own bed.
[00:41:13] Speaker B: There is the bathroom. There is the library. There is a sitting area, and there's the kitchen and everything. It's not like a massive mansion, but it's nice and has plenty of room.
[00:41:32] Speaker F: Aubrey.
[00:41:33] Speaker B: Yes?
[00:41:34] Speaker F: The group's hungry. Can I cook?
[00:41:38] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:41:44] Speaker C: Finally, after basically, like, eight, seven sessions, you get to do the thing that you wanted to do forever. Cook.
[00:41:56] Speaker F: I'm going to use my last hero point because that was a five.
I refuse to take an l on this one, honestly.
[00:42:05] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:42:06] Speaker F: That is infinitely better. That is.
[00:42:09] Speaker C: Let me read that.
[00:42:09] Speaker A: Right.
[00:42:10] Speaker F: Okay. That's a 19 plus eight is a 27. To cook you guys some rice and eggs with some vegetables and seasoning, and. It's tasty.
[00:42:20] Speaker B: Yeah, I'd say it's tasty.
It's already starting off on a much better foot than Demisa did.
[00:42:29] Speaker A: We are more often.
[00:42:31] Speaker F: Demisa had the best rations she could possibly work with. It destroyed it.
[00:42:34] Speaker C: Do not talk about my wife. Why?
[00:42:40] Speaker A: Technically, the soup was bad because I insisted it was bad. But the roll was good.
[00:42:45] Speaker E: Yeah, you got a. I read a.
[00:42:46] Speaker A: 20 something on that thing. I just insisted it would be terrible because I refused to let her have a good soup.
[00:42:52] Speaker C: And you didn't even have to fucking re roll. You take my wife's name out of your fucking mouth.
[00:42:58] Speaker F: Shut the hell up.
[00:43:00] Speaker E: Shut the fuck up.
I realized that Eurydo was probably smarter than me, so Eurydo would have taken the spoons and forks and given the weird ones to Lou. But also, I would like to melt the rest of the ones down, like, maybe to try to make bullets for the gun, since I don't have any bullets.
[00:43:20] Speaker B: You will probably have to do that at the smithy because this. The mansion will definitely not have, uh, some forge that's hot enough to melt.
[00:43:29] Speaker E: Your is, like, attempting still. They're like, melt, melt.
[00:43:37] Speaker C: All right, listen here. My. Like I said, my brother in law makes weapons for a living. That's not gonna work. You need, like, a proper forge and not the oven.
[00:43:48] Speaker E: No, I know. I'm just. I. I'm just with trying anything I can. I've done this before. I just.
[00:43:56] Speaker B: I gave you ammo for the gun, right?
[00:43:58] Speaker E: No, you didn't use it because you have a gun, but no ammo. That's.
[00:44:01] Speaker B: That's fair.
[00:44:02] Speaker E: That's 100% fair to give me a gun with no ammo because it's a gun.
[00:44:08] Speaker C: All right. All right.
[00:44:10] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:44:11] Speaker C: You haven't eaten. Well, your mind's not in the right place.
[00:44:15] Speaker E: No, you're right. Distressed food. Yes.
[00:44:18] Speaker C: Yeah. Just. So can we not potentially start a small fire in the one place that can contain the fire with all of our non perishable foods?
[00:44:31] Speaker E: Yeah. No, you're right.
[00:44:32] Speaker C: Oh.
[00:44:32] Speaker F: If you try this in the kitchen, I'm chewing you the fuck out. Like, you're not in the kitchen.
[00:44:36] Speaker E: You could try. You could try. You're gonna be trying to push Yuri, though. They're built like a fucking ship brick house.
[00:44:41] Speaker F: I just imagine Yuri, they're trying to put, like, metal.
Like, this is not a good idea. I'm trying to get out of the kitchen.
[00:44:48] Speaker E: I know they don't listen to you, but they'll listen to gravewing because they respect graveling.
[00:44:54] Speaker F: Oh, thanks. All right, let's.
[00:44:58] Speaker C: Let's leave the chef in the kitchen to do chef things, and we go figure out sleeping things, because I don't know about any of y'all. Full offense. I don't want a room with Alistair.
[00:45:16] Speaker F: Same Alex.
[00:45:17] Speaker A: Not even here to defend himself. We have just been ragging on this poor mouse.
[00:45:23] Speaker E: I mean, we did this. We did this denial last session.
[00:45:26] Speaker A: It's true.
[00:45:27] Speaker F: Oh, really?
[00:45:29] Speaker C: Yeah, we did.
We did. We called you like, we were, like, calling you like, a smelly, stinky little guy. We're like, oh, look at you. All quiet over there. And then I'm gonna eat.
[00:45:40] Speaker E: We're setting a precedent for the campaign.
[00:45:43] Speaker F: I'll remember this.
[00:45:45] Speaker E: Um, you're. You're. Though I look at the rooms like, I mean, I could sleep on the.
Whatever. So whoever needs to take a bed, could take a bed.
[00:45:57] Speaker A: So, afloat beds.
Are all of the beds, like, queen sized or, like, are only some of them queen sized? That's accurate.
This is an Aubrey question.
[00:46:09] Speaker B: Um.
[00:46:14] Speaker A: I see you doing math. I appreciate it.
[00:46:16] Speaker E: Doing gay math.
[00:46:17] Speaker B: You see math.
[00:46:18] Speaker E: You see you.
[00:46:19] Speaker A: They're all twins, but one.
[00:46:24] Speaker B: I will say. You have two queen sized beds, uh, and the rest are, uh, twin. Yes. One of the rooms is a bunk bed.
[00:46:40] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:46:42] Speaker E: Oh, Niall, that was so perfect.
[00:46:44] Speaker F: No, absolutely not. You do not leave me in a room with that goddamn rat.
[00:46:49] Speaker E: Oh, you're right, Niall. And Laithe, so true.
[00:46:53] Speaker F: Honestly, slightly more tolerable. I'll take it.
[00:46:56] Speaker D: No, I won't.
[00:47:00] Speaker F: I didn't do anything to you. Okay, so I am also gonna play everyone's food, and while everyone's bickering about the bed, they're just gonna hand everyone bowls of, like, rice and vegetables are all cooked and seasoned and steaming and smell really good and just be like, eat food.
[00:47:21] Speaker A: And then she's gonna make a pros and cons list about all the bedroom.
[00:47:25] Speaker F: Oh, my God.
[00:47:27] Speaker A: And, like, try to. She's gonna, like, tear, like, write out little scraps of paper with everyone's names on them and, like, just start, like, wiggling them around and then realize we should just throw straws about it and, like, we'll put them all in a hat.
[00:47:41] Speaker C: Yuri has a hat.
[00:47:42] Speaker A: Somebody's hat. And be like, just pick. You either get your own or you get the roommate.
[00:47:48] Speaker E: Yuri, though, doesn't have a hat because we didn't buy it off whiskey Jack.
[00:47:52] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. That's right.
[00:47:55] Speaker C: What do you mean by roommate or have a room on your own?
[00:47:59] Speaker A: There's all the rooms, right? There's four rooms and there are six of us. So some people are going to have to bunk, which is fine, but there are some people who don't want to bunk with others or specific people. And so we just do it randomly to be fair.
And as long as no one dies the first night, then we'll be fine.
[00:48:25] Speaker C: All right, I like this. All right, how are we gonna do this?
[00:48:28] Speaker A: Okay, so I have put all of the rooms in the hat as. For as many beds as there are available, and you just reach in and you draw out a room. And some people will draw out a single room, and some people have a roommate.
[00:48:42] Speaker D: Are the two beds like, the twins are a bunk bed? Right, so they're the same room or.
[00:48:49] Speaker B: Uh, no, there. There's one room with just a twin bed in it, and then there's a room with a bunk bed in it.
[00:48:55] Speaker D: Okay, I see.
[00:48:56] Speaker B: Hmm.
You can always, like, steal cots from the watchtower if you absolutely just were like, no, I won't share a bed with that person.
[00:49:09] Speaker A: I think now it's up to opry whether this is actual random or not.
[00:49:12] Speaker C: I was gonna say there's more fucking linens and stuff that we can grab and shit. And eventually, if somebody really doesn't want to share a room. There's more rooms in this house that you could just turn into a bedroom. There's just no beds.
[00:49:25] Speaker E: Yeah, I really do like this random thing.
[00:49:28] Speaker C: I like this random thing so much.
[00:49:30] Speaker E: Generator right now.
[00:49:33] Speaker D: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I try and slate a hand it, though?
[00:49:37] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:49:38] Speaker C: You cannot.
How would you sleight of hand? Drawing the straws, though. That's what I want to know. Like, do you watch Lou making the straws? And you're like.
[00:49:49] Speaker D: I was gonna say it's like she put numbers.
[00:49:52] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:53] Speaker D: In a hat. So peeking before pulling it out, but subtly.
[00:49:57] Speaker A: It's like master bedroom, bunk bedroom, twin bedroom, whatever. The fourth room is.
[00:50:07] Speaker B: Closet.
[00:50:09] Speaker A: Big old closet.
[00:50:10] Speaker C: A closet. And we put two of you inside.
[00:50:14] Speaker A: For the queers who aren't ready yet.
[00:50:18] Speaker F: Yeah.
I'm down for random name. I want a random name generator.
[00:50:23] Speaker C: This is going to be fun. This is actually very. This is a good idea. This is very fun.
[00:50:26] Speaker A: I love this.
[00:50:27] Speaker B: So we're doing what, a random number generator, I guess.
[00:50:31] Speaker A: Yeah. So. Or like, what's the thing with like, the wheel of names?
[00:50:37] Speaker B: Wheel of names.
[00:50:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Wheel names is pretty good. Yeah. Because then you can take it out the bedroom names.
[00:50:43] Speaker F: Yeah. Okay.
[00:50:48] Speaker E: We spin.
[00:50:48] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:50:50] Speaker E: And then like, we do max of two per room.
[00:50:52] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:50:53] Speaker A: And so it's like each person is drawing out which bedroom they go in and the ones that have multiple beds have multiple options to draw from. The master bedroom with. The queen is going to have two little things.
[00:51:05] Speaker C: Yeah. And then the bunk beds up too, right?
[00:51:07] Speaker A: I do. I can just set it up.
[00:51:09] Speaker B: Okay, I'm setting it up right now.
[00:51:11] Speaker F: Oh, nice. Perfect. And then later, drawing names at the same time.
[00:51:17] Speaker B: You know what I'm gonna do?
So you all can watch your. Dude.
We've got two in the. Two in the guest room. We've got bunk bunk beds.
[00:51:34] Speaker C: Is this part also being recorded? Because we should. We should put this on pictures.
[00:51:41] Speaker F: Can you put master bedroom one and master bedroom two? Like they're the same room, right?
[00:51:45] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:51:46] Speaker F: So maybe like slot one and slot two. Because I thought there was two master bedrooms because I'm dumb.
[00:51:50] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that. That's better.
[00:51:53] Speaker E: Bunk beds. And then there's one more room.
[00:51:56] Speaker B: We'll do.
[00:52:01] Speaker A: I might be gone in a minute.
[00:52:03] Speaker F: I swear to God, if I get a sign bottom again, I'm gonna kiss myself.
[00:52:11] Speaker C: No, the master bedroom ones are being shared.
[00:52:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:52:14] Speaker E: It's two big beds in two rooms.
[00:52:17] Speaker C: Yeah. The master bedroom has one bed. So that means both bitches are getting.
[00:52:23] Speaker B: Like stuck in the guest bedroom also as a queen. So there's two people can sleep there.
[00:52:28] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:52:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:52:29] Speaker F: Oh, I see.
[00:52:30] Speaker E: Leif wants to cheat. Leif, how are you gonna cheat?
[00:52:33] Speaker D: So, yeah, I was hoping that I could sleight of hand, like, sort of subtly look at them before I draw, which would be, I guess if I succeed on a roll, then maybe I get to roll twice or you spin twice for me and I get to pick which one I want.
[00:52:46] Speaker E: Oh, you should. You should go first then.
[00:52:49] Speaker C: No, no. I have a question about the guest bedroom. One here. Okay. Because of the way it is, there is a chance that two of us are bunking for no reason.
So you should take out one of the guest ones, I think. Because then there's a good chance that it just, it's. It kind of leaves it. There's no point.
[00:53:11] Speaker F: Mm hmm.
[00:53:12] Speaker C: Unless we had another fucking person, I think. Yeah, because of the bunk beds. The bunk beds are technically two beds in one room. Master bedroom has a big ass bed and has to be shared. But the master bedroom is also the biggest, so it makes sense. Everybody's like, you're sharing that.
[00:53:27] Speaker F: So guest bedroom and twin bedrooms are both solar and then bunk bed is. Top and bottom is their same room. Master bedroom one and two is. You have to share the same fucking. Like a gay boy.
[00:53:36] Speaker C: Yes. Like a gay person. Yes.
[00:53:39] Speaker E: Actually, because Alistar isn't here. Should we have them spin first and then have lathespin since Lee doesn't want to be with Alistair?
[00:53:47] Speaker A: Oh, that's true. That's true.
[00:53:50] Speaker F: We all hate Alistair for. No, yeah, Niles doesn't like them because of the cannibalism comment now, but like, because they're.
[00:53:59] Speaker E: Right.
[00:54:01] Speaker C: Who just says that?
[00:54:02] Speaker F: Okay, who just enters a conversation like, oh, yeah, you're a cannibal. Right.
[00:54:06] Speaker E: Anyways, someone also has ADHD and autism.
[00:54:09] Speaker F: A spin for Alistair first, I guess.
[00:54:11] Speaker B: Spin for Alistair.
[00:54:12] Speaker C: Yeah, it's, it's, it's. We're being nice about it.
No fucking way.
[00:54:22] Speaker F: Alistair gets his own room. Hell yeah.
[00:54:25] Speaker C: Well, we all didn't wanna.
It's fair.
[00:54:30] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:54:31] Speaker B: Alistair needs room for his. His wall of conspiracy. That's gonna start. So. So, Laithe, you're going to try and cheat.
You want to take a look at the number?
[00:54:43] Speaker D: Yes.
Is there slight of. It's just stealth. Thievery.
[00:54:49] Speaker B: Thievery?
[00:54:50] Speaker D: Yep, thievery.
[00:54:51] Speaker B: Okay, fair's fairs.
[00:54:54] Speaker D: I'm gonna use my hero point.
Yeah, that's a 27.
[00:55:00] Speaker B: 27. So yeah, I will say you're able to do it twice and take which one you want.
[00:55:05] Speaker C: Okay, that's fucking nice.
[00:55:09] Speaker F: I hope you get master bedroom one and master bedroom two.
[00:55:12] Speaker C: Master bedroom two.
[00:55:16] Speaker B: Bedroom two. Okay, and then we're gonna do spin one more time.
[00:55:23] Speaker F: I hope you get master bedroom one or master bedroom.
[00:55:28] Speaker D: Place in the master bedroom.
[00:55:30] Speaker C: Place in the master bedroom.
[00:55:31] Speaker B: Master bedroom. Okay, who's going next?
[00:55:37] Speaker A: I'll go next because I might get kicked out of the zoom again.
I forgot it. Hates when screen share happens.
[00:55:43] Speaker F: You could be very gay. You could be gay with life, and I'm manifesting it.
[00:55:47] Speaker E: No, no.
[00:55:49] Speaker C: Your bunk beds at least.
[00:55:52] Speaker A: Top bunk.
[00:55:53] Speaker B: You got the top bunk.
[00:55:55] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:55:56] Speaker A: Did somebody get the bottom bunk yet? No. Okay.
[00:55:58] Speaker C: No, no.
[00:55:59] Speaker B: Watch it.
[00:55:59] Speaker A: Be Yuri. It better be Yuri.
Gravewing would also be really funny.
[00:56:04] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:56:04] Speaker E: I'll go next.
[00:56:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:56:15] Speaker B: You get the single twin bed.
[00:56:19] Speaker F: So this means I have to share a room with either low and late, and honestly, both are cursed.
[00:56:27] Speaker C: Do you want to go or do you want to leave fate?
[00:56:30] Speaker F: I'm gonna leave fate up to it, actually.
[00:56:31] Speaker C: Okay, then it's me.
[00:56:33] Speaker F: All right, let's go from off mom.
[00:56:37] Speaker A: Bunk bed. Bunk bed. Bunk bed. Yeah.
[00:56:41] Speaker B: Wait, no.
[00:56:43] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:56:46] Speaker E: It's all coming up late.
[00:56:52] Speaker A: At least I get the. Oh, my God.
[00:56:54] Speaker C: You're the bottom bunk. Take your bottom.
[00:56:57] Speaker F: I mean, it's true.
[00:56:58] Speaker B: Let's see what it is.
[00:57:02] Speaker F: You're rolling it.
[00:57:03] Speaker C: You're actually anus.
[00:57:07] Speaker A: An unexpected.
[00:57:08] Speaker E: Assigned bottom.
[00:57:09] Speaker C: Assigned bottom.
[00:57:12] Speaker A: You know what?
[00:57:12] Speaker F: I'll roll for it. Hold on.
[00:57:14] Speaker C: The drew. Bottom. Oh, my God.
[00:57:16] Speaker F: Oh, yeah. That's very accurate.
That's very accurate.
Does it apply? Scoot on the top?
[00:57:28] Speaker C: No. I don't know. We don't know. Only lathe might.
[00:57:31] Speaker A: Only lathe might know.
[00:57:32] Speaker F: What the fuck is lathe, though?
[00:57:35] Speaker A: Who did you say?
[00:57:37] Speaker C: I said only.
[00:57:38] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:57:39] Speaker E: Oh.
[00:57:40] Speaker C: I thought you were talking about Lou.
[00:57:42] Speaker A: Me, too.
[00:57:43] Speaker C: Like, no, I thought you were talking about Lou being a top because the.
[00:57:46] Speaker A: Top bunk is what I talk about.
[00:57:48] Speaker F: I was like, okay, you know what? Never.
[00:57:50] Speaker A: No.
[00:57:51] Speaker F: I was like, why the fuck is leaf knows?
[00:57:52] Speaker A: Cause he's a topper.
[00:57:56] Speaker D: Constant besties. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:58] Speaker F: Oh, my God.
[00:58:00] Speaker E: So looking at this, Yuri would look at Lou. Do you want to trade?
Do you. Are you okay with the punk? Like, kind of quietly just so, like, you know, just making sure.
[00:58:14] Speaker A: And Lou goes, no, I think ventriloquism is awesome. So it'll be fun.
[00:58:20] Speaker E: Yuri exe has stopped working.
[00:58:24] Speaker F: I'm a practicing ventriloquist. I have a very good act.
[00:58:28] Speaker A: We're gonna work on it. It'll be a good time.
[00:58:30] Speaker B: I have one of the bandages you.
[00:58:32] Speaker A: Besides, I've never had a roommate. I'm really excited.
[00:58:38] Speaker E: Now. Looks at Niall.
Have fun.
[00:58:43] Speaker F: I'll sure to be a good listen. As long as she stays at my hair, I'll stay out of her.
[00:58:50] Speaker E: No, no, I think you two are going to be best friends now.
[00:58:53] Speaker F: Oh, I see.
[00:58:58] Speaker E: Anyways, I'm going to go to my room really quick.
[00:58:59] Speaker A: Bye.
[00:59:00] Speaker D: Laith was watching this like incredibly incredulous that Yuri is okay with Lou sharing a bedroom with a cannibal, but she's not going to step in.
[00:59:16] Speaker F: I'm going to put my stuff down for now. I don't actually have any stuff. I'm going to put my frying pan down. I don't have any stuff to put down.
I'll just go claim the bed. And by claim it I mean just take the sheets off.
You have to settle the bed, you know, assert it as yours.
[00:59:37] Speaker A: Oh, good. I wanted the top bunk anyway.
[00:59:41] Speaker F: Yeah, I'm not really good with top bunks. Usually fall off of them.
[00:59:45] Speaker A: I have very good balance because I have a tail.
I am not the most acrobatic, but.
[00:59:56] Speaker C: Like I can climb up.
[00:59:58] Speaker A: That's not that hard.
[01:00:00] Speaker F: One time when I was younger, I fell off a top bunk because there wasn't like a safety rail and I broke my arm.
[01:00:06] Speaker A: Wow, you weren't very good at top bunking, huh?
[01:00:09] Speaker F: I was like nine.
[01:00:11] Speaker A: That's no excuse. You should have been better.
[01:00:17] Speaker B: So everyone is going to put their stuff away in their assigned rooms and then what is the plan? It is like past a little past midday by this point. It didn't take that long at the. At the end.
[01:00:31] Speaker F: Okay, we've got our food. Everyone has a full stomach, which is great. I think we can hit the tarot shop if you guys want to.
[01:00:38] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, we still got time. We did this pretty fast.
[01:00:42] Speaker F: We should probably seal up our food in such a way that, I don't know, do ghouls go after food? I assume not, but no. No. Okay, then it's fine if we just.
[01:00:50] Speaker E: Leave out this person.
[01:00:54] Speaker F: What do they want then?
[01:00:56] Speaker B: You.
[01:00:57] Speaker F: Aw, that's gay.
[01:00:59] Speaker C: Not sexually.
[01:01:00] Speaker F: Myself, before I card and just eat them instead.
[01:01:04] Speaker C: That is what you tried to do.
[01:01:06] Speaker F: Honestly would be kind of funny. I have a plus one to save against diseases and poison.
[01:01:10] Speaker E: So like, schism doesn't want to.
[01:01:15] Speaker F: Schism would you thinking internally schism, would you want to eat a ghoul here?
[01:01:21] Speaker B: No.
[01:01:26] Speaker F: Coward.
[01:01:27] Speaker C: Ghazn like some fresh. Schism likes them fucking sentient, which is kind of scary.
[01:01:40] Speaker B: Well, so if you're all heading back to the tarot shop. One more stealth roll to move along the streets.
[01:01:47] Speaker F: No, fuck you. Stealth is your role.
[01:01:52] Speaker C: That is gonna use my last hero point.
[01:01:55] Speaker D: Not very good, actually.
[01:01:56] Speaker C: We should have gotten a new one by now, right?
[01:01:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes.
[01:02:00] Speaker A: Good thing.
[01:02:01] Speaker F: Unfortunately, that is only an eleven from me.
[01:02:03] Speaker E: I got my first nat 20 for a 22.
[01:02:07] Speaker F: Wait, is it an eleven? Hold on, I forgot my modifier. I think I rolled with perceptions out of stealth.
I lied. It's a 1216.
[01:02:20] Speaker D: I didn't relate.
[01:02:21] Speaker C: I did bad this time. Like a ten. I rolled very low and then I rolled low again.
[01:02:29] Speaker B: Okay, it does appear that this time your has run out and as you. You are sort of rounding a corner, you thought you had timed it correctly, and then suddenly you are face to face with a pack of ghouls who sort of, like, sniff at the air and turn around and, like, bare their teeth at you and hiss. And I think we're going to roll initiative next time. We're going to start next session with all of you. Rolling initiative.
[01:03:04] Speaker E: Mickey, let's go.
[01:03:08] Speaker F: Ooh. Does that mean I can take us out?
[01:03:11] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:03:11] Speaker F: Well, thank you, everyone, for listening. Another wonderful episode of Goblins and Gays. If you like what we do here, feel free to follow us on Twitter at goblets and gaze, Twitter, Instagram, everything. We are goblets and gays everywhere. Support us on Patreon. So I can potentially get a new mic because this thing has cut out so many times, it makes me want to piss someone's pants.
[01:03:27] Speaker A: Stay safe.
[01:03:28] Speaker F: Safe.
And remember, cannibalism is the real friends we made along the way.
[01:03:34] Speaker E: Why is our show suddenly cannibalism focused?
[01:03:37] Speaker C: Because Tick wants to piss someone's pants.
[01:03:54] Speaker A: It calls me. He is reaching out, consuming just don't ever bleeding don't be after days you come for me on the days of heart just a dream.
