Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Sam.
Waking up dreaming dark so long I cannot find the meaning hold my hand Let me stay by your side through this never ending night I can feel it now it holds me all the his demon me in this red light he calls me he is reaching out consuming.
[00:01:24] Speaker B: I hope there's. I hope there's no head. That would have been a natural one head.
No one's enjoying this.
[00:01:32] Speaker C: I've seen this as many people knock themselves unconscious since Marrow was fighting.
[00:01:40] Speaker D: Man, what the fuck kind of stray are you shooting me with?
Leave me alone.
[00:01:49] Speaker C: So now it is Vittorio's turn.
And Vittorio is going to spend an action to go into hybrid transformation.
And sort of become the like, sort of the. This blue jay.
It's very similar to, like, Lou's hybrid transformations, very much well, even though I think this one's a little bit closer to like how Howl looks in bird form, because he has a little bit more control but very long wings and claws. And is going to spend an action to move and come into contact with this man. And then spin is gonna spend an action to attack with his claws.
That's gonna hit for a decent amount of damage.
All right, Niall, it is not your turn.
[00:02:59] Speaker D: Hey, hey, hey, Mothmond. Did you still want to go fast?
[00:03:04] Speaker B: Always.
[00:03:06] Speaker D: So I will use my first two actions to cast haste.
[00:03:12] Speaker B: Yippee.
[00:03:13] Speaker D: We're going fast as.
[00:03:15] Speaker C: Hold on.
[00:03:15] Speaker D: Why did I not have to reset my spell slots? I guess I didn't do that since the last time.
I always forget to reset things. Anyways, I'm gonna cast haste for my first two actions on Mothmob.
And my third action, I'm just going to slap a shield out there into the void.
I don't want to get in the way. And I am pretty straightforward. So I'm going to use shield, and I'm going to use haste. And I assume that turn I'm casting, I don't have to maintain it, right? That would be kind of dumb.
[00:03:43] Speaker C: You don't have to spend it on this turn, but you will. Okay, next turn.
[00:03:47] Speaker D: All right, observe an action phase. So, moth bomb, you can now go fast as. And I am just hiding right now. I don't want to be involved with the fighting.
[00:03:56] Speaker C: Hi.
And we convey ourselves to another one of the goons, who, unfortunately, you said you don't want to be involved with fighting, but he's right behind you.
[00:04:11] Speaker D: Oh, he's right behind me, isn't he, asshole?
[00:04:14] Speaker C: Yes, he is.
And first action to move.
Second action to attack with his longsword.
[00:04:24] Speaker B: All right,
[00:04:28] Speaker C: does a 27 hit you
[00:04:30] Speaker D: I think it does. Even with shield. Yeah, but it does. My shield has a hardness of.
[00:04:35] Speaker C: Do you want to suspend a reaction to do the shield?
[00:04:40] Speaker D: Oh, right. It is my reaction to do the shield.
[00:04:42] Speaker B: I don't have.
[00:04:43] Speaker C: And then you can't use it for 10 minutes.
[00:04:49] Speaker D: You know what? No, because I have a cooler reaction I want to do.
[00:04:57] Speaker C: You're going to take 20 slashing damage.
[00:05:00] Speaker D: Okay. It's slashing damage.
[00:05:02] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[00:05:04] Speaker D: Mods make a will save. I'm casting a fourth level blood vendetta.
It's my save.
[00:05:12] Speaker C: Dc. Okay.
Wow. Tonight's an interesting night. That's an Astro one for a 13.
[00:05:22] Speaker B: Ah.
[00:05:22] Speaker D: Okay.
Critical failure.
Matogra takes full persistent bleed damage and the target has weakness one. Okay, hold on a second.
Let me just send this to the chat. There we go.
You gain weakness one to piercing and slashing and you will also take persistent bleed damage.
And at the level that I'm at, it is 46 bleed damage.
So he is going to just bleed a lot, I guess.
Did that roll?
Is it going to roll or.
[00:05:57] Speaker C: Yes, it did.
[00:06:00] Speaker D: It showed up, but it didn't roll for me. So I just. I trust that it rolled.
So he now has persistent bleed damage. I don't know if he can recover from that or not, but he has
[00:06:11] Speaker C: a chance at the end of his turn.
Okay.
So that will affect him on his turn.
[00:06:22] Speaker D: All right, that is my reaction. He is now going to take 46. Cleared 46. No, 4D6 bleeding damage. And he has to recover, I guess.
[00:06:32] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:06:33] Speaker D: And he also has until the bleeding stops. Weakness 1 to piercing and slashing.
[00:06:39] Speaker C: Yippee. Yeah. Okay, so he's going to take 13 damage.
Thirteen. And we'll roll his recovery check.
That's an eight. He does not recover.
Yippee.
[00:06:55] Speaker D: So as he kind of stabs Niall, the guy who's sitting in the background, these like, gross tendrils kind of leech out of the sword and stab him back. And his wounds just refuse to be healing back up. He is bleeding a lot from these weird stabs. It's kind of gross. Thumbs up.
[00:07:14] Speaker C: Yeah. And that'll bring us to graveling.
[00:07:20] Speaker B: Hello. Okay.
I have been left here.
I should deal with these guys.
I have haste.
Hasted gives me a free, like, movement action, Right?
[00:07:38] Speaker C: Movement free, yeah. Movement or strike?
[00:07:42] Speaker B: Movement or strike.
Okay. In this case, I'm going to use it for movement purposes so I can close the gap with this loser.
Actually, let me just rearrange what I'm doing. I am going to.
I'm going to.
First I'M gonna open the gate because I have not. I'm gonna do that. That is one action.
Free action to move there.
My next action will be to free flurry of blows.
Narratively, I'm running over. Jumping over my. My. I guess we are super girlfriends now. Jumping over my. My girlfriend to essentially flying kick this guy. That is the flavor of what is happening.
In actuality, it is a flurry of movement and flurry of blows. And then I should still have one more action left because my movement is free.
Okay. That's the one I'm rolling. Sorry.
I have. I have Aurora blasting in my ear and. And I could have fixed that, but I didn't.
Okay. So roles wise, the first one I bought believe is 27.
[00:09:13] Speaker C: 27 will hit.
[00:09:17] Speaker B: And then the. The second attack is.
[00:09:22] Speaker C: Whoa.
[00:09:23] Speaker B: One second is 29. Actually
[00:09:31] Speaker C: 29.
A 29 will also hit.
[00:09:35] Speaker B: Nice. I'll roll the damage together for you.
Ah, that's the same thing.
So total. Total damage should be 26.
Kick ass.
Probably bludgeoning as I run in. Jump hop over my girl. Kick this guy twice. Like bicycle kick style.
If we're kind of landing somewhere here, I guess we are sharing space. Thank you.
Repositioning is an action.
[00:10:16] Speaker C: You can reposition someone as an action. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:10:29] Speaker E: Let me.
[00:10:29] Speaker B: Let me look at something really quickly. I'm like, am I gonna risk another.
Another attack? I could.
Oh, could. I may have made one of those hits. Stunning.
[00:10:50] Speaker C: Yes, you can. And I will roll his fortitude.
[00:10:53] Speaker B: Thank you.
I forget that I have stunning blows.
[00:10:59] Speaker C: And that is a 22.
I believe that is a failure.
[00:11:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Against my class. DC, right?
[00:11:07] Speaker E: Yep.
[00:11:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:08] Speaker D: My monk.
[00:11:08] Speaker B: DC is 24. So that's a failure.
[00:11:10] Speaker C: Yep. He is stunned. One.
[00:11:20] Speaker B: Sorry, I'm re reading something.
Do you guys remember if elemental blasts count towards multi attack penalties?
[00:11:31] Speaker C: I believe it should. Right?
[00:11:32] Speaker B: Yeah. I was like, yeah, it would be.
[00:11:37] Speaker C: They don't count as agile. So they are at the -5 -10.
[00:11:40] Speaker B: -5 -10. That's not the thing I was like.
[00:11:42] Speaker C: That would have been.
[00:11:43] Speaker B: That's actually worse right now that's a next. Next round to do all of that.
You know what?
[00:11:52] Speaker A: Let's just.
[00:11:54] Speaker B: Let's just. Let's let's just. Let's trip this guy actually.
[00:11:59] Speaker C: Right.
[00:12:00] Speaker B: Might as well last. Last.
[00:12:01] Speaker D: Last action.
[00:12:01] Speaker B: Tried to trip.
I should have. I had mixed maneuver. I should have done mixed maneuver.
Who cares? It's okay. I can do it next time.
But if I roll like that.
If I roll like that, I'm just not punished.
[00:12:18] Speaker C: Right?
[00:12:19] Speaker B: That's the rules. I'm just not punished. If I roll like that, it's.
Yeah.
[00:12:29] Speaker C: 25 to trip, 25 to triple. Yeah.
[00:12:38] Speaker B: I roll the 18 on the die. I did not have faith in myself.
[00:12:45] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:12:46] Speaker B: Kick, kick. Oops. Kick, kick. He's disoriented. I land low. Just low. Sweep it so he's on his ass. And then when he gets up again, I'm gonna keep hitting him.
And. And that's.
That's my turn. That's everything.
Thank you for hasting me.
[00:13:07] Speaker C: So, yeah, we have the one that is now engaged with the Victorian, and he is going to spend an action, pull out his long sword, spend an action to attempt to strike Victorian, and will be unsuccessful with his first attack because Vittorio has.
If he's a very proficient fighter, we'll hit him with the second attack just barely.
So, you know, angry bird noises as he takes some damage, but keeps this one engaged for now. And we'll be back to the top of the round with loot.
[00:13:58] Speaker E: Right.
We haven't seen any of these guys do any opportunity attacks. Right?
[00:14:07] Speaker C: Just ramping. I haven't seen any of them do any.
[00:14:11] Speaker A: Ah.
[00:14:12] Speaker E: I'm gonna risk it.
Lou's gonna just tell the guy, excuse me for a moment, and is going
[00:14:21] Speaker C: to run, and he will. He will take his reactive strike.
[00:14:25] Speaker E: That's fine. Give it a go.
[00:14:30] Speaker C: How does the 28 sound?
[00:14:32] Speaker E: Like it hits.
[00:14:39] Speaker C: I take 18 damage.
[00:14:41] Speaker E: Okay, okay, okay.
That does not stop me from moving.
[00:14:45] Speaker C: Nope. Okay. It was not a critical success.
[00:14:49] Speaker E: Bueno.
Then I am going to get in
[00:14:56] Speaker B: over here
[00:15:00] Speaker E: and just try to be. I'm not on the bar. I'm just, like, in. You know, I'm up against the bar, the squares, you understand?
I'm not going over the bar is what I'm saying, because that's going to require more effort than I want to
[00:15:10] Speaker D: put into this,
[00:15:14] Speaker E: and I'm going to.
Wait a minute. Did I even have to move?
I didn't have to move.
Can I.
Can I unmove?
Would it be okay if I unmoved?
[00:15:36] Speaker C: That's. That's fine. You can do that.
[00:15:38] Speaker E: I thought it said 15ft and it says 30, and I am within 30ft of this man.
[00:15:43] Speaker C: No, if you.
[00:15:44] Speaker E: I'm within 20ft of this man. Gosh dang. I'm sorry. I misread it. I was looking at something else, I guess.
[00:15:51] Speaker C: Take the HP back. And luckily for the podcast medium, no one knows this happened.
[00:15:56] Speaker E: Nobody knows. I'm still gonna say, excuse me a moment, and then I'm going to look at Vittorio and whisper into my bell a lot of terrible, terrible words that are just a litany of dreadful names and prophecies and is going to echo in his ear.
Who did I say?
[00:16:19] Speaker C: Victoria?
[00:16:20] Speaker E: No, that cursed like my grandfather. Right, Johnny. Sorry I'm so with it. I swear, Johnny is going to whisper it into the bell and Johnny will hear it in his ear.
So I need to roll an occult check.
You've been real back and forth on me, but I have faith in you.
[00:16:39] Speaker B: Hi, baby.
[00:16:41] Speaker E: Oh, my goodness.
[00:16:42] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: Good job, baby.
[00:16:44] Speaker E: Good job.
[00:16:45] Speaker D: That's a natural 20.
[00:16:48] Speaker E: So that's like a. I don't know, like a 37 against the Will DC of Johnny Brown.
[00:16:55] Speaker B: Were you talking to your cat or your dice or both?
[00:16:57] Speaker E: Both. Okay.
[00:16:59] Speaker B: I was like.
[00:17:00] Speaker E: She came over meowing just as I rolled. And then I got a nat 20.
[00:17:05] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Cat has blood. Good job, Nimue.
[00:17:08] Speaker D: Yeah, good job, Nim.
[00:17:10] Speaker C: So that is going to be a critical success.
[00:17:15] Speaker E: Then they are confused and frightened.
Confused one round and frightened one.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful news for me.
Was not expecting that, but I'm delighted.
And then I'm going to follow that up with another card strike. Do you want to meow at it again?
That'll do. Thank you.
Not as good, Ms. Nim. Not as good.
[00:17:50] Speaker B: No.
[00:17:51] Speaker E: I'm gonna save my advantage. I think I would have had to have decided to do that before this roll anyway. That's fine.
So once again, we are not going to hit this man. That's a 19.
Yeah, I think just a fail.
[00:18:07] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, just a fail.
[00:18:09] Speaker D: Fair enough.
[00:18:10] Speaker E: That is my turn.
[00:18:14] Speaker C: It is now Johnny's turn. He is confused, so he has to make three attacks randomly.
So there are three people within attack range. I will roll. For each, I have a D6 1 to 2. Leith 3 to 4, Yuri 5 to 6.
[00:18:32] Speaker E: His goon 5 or 6.
[00:18:34] Speaker C: 5 or 61 for lathe.
So it is a 31 to hit Leith.
[00:18:51] Speaker G: That is barely not a crit.
[00:18:54] Speaker E: Hey, wait, can I ring a bell?
[00:18:56] Speaker C: Yeah, you can ring a bell.
[00:18:58] Speaker B: It might not work.
[00:18:59] Speaker E: You know, maybe it will.
This is a. I need a will Save.
[00:19:09] Speaker C: 23.
[00:19:10] Speaker D: Hey, that's more like a Walt save.
[00:19:13] Speaker E: Suck it.
So now you are see here, enfeebled or clumsy.
Which one is worse in this instance? What do you. Which one? I don't remember what they affect.
[00:19:29] Speaker C: I should explain people is strength, I believe.
And clumsy is dexterity.
[00:19:37] Speaker E: Okay, so dexterity affects.
[00:19:44] Speaker C: Yeah. Also his.
[00:19:45] Speaker H: His.
[00:19:45] Speaker C: All of his. All of his attacks are finessed. So they all use his dexterity.
[00:19:49] Speaker E: Clumsy become clumsy, please you're clumsy one
[00:19:55] Speaker C: until the end so that when we get a 30. So but he will be clumsy one until what, the end of your next turn?
[00:20:01] Speaker E: Yeah, of his next turn.
[00:20:03] Speaker C: Oh no. His next turn.
[00:20:04] Speaker E: Sorry, my next turn.
[00:20:10] Speaker C: All right, so that is, That is going to be 17 damage to lathe.
Roll. Gary attack coming your way.
[00:20:34] Speaker G: Well, at least there's
[00:20:37] Speaker C: for a 28.
[00:20:43] Speaker I: Yeah, that hits
[00:20:47] Speaker C: right for 18 damage.
That's fine.
And it's equal opportunity. And his last one is against his go.
[00:20:56] Speaker D: Yay.
[00:21:00] Speaker E: Roll a crit. Roll a crit.
[00:21:05] Speaker C: He just barely hits. He did not roll crit though.
[00:21:08] Speaker E: That's okay. I'll take it.
[00:21:14] Speaker C: All right.
As Johnny just sort of swings wildly.
It is the one in melee with you.
[00:21:28] Speaker B: Oh yeah.
[00:21:33] Speaker C: And is going to spend his first action to hit you with a sword for a natural 20 for 36.
[00:21:47] Speaker E: Just because I said. Wait a moment.
[00:21:52] Speaker C: The card is staggering below.
You are stunned too, Which means you will lose two actions on your your next turn. Yeah.
Take 38 damage.
[00:22:18] Speaker D: You know what?
[00:22:18] Speaker E: I should have walked away. My bad.
38.
[00:22:24] Speaker C: Yep. 38. Us is spends his next action to create an opening, sort of throwing you off balance with his shield. And is going to just come in for a second attack.
Holy.
For a second nat. 20 for a 31.
[00:22:48] Speaker E: So you're only rolling crits. Doesn't matter the direction. It's only crits from you today only.
[00:22:55] Speaker C: It's either 1 or 20. There's no in between.
[00:22:58] Speaker E: All together too. You're clustering them.
[00:23:01] Speaker D: Goodness.
[00:23:02] Speaker E: Aubrey, carry on.
[00:23:09] Speaker C: The card is called gusher and you take 1d6 bleed damage.
[00:23:15] Speaker B: Add it on.
[00:23:17] Speaker E: I'm at a round number so the
[00:23:18] Speaker C: math is easy Right now for another 36 damage.
[00:23:24] Speaker E: Oh my God. Okay, is that.
[00:23:27] Speaker C: And that's the end of his turn.
[00:23:29] Speaker B: What?
[00:23:30] Speaker E: What was the bleed damage?
[00:23:32] Speaker C: The bleed damage will be on your turn. Oh, okay.
[00:23:36] Speaker E: It's only a D6 though. I'll be
[00:23:41] Speaker C: Alistair, it is now your turn.
[00:23:44] Speaker H: Oh, goodness gracious. All right, so I'm going to go ahead and take a look at Johnny, see if there's anything I can do. Can I get a good shot on him as I devise a stratagem.
Hello, Cat.
I hear you. Meow, meow, meow.
[00:24:08] Speaker C: And eight.
[00:24:11] Speaker H: How am I feeling about an eight?
Oh my.
I, I, I hear you, but it is not a good time. Be like a 22.
I think that would miss. I think he's like at 27.
I should be paying more attention.
I should really be paying more attention.
Okay, so I'm not Gonna waste a spell on that. But I am going to.
I think I can make the shot, so. Oh, yeah. Plus 17.
So I will go ahead and attempt. Attempt that attack.
[00:24:59] Speaker C: Close.
[00:25:00] Speaker H: Try that again.
There we go.
And yeah, it's actually 25, but survey says that does hit.
[00:25:14] Speaker C: Yes, it does hit because he is. He has been whittled down enough with enough conditions. So that does hit.
[00:25:23] Speaker H: Perfect. So that is 21 piercing damage.
[00:25:30] Speaker C: All right.
And do any of your attacks count as silver?
[00:25:39] Speaker H: Unfortunately, no. Oh, also, I apologize, but I forgot that as part of that, I did want to make a knowledge check. Is it okay if I go ahead and do that now?
[00:25:52] Speaker C: Yeah, go. Go ahead and do it.
[00:25:57] Speaker H: What knowledge check would I use for Johnny?
[00:26:02] Speaker C: Society.
[00:26:03] Speaker H: Society.
All right, and that is a 17.
That's supposed to be a hidden check, but you know what?
Let me know if you want to reap me to re roll that or you're good.
[00:26:24] Speaker C: It's.
It is unfortunately not enough to pass any of the DCs.
[00:26:32] Speaker H: But is it enough to get me some fake information?
[00:26:37] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, it would be enough to get you some fake information.
You are relatively sure that.
You are relatively sure that.
Should come up with some fake information.
You.
[00:27:01] Speaker H: You forgot about my dubious knowledge.
[00:27:03] Speaker C: I do forget.
[00:27:04] Speaker H: How dare you.
[00:27:07] Speaker C: I also forget about your. That's odd. But, you know, that's neither here nor there.
[00:27:11] Speaker H: I mean, that is odd though.
[00:27:14] Speaker I: Our rats are allergic to cheese.
[00:27:22] Speaker C: Yeah, let's. Let's go with where rats are allergic to cheese.
[00:27:28] Speaker H: Okay, so I yell out, he's allergic to cheese.
Get to the kitchens.
And so that's one action.
For my second and third action, I am going to target.
Oh, this is a little bit confusing.
So I am targeting lathe.
Yuri, I need five willing creatures.
Lou Nile, Grave wings. Got it.
[00:28:18] Speaker D: This group that are players that you
[00:28:19] Speaker H: could target, and myself.
There's six. That's the hard part. And also an NPC. Two NPCs I am actually mostly targeting based on how close they are to Johnny and how much they're bleeding.
I cast cauterized wounds.
Okay, so here's the deal. For you people that are bleeding, you can take one fire damage and immediately attempt to recover the persistent bleed damage check. You take the lower DC for particularly effective assistance.
[00:29:11] Speaker G: Is this particularly effective, Aubrey?
[00:29:15] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:29:17] Speaker G: Okay, I'm gonna take it. What's the lower DC?
[00:29:20] Speaker C: 10?
[00:29:21] Speaker E: Is it just a medicine check?
[00:29:23] Speaker C: It is a flap check.
[00:29:25] Speaker E: Oh, just a flat check.
[00:29:27] Speaker D: I'm not bleeding. The other guy is.
[00:29:30] Speaker H: Yeah, but.
For the next minute, I can use a concentrate check to pick Someone that I've targeted with it and be like. And you heal your wounds.
Which is why I chose other people as well.
[00:29:53] Speaker E: What was the DC again?
[00:29:55] Speaker C: It is DC10.
[00:29:58] Speaker H: Oh, and I can. I think I can. No, I can't drag it to you. But you can. I think you can drag the spell.
Affect yourself.
[00:30:11] Speaker E: I'm just gonna remove the persistent bleed.
[00:30:16] Speaker G: Yeah, I got a 14, so yay, I passed. But would not have passed my regular check
[00:30:26] Speaker E: also.
[00:30:26] Speaker C: Same.
Hey,
[00:30:32] Speaker H: I knew that spell would come in useful eventually.
[00:30:37] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:30:38] Speaker H: All right.
[00:30:38] Speaker C: Anything else for your turn?
[00:30:39] Speaker H: That's it. That's all my actions place.
[00:30:43] Speaker C: It's now your turn.
[00:30:46] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:30:46] Speaker G: I'm being held. Johnny is clumsy.
Yeah, he licked my face last turn.
I would like to get out of his gentle grasp.
So that is a like an escape check.
[00:31:06] Speaker C: Athletics acrobatics or unarmed attack or thievery.
[00:31:13] Speaker G: I will do thievery then.
[00:31:16] Speaker C: I thought so.
[00:31:18] Speaker G: Well, that's a NAT one, so I'm gonna use my hero point.
[00:31:21] Speaker C: It's probably a good idea. What is?
[00:31:22] Speaker B: This evening.
[00:31:24] Speaker E: We've had so many nat ones and nat twenties.
[00:31:30] Speaker G: That is a 29 to escape that
[00:31:35] Speaker C: it will be a success.
[00:31:37] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:31:42] Speaker G: Okay. I think that Leith sort of recoils from his tongue and just like, knocks her head back against his face and wiggles her way free and.
Is a reasonable, smart person. And heals herself with her sword and then stabs him.
That's only an 11. So that's a.
Oh, that is a 28 though.
[00:32:20] Speaker C: 28 will hit. He is.
He's currently.
Yeah.
And he will get to make a DC11 flat check. Nope, he's still confused.
[00:32:37] Speaker G: That is 20 damage to him.
And that is my turn. I'm just gonna roll my heelys.
[00:32:53] Speaker C: Right, Yuri, it's your turn.
[00:32:59] Speaker I: Now that is free. Yuri doesn't have to worry about getting them free, so they're just going to go back to chomping again.
That's a dirty 30.
[00:33:17] Speaker C: Dirty 30. 30. 30 is going to hit.
[00:33:22] Speaker I: I chomped my guy.
That's going to be
[00:33:30] Speaker C: 16
[00:33:33] Speaker I: silver piercing damage.
[00:33:39] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:33:40] Speaker C: Very first attack.
[00:33:42] Speaker G: I use my reaction to not be shown up by Yuri to also attack.
I miss.
[00:33:54] Speaker I: Good job.
Do you want Mimi to make a gross check again because I bit him.
[00:34:00] Speaker C: Yeah, if you bit him, give me another fortitude check.
[00:34:05] Speaker I: Ooh, do we have more hero points?
[00:34:08] Speaker C: Yes, you do.
[00:34:10] Speaker I: All right, cousin Dice, you've been kind for the most part. Not really.
Well, this other Dice is a lot better.
It's a 31 fort save.
[00:34:32] Speaker C: Then you don't become second Great, great.
[00:34:41] Speaker I: Second verse, same as the first.
Jaw.
Not finesse.
So
[00:34:55] Speaker C: +26.26 will hit because of the clumsy and stuff.
[00:35:04] Speaker I: Let's go, let's go, let's go. That's Almost max damage.
24 silver piercing chomping damage.
[00:35:17] Speaker C: Make another 42. Safe.
[00:35:25] Speaker I: 25.
[00:35:27] Speaker C: Yeah. You don't become second.
But unfortunately that last attack will shake him out of his confusion.
Okay.
And.
[00:35:44] Speaker I: I'm going to attack again. My last action.
[00:35:47] Speaker C: Yeah, go for it.
[00:35:50] Speaker I: This will just be a claw attack.
[00:35:52] Speaker C: Let's finesse.
Well,
[00:35:57] Speaker I: that's a three on the dice.
So minus five, minus four, That's a total of seven.
[00:36:08] Speaker C: Damn. That's not gonna hit.
You know, he.
He is going to take advantage of that and do a wire catch and is going to attempt to grapple you.
All right. Does a 28 beat your fortitude, DC?
[00:36:34] Speaker I: Unfortunately, yes, actually.
[00:36:37] Speaker C: So, yeah, you are now grabbed
[00:36:43] Speaker I: so
[00:36:43] Speaker C: unhinged as this sort of very thin filament wraps around your arm and uses to pull it back.
And that is your turn. And hey, it's Lorelei's turn.
Her turn's over. So she's gonna wake up, but you know, she can't do shit because her turn's over.
And it's. It's now the one that's on the floor in front of you, Graybling. And he's going to spit his first action to stand. I don't think you want him to do that.
[00:37:18] Speaker B: Nope. He's getting his ass kicked.
That was very. That was very suburban American mother from me, huh?
[00:37:29] Speaker E: Yeah, that's. That's.
[00:37:32] Speaker B: I once played a fucking like retired mom chosen.
And she had like curlers in her hair and she was beating people up. But also, like, we gotta drive this family in this road trip of ours. It was very fun. But also I was so condescending the whole fucking time.
[00:37:54] Speaker E: That was.
[00:37:54] Speaker B: That was exhausting.
[00:37:56] Speaker D: I remember that game because I DM'd it.
[00:37:58] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:37:59] Speaker B: I was like, you tick. You should remember, man.
[00:38:01] Speaker C: You should remember.
[00:38:03] Speaker B: And my.
[00:38:03] Speaker E: My.
[00:38:03] Speaker B: My strange husband and my angry teenage daughter.
[00:38:09] Speaker E: It was crazy.
[00:38:12] Speaker B: Regular hit again, right?
So that should be like 32.
[00:38:19] Speaker C: 32. 32 is going to.
[00:38:31] Speaker B: That's very unfortunate for him then.
[00:38:33] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:38:37] Speaker B: Then with the.
Sorry. With the crit. Then I think it's 22.
[00:38:50] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:38:57] Speaker B: Oh, and he stops moving.
Because it's crit.
[00:39:04] Speaker C: Yeah, he did.
[00:39:05] Speaker D: Is he still on the floor?
[00:39:07] Speaker C: He's still on the floor.
[00:39:11] Speaker B: He gets up, I kick him in the face.
So he's just down.
[00:39:15] Speaker C: He's going to swing at you from the Floor with his sword for a 28.
[00:39:23] Speaker D: Oh, he does hit.
[00:39:24] Speaker B: He does hit.
[00:39:27] Speaker C: Just kind of wildly swinging the sword at you for 13 damage.
All right. And is now the one that is next to you, Leith and is going to spend his first action to do chastising enforcement on Johnny, telling him to get his together.
[00:39:55] Speaker G: Damn, Johnny's gonna take that.
[00:39:59] Speaker C: No, apparently not, because he rolled a natural one
[00:40:03] Speaker D: the one time listen to someone help you. And yet here you are being a stubborn little rat.
[00:40:08] Speaker C: Literally. So
[00:40:12] Speaker H: that's racist.
[00:40:18] Speaker D: I'm sorry, Alistair, I wasn't talking about you. I'm sure you're very lovely and you can take an insult like a champ.
[00:40:25] Speaker B: It's so funny to have so many animal fucking people this time around. So now we gotta get really creative with our insults.
[00:40:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
So unable to snap Johnny out of his fear, he is just going to take a swing at you laith for 34 lay. It's a hit, not a crit.
[00:40:49] Speaker G: Not a crit because I am no longer restrained by Johnny.
[00:40:52] Speaker C: I think you take 15 damage and he will use his shield to try and corral you into a more advantageous position using his creating opening.
So until the.
Until his next turn, the first hit against you, you count as minus 2ac.
All right. And it's now the one that's unconscious on the floor and he wakes up and that's all he does this turn.
And now it's Vittorio's turn.
See what's he got?
This will be fun. You watch as his claws start to sort of glow with this red energy and he spell strikes.
It's not called scorching ray anymore, is it?
Ignition blazing?
[00:41:54] Speaker I: Is that the can?
[00:41:56] Speaker C: Okay, Using doing a three.
Technically doing a three. Action blazing bolt with a two action attack.
And we'll.
It really is that kind of night, isn't it? I just rolled another net 20.
[00:42:21] Speaker D: At least it's earlier this time. I'll take it.
[00:42:24] Speaker I: This is how Joanna killed God. So let's see how.
[00:42:27] Speaker B: This is exactly how Joanna killed God.
And, and like five people in a bedroom.
[00:42:36] Speaker C: And this, the card he pulled is devastating strike triple damage. And the target is stunned one.
So how many dice is that? So he's casting it out.
[00:42:52] Speaker E: So rare to hear your GM say that. And it not be a bad thing for you
[00:43:00] Speaker C: any more dice?
The E6s so 70 damage. No, wait, that's. That's only double.
[00:43:13] Speaker H: But.
[00:43:13] Speaker C: So I think it's. I think he's about to kill this man.
[00:43:19] Speaker I: They don't have to worry about being stunned.
[00:43:24] Speaker C: Oh Jesus. He's going to kill this man.
And then we have.
[00:43:30] Speaker I: Good job, grandpa.
[00:43:36] Speaker C: So Grandpa just did 135 damage.
Wow. This man had 50 health.
[00:43:54] Speaker I: So they killed him so hard. They also killed Johnny somehow, right?
[00:43:58] Speaker C: No, but this man is a.
A pile of ash on the floor as you watch as Vittoria rakes through.
Literally just rakes through him with these blazing claws and he catches fire and just. He's a pile of ash now within seconds.
And then Vittorio is going to take a move action. So Leith is now in flank with Johnny.
Hey, Niall, it's now your turn.
[00:44:42] Speaker D: I'm muted personally, so I've used my first action to maintain haste. I'm not going to make that silly little mistake again.
I guess the last two actions, because this guy is chilling here and I don't like him that much. I'm going to be so honest.
Oh yeah, I can.
I'm. He's right there, you know he's right there.
I'm going to touch him in a non sensual way and I make a fortitude saving throw please way as I cast Vampiric Feast as my last two actions. So sustain and then do that.
[00:45:23] Speaker G: You say it's not central, but I feel like this is what schism does to you.
[00:45:27] Speaker D: Yeah, but like we're dating, so it's okay.
[00:45:32] Speaker H: Just double checking.
[00:45:34] Speaker D: 20 or not.
[00:45:34] Speaker H: I don't think haste is sustained.
[00:45:40] Speaker D: I was told it was last time, so.
[00:45:44] Speaker H: I see.
Like I was looking at my version. It says just duration, one minute, not sustained.
[00:45:53] Speaker D: Maybe they changed it because they've been changing a lot of stuff with spells.
[00:45:57] Speaker C: They. They did change it. The. The. The old version did have to be sustained.
[00:46:02] Speaker D: Yeah, they've been changing a lot of stuff, so I am not actually surprised.
[00:46:06] Speaker C: I mean, you don't actually have to. You don't actually have to spend that action to sustain it.
[00:46:10] Speaker F: Yippee.
[00:46:13] Speaker C: Enjoy. Three actions.
[00:46:15] Speaker F: Yay.
[00:46:15] Speaker D: Well, I'm using my first two actions on Vampiric Feast. I hope you rolled an AT1 based on your face, but I know it's probably an at 20. Which one is it?
[00:46:24] Speaker C: No, I mean, I was looking at haste. What was the. The save he needs to make?
[00:46:28] Speaker D: Oh, fortitude. Fortitude.
[00:46:30] Speaker C: Even.
It was a three for a 17.
[00:46:37] Speaker D: That's a failure. Oh my God. I get to do the thing I love. Sucking the soul out of people.
Only third rank I cast it at, so unfortunately it's not gonna be heightened. But let's roll some void damage real quick as I suck the life out of this guy.
Really bad dice roll. Unfortunately that's only 19 points of damage. And I get half the void damage the target takes. Does it round up or down? It doesn't say.
[00:47:08] Speaker C: Usually rounds down.
[00:47:09] Speaker D: Okay, so I'll get nine temporary hit points as I suck the life out of this guy like a bendy straw.
And I'm gonna cast shield again for my third action because this guy kind of scares me a little bit.
All right. I'm trying to 1v1 a guy and he scares me a lot. So.
Alrighty.
[00:47:32] Speaker B: Yippee.
[00:47:33] Speaker D: Heart emoji.
That is my turn. Empiric feast and then shield.
[00:47:40] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:47:41] Speaker H: All right.
[00:47:45] Speaker C: It is his turn.
So, yeah, he sees what you're doing, and he is going to spend his first action to do chastising enforcement on the one that's laying in front of the fireplace.
Carry unsensruly in front of Grave Wings.
Oh, so he will at least remove the. The fear effect.
And then we'll attack you.
Now.
Does a 23 hit you?
You're muted.
Nile, does 23 hit you?
[00:48:37] Speaker D: Oh, I thought you said you did it. It doesn't. Because of the schism sealed.
[00:48:41] Speaker E: Yay.
[00:48:41] Speaker D: And I thought you said you did it. I'm like, I did do it.
[00:48:44] Speaker C: No, you were muted the entire time.
[00:48:46] Speaker D: Oh, no. Schism sealed.
[00:48:48] Speaker E: Saves a day.
[00:48:48] Speaker D: It's 24 right now with the shield spell. Thank God I chose to do that.
[00:48:53] Speaker C: Will take a second attack for even worse. So that does not hit.
[00:48:57] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. Doesn't he have to do the bleeding?
[00:49:00] Speaker C: He will at the end of his turn. It's the end of his turn.
Oh, yeah.
He is. He takes seven damage and I rolled a recovery check.
He does not recover.
[00:49:15] Speaker D: This guy's hemorrhaging on the floor and I'm just sitting here hiding behind a shield, fighting for my life.
[00:49:19] Speaker C: And it is now Grape Wing's turn.
[00:49:26] Speaker B: Alrighty.
I'm still hasted, right?
[00:49:31] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:49:32] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:49:32] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:49:33] Speaker B: Yeah. Because you don't need to sustain it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We literally just have this combo.
[00:49:37] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay.
The guy that I keep beating the out of on the floor, how's he looking? Pretty bad, I would hope.
[00:49:49] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:49:54] Speaker B: Alrighty then.
I'm gonna. I'm gonna 2 action elemental blast this guy because it will give me like a status bonus to my damage if I do it as a two action.
Okay.
28.
Yeah.
[00:50:29] Speaker C: 28.
Yeah.
That is going to hit that crit
[00:50:37] Speaker B: and I'm gonna make it electricity. Just. Just letting you know because that. That's. That's always fun.
[00:50:47] Speaker G: Okay.
[00:50:48] Speaker C: Plus,
[00:50:52] Speaker B: where is my stats? One second.
Yep. 1010. Electricity
[00:51:01] Speaker C: and electricity damage. All right. Yeah, still standing, but barely.
Damn.
A little bit more than 10 HP.
[00:51:12] Speaker B: Oh, boo. I was really hoping that we take him out.
Oh, I do. I know that Johnny's still like confused as and stuff like that, right?
[00:51:22] Speaker C: He is no longer confused, but he's still clumsy.
[00:51:25] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:51:26] Speaker C: Until Lou's turn.
[00:51:28] Speaker B: If I take a look at him, did he notice. Did he notice that I fully electrocuted a grown man?
[00:51:35] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:51:39] Speaker B: I look over and I point.
I don't think I have. I have something to Demoralize.
[00:51:46] Speaker E: Actually,
[00:51:49] Speaker B: I have. I. I've never used it, but I know I have it.
[00:51:52] Speaker E: I know I have it.
[00:51:58] Speaker B: Or maybe I don't have it anymore.
[00:52:00] Speaker E: I swear to God.
[00:52:01] Speaker B: He took it, but I guess not. Maybe it changed it when we did our level up.
Damn. I really thought I had one of those. I had like a something for Demoralize, but I guess I don't just go point at him. And I still have a free hit and one more whole ass action.
[00:52:28] Speaker C: So.
[00:52:33] Speaker B: Let's just. Let's just.
If he's really low, then Laurel, I can deal with him. I will move on to this next guy who probably has more health and I'll just. Flurry of blows.
[00:52:48] Speaker E: That guy.
[00:52:48] Speaker B: And then depending on what happens next, I will put my free action into.
24 for the first hit.
[00:53:03] Speaker C: 24 will hit.
[00:53:08] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Maybe is this 24 again? Because one second.
It totally is. Yeah, it's 24 again.
[00:53:21] Speaker C: I think you got both. Both well hit. Yes.
[00:53:25] Speaker B: I've been getting real lucky with these. Plus nine rolls, 28 total. And I think for flavor text, there's just going to be a lot more lightning showing up. Like not at big as the elemental blasts kind of make it look, but it's like there's sparks in the air and stuff like that.
These, these. These punches, like just these trickles of. Of lightning kind of just flowing through my body around whoever the I'm punching as well.
But it's all familiar to this.
It's. And that's on purpose?
[00:54:15] Speaker C: Yeah, as.
As we end the round.
[00:54:20] Speaker B: Oh, wait. I have a free action.
[00:54:21] Speaker C: You have a free action.
[00:54:22] Speaker B: I have a free action.
I'll just hit the other guy. I'll just hit the guy that's on the ground again, right? Why not?
[00:54:31] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:54:35] Speaker B: Oh, stunning on the Flurry guy.
[00:54:40] Speaker C: And it was the one that's closer to Johnny that you hit with the Flurry or the one in front of the fireplace.
[00:54:44] Speaker B: You have Flurry closer who's still standing.
[00:54:50] Speaker C: Yeah, he is.
He really hadn't taken much damage besides your first hit. That knocked him unconscious.
[00:55:00] Speaker B: But is he stunned?
[00:55:09] Speaker C: Yes.
That was a 19.
[00:55:11] Speaker B: We're landing these.
This is a really good day for me to not lie about my rolls. 23 on guy who is close to the fireplace on his butt.
[00:55:25] Speaker C: Yeah, that hits.
[00:55:30] Speaker B: What am I rolling again?
That's the wrong one.
[00:55:39] Speaker C: 1212. Okay. That is.
That is enough to take him out lethally or non lethally, however you want to do it.
[00:55:51] Speaker B: Non. I'm going to make it non.
[00:55:53] Speaker E: Lethal.
[00:55:54] Speaker B: It'll be up to when we clean up if it becomes lethal or. Or not.
[00:55:59] Speaker C: But
[00:56:03] Speaker B: I'm just bobbing and weaving, moving back and forth. Fighting two people at the same time.
That's literally. That's literally what is exactly happening. But all of my moves are very purposeful. They're a little bit more flashy than what maybe we as a group are used to. And that is very purposeful. I'm putting on a show air quotes.
[00:56:32] Speaker C: Yeah. As this round ends, Johnny sees this, calls out and says, glad to know you've made some new friends, Viper.
[00:56:50] Speaker B: I'm gonna put you back in the dirt.
[00:56:53] Speaker C: Oh, this would be nice to take another nap.
Last one didn't stick.
And I think that is where we're going to end the episode.
We have at least another round of combat ahead of us, and so take one to take us out.
[00:57:15] Speaker D: Thank you, everyone, for listening to a
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