Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Sam.
Waking up dreaming dark so long I cannot find meaning hold my hand let me stay by your side through this never ending night I can feel it now it holds me all the these demons always roam me in this red light because me he is reaching out consuming.
[00:01:29] Speaker B: Welcome back to I'm Aubrey, your gm. Also serving players to introduce themselves, who they are, who they're playing and then we'll get rolling into things.
[00:01:36] Speaker C: Hi, I'm Aki and I play the vigilante Grave Wing who is a Nagaji sylph, monk and kineticist. We both use she her pronouns.
Hello I am Faris she her and
[00:01:50] Speaker D: I play Aloha Tver. Also she her a bardic thaumaturge beast kin doing her best while juggling a family curse, falling in love and of course the end of the world.
[00:02:02] Speaker E: Hello I'm Dusty. I use they he pronouns. Name playing Eu formerly Moran, still a problem, just angrier now. They are blood hunter Nephilim problem just just trying to fix things even though it's all bad. They also use they he pronouns.
[00:02:27] Speaker F: Hello, I'm Sparlock and I play Alistair Whiskerfield, the great rat detective, arcane archer and wizard extraordinaire, the revolutionary firebrand, sworn enemy to the Scriabins and scourge of the bourgeoisie and master of Nicodemus Tower. We both use he him pronouns.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: Hi, I'm Tick. I use he she they pronouns. And today I'll be playing Niall who uses he they pronouns. He cooks, he cleans, he eats people and has an alien parasite living in his spine, slowly consuming him. What more could you ask for?
[00:03:01] Speaker G: Hi, I'm Alyssa. My pronouns are they, them and I play Laith Idrisi, the fourth Dampier, Dandy, rogue, failed matricide with a negative one constitution modifier. Laithe uses she any pronouns.
[00:03:15] Speaker B: So let's tell me what happened last time.
[00:03:17] Speaker A: We're all gonna die.
So last time on Goblets and Gaze, Yuri had some very hot and heavy handed sex with the RA that I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Yuri went with a disguised lathe as Clover to go talk to Johnny Rotten about a new business idea AKA Hey, I kind of just want to turn on these people because I'm waiting for them to backstab me, you know? Parentheses, lying parentheses not telling the truth parentheses trying to trick the trickster. And he bought us some good time and everything as he kind of talked as we evacuated everyone from the building and like started shopping. People at windows like hey, get out of here. We're about to Start throwing hands and knives and spells. You really don't want to be here for it.
[00:03:55] Speaker B: Just.
[00:03:55] Speaker A: So we started getting people out. We evacuated. And as Johnny made it down to the bar.
You know that video game where you have the option to glass someone and it seems nice and you slide them a glass? Johnny thought he was getting a nice glass. Yuri, like, hit him over the head with a glass essentially. And we triggered combat rolling into it as Johnny's goons started rolling up to beat the shit out of us. I'm just sitting here like a cute little guy doing nothing and they still want me dead, which is very sad. But everyone is fighting for their lives.
How much HP is at Leith at again?
[00:04:26] Speaker G: 25.
[00:04:27] Speaker A: Okay, how much is Lou at again?
Maybe 13.
Yeah, so that's kind of where we're going with it right now. Those are the better numbers, I think. Actually, no, I'm doing fine. I know about everyone else, but yeah, we are fighting for our life as it's the rat versus the let. Like the cooler rat, as in Alastor. We love Alistair the rat. We hate Johnny Rotten the rat, you know?
Yeah. Wait, is Johnny Rotten just Mickey Mouse?
[00:04:52] Speaker B: No.
[00:04:53] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:04:53] Speaker C: If Mickey Mouse was really into whoring.
[00:04:58] Speaker A: Don't worry about it.
[00:04:59] Speaker G: It is. That's what Steamboat Willie is about.
[00:05:04] Speaker B: So we're at the top of round three with Lou. You have one action.
[00:05:11] Speaker D: I would like to have a little sip of my chalice, please.
I don't remember if I can do more than a sip on one action.
[00:05:25] Speaker B: I think you can drain it as a one action, can't you?
[00:05:29] Speaker D: I don't remember. I'm trying to look that up actively as we speak. Oh, wait. The reason I don't want to drain it is because then nobody else can drain it.
[00:05:37] Speaker B: This is true.
[00:05:38] Speaker D: So we're going to have a. We're going to have a sip and we're going to pray for the best. And if it doesn't go well, I'm okay with that for reasons.
Okay, so that's gonna be.
We can do math.
[00:05:50] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:05:50] Speaker D: That's more than my. I have more temp HP than my current hp and that's a good and normal thing. And that sure is my turn.
[00:06:00] Speaker B: So it is Johnny's turn.
I don't believe Johnny has Yuri grappled. Correct.
[00:06:09] Speaker F: Yep.
[00:06:09] Speaker E: I'm currently immobilized.
[00:06:13] Speaker B: Oh, hey. Johnny is going to spend his first two actions to do something called quick stitch.
And requirements is they are currently grappling a creature.
And Yuri, I'm gonna need you to
[00:06:27] Speaker E: make a reflex save it seems rude and targeted. Aubrey.
[00:06:35] Speaker G: Romantically targeted.
[00:06:39] Speaker E: Bad reflex.
[00:06:41] Speaker F: Yes.
[00:06:44] Speaker E: I'm just double checking now. I only have the will save.
[00:06:48] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:06:49] Speaker A: Leave me alone.
[00:06:52] Speaker E: Nice.
I'm gonna use a hero point because I don't like this situation right off the bat.
[00:07:01] Speaker D: I think you're getting worse.
[00:07:03] Speaker A: What can I say?
[00:07:04] Speaker G: You're.
[00:07:04] Speaker E: What's it, Johnny25.
[00:07:09] Speaker A: Submit your body to Johnny.
[00:07:12] Speaker B: Going to be a failure.
So you are going to take.
You're going to take three piercing damage and then you're going to become enfeebled one as Johnny kind of stitches your arm together in a way that is making it hard to move. Yeah.
[00:07:38] Speaker E: As the beast form. How rude.
Look at reactions. I'm immobilized. I'm trying to read this.
I mean, they're attacking me. So, like, it's not like they're going, okay, so three and I'm enfeebled one.
[00:07:53] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:07:56] Speaker C: Is Johnny the rat from Cinderella. You know, Gus. Gus.
[00:08:03] Speaker E: No, the.
[00:08:06] Speaker C: What do you mean?
Where did he get.
Where did he get the needle?
Where did he get the thread?
[00:08:13] Speaker E: Well, we know where he get the needles.
[00:08:15] Speaker A: Yeah, we don't want to get the needles.
I mean, like, I will add this.
[00:08:20] Speaker C: I have so many questions.
[00:08:22] Speaker E: Are you doing anything else on their turn?
[00:08:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they.
They.
They will be, but because they've dealt with you, they're going to swing back towards Leith with their war razor.
[00:08:38] Speaker G: Dealt with right there.
[00:08:41] Speaker E: How dare they dealt with me?
[00:08:44] Speaker B: That's a 36 to hit life.
[00:08:47] Speaker G: I will nimble dodge so it does not crit.
[00:08:51] Speaker B: That is a 11 damage and that is the end of his turn.
And it'll bring us to the.
The goon who is right next to Lou.
Let's see what's going on here.
Yeah, he is going to spend his first action to use the chastising enforcement on Johnny to try to get rid of that fear level.
That is going to be a success. So Johnny's fear will go away and is going to attack you. Lou, with their sword.
Does a 23 hit.
[00:09:37] Speaker D: Oh, wait, 23.
[00:09:39] Speaker B: 23.
[00:09:40] Speaker C: No.
[00:09:41] Speaker B: Get out of here. All right, and then they're going to try one more time.
That's even worse with a 15.
All right. And that'll come to the end of his turn and will bring us to Alistair.
[00:09:56] Speaker F: Yep, yep, yep. Good, good. My. My voice is on.
All right, so I will take a look at Johnny and attempt to devise a stratagem
[00:10:08] Speaker B: 11.
[00:10:12] Speaker F: Yes. Okay.
I think a 28 may actually do it.
All right, so I'm going to grab a short bow And I ape, like, infuse it with intention.
I. I don't know. I'll make some weird hand things as I am going to use the three action activity to do an eldritch shot.
So that is going to be
[00:10:53] Speaker B: roll.
[00:10:55] Speaker F: So first, the short bow shots.
28 to hit.
[00:11:04] Speaker B: Will hit four. Unfortunately, it will not because he will use his reaction to nimble dodge.
[00:11:10] Speaker C: No.
[00:11:11] Speaker G: Only good guys can do that.
[00:11:13] Speaker F: It will use his reaction to nimble dodge. No.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: Thus pushing his AC up to 30.
[00:11:20] Speaker F: I was being so cool too.
All right, so I spend a shot on telekinetic maneuver to attempt to reposition him, but it misses apparently single tier.
That's not something I knew he could do. So I'll be able to take that into account next time, and that will be my turn.
[00:11:47] Speaker B: Okay, Laith, this is now your turn.
[00:11:50] Speaker G: Laith is going to wipe the Johnny Slobber off of her face and do a quick battle medicine. I can do a higher DC for battle medicine too.
[00:12:00] Speaker C: Right.
[00:12:01] Speaker B: As long as you're.
I'm an expert. You're an expert. So, yeah, you can do the. The DC20.
[00:12:07] Speaker G: That is what I will do.
[00:12:10] Speaker B: Oof.
[00:12:11] Speaker G: I barely passed that. But I did.
So I will heal a little bit, and then I will just stab him. I'm just gonna stab him.
[00:12:27] Speaker B: No, it's fair.
[00:12:29] Speaker G: We're flanking, so I don't need to faint. I'm just gonna stab.
35 to hit.
[00:12:38] Speaker B: 35 will hit. Not great
[00:12:42] Speaker G: for 17 damage.
And I will follow it up by stabbing him again.
29.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: 29 also hit.
[00:12:56] Speaker A: Sorry.
[00:12:56] Speaker G: There was subtraction in there too, so it took a little longer for 15 damage.
And that is my turn as I just.
Yeah.
Do some stabs.
[00:13:13] Speaker B: Stabby stab.
And that'll bring us to Yuri.
Question.
[00:13:22] Speaker D: Did my condition go away because we upgraded Foundry or because it went away? Because my turn ended up.
[00:13:29] Speaker B: It went away because your turn ended. Okay.
[00:13:32] Speaker D: Both of them vanished, so I thought it was only one at a time, so I wanted to check.
[00:13:35] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:13:36] Speaker C: Sweet.
[00:13:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Both of them. It's essentially, it takes however many actions your stun value is.
So theoretically, you could be stunned four or five and not be able to do anything for multiple turns.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
[00:13:50] Speaker D: I thought it was, like, frightened where it goes down by one every round.
[00:13:53] Speaker A: Now.
[00:13:57] Speaker E: I'm just can't use actions. I used a move trait.
So I'm grabbed, but I could still attack them, so I'm gonna do that.
So first is going to be a jaw trunk.
That is going to be 28.
[00:14:18] Speaker B: 28. 28 will hit.
Cool.
[00:14:23] Speaker E: This is silver, by the way.
Oh, I have all these D10s out because of vampire. I was like, why?
Oh, that is going to be
[00:14:38] Speaker B: 14.
[00:14:40] Speaker E: 17 piercing silver damage.
[00:14:46] Speaker B: Right.
[00:14:49] Speaker E: That was a jaw attack. So I'm just gonna preemptively roll my fortitude for you, Aubrey.
[00:14:53] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:14:56] Speaker E: So does a 19 do well?
[00:15:02] Speaker B: You certainly become sick in one.
For anything else, we'll check in about a moon cycle.
[00:15:10] Speaker E: Jesus Christ.
At second condition.
Oh, so many numbers are red on my screen. That's weird.
All right, I'm going to attempt to.
No, I don't have really.
Stag mode is purely for attacking, so I'm just going to go back again.
That is 18 on the dice, so I could do math. Plus 15, which is 32, minus 5, which is 27.
[00:15:50] Speaker B: 32 minus 5. 27. 27 will not hit even if they're off guard.
They're not currently off guard.
[00:16:01] Speaker E: Oh, I thought they were.
[00:16:04] Speaker B: They are not here.
You are not flanking them.
[00:16:08] Speaker E: Oh, that's okay. That's not.
[00:16:12] Speaker G: Yeah, that's a goon. Negative. Not a goon. Positive
[00:16:18] Speaker E: says. Are you calling le now?
[00:16:22] Speaker G: No, it's what I'm calling the muscle next to her. She doesn't need to goon anymore. She is.
[00:16:33] Speaker E: I'm just going to attack with my last. I'm gonna use a claw attack this time because they have the agile trait.
So it's only a minus 8, and that's on that 20, which means that is 35 minus 8, which would be 27 again. But it's a crit. So does that mean it's just normal damage?
[00:17:01] Speaker B: If it hits, it's a crit because it's a Nat20.
[00:17:04] Speaker E: Oh, you're right.
So this is going to be D6s.
Do I get any cool stuff?
[00:17:17] Speaker B: So the card is called Overreaction.
It is normal damage, but the target triggers reactions as it just used a move action. And it is also off guard until the end of its next turn.
[00:17:31] Speaker E: That's great.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: I don't know if anybody around you has movement actions as like reactions for movement actions.
[00:17:36] Speaker E: Does Lee?
[00:17:39] Speaker G: I don't think so.
[00:17:41] Speaker E: I see.
Does. Does Gramps?
[00:17:46] Speaker B: No.
Oh, nothing that I would like.
[00:17:51] Speaker E: I would. I have my reaction. Right.
So could I do that and attack? Do you use my attack of opportunity?
[00:17:59] Speaker B: Yeah, you could, yeah.
[00:18:01] Speaker E: All right, now do that. So let me do this damage first.
[00:18:04] Speaker B: Still silver. Yeah, still normal damage, but he'll also be considered off guard until the end of next turn.
[00:18:09] Speaker E: Sick. So that is nine plus three slashing. So 12 silver slashing.
[00:18:22] Speaker B: Okay, then let's use.
[00:18:25] Speaker E: Because my reaction is on my turn. Am I getting mapped for it?
[00:18:33] Speaker B: I'll say no.
[00:18:36] Speaker E: Okay,
[00:18:39] Speaker B: that makes sense.
[00:18:43] Speaker E: That is math.
29. Because no matter.
[00:18:49] Speaker B: 29, 29, 29 will hit.
[00:18:52] Speaker E: That is going to be 11 more slashing silver damage.
[00:18:56] Speaker B: All right. Yeah. Johnny is not looking great, but he's holding on for now.
[00:19:01] Speaker E: Free action to
[00:19:04] Speaker G: guess him.
[00:19:07] Speaker B: No,
[00:19:09] Speaker E: I was gonna say something else, but they would like it. So actually reaction just move on for my turn.
[00:19:20] Speaker B: It is now Lorelei's turn.
She will spend her first action to stand from prone.
And the one in front of you is dead. I don't know why it doesn't have a little skull on its thing anymore. So I'll just fade the token moves up 25ft sort of right next to Alistar like heading towards Lou and is going to use a throwing knife on the one that's attacking Lou.
Alright, that is going to hit.
So you watch as the the other one gets the one that's attacking you. Lou gets stabbed with a throwing knife.
All right. And now we come to the one that is right next to Leith.
Let's see. He is going to use chess as an enforcement on the one that's right next to you. Lou, who is frightened to try to reduce his frightened level unsuccessfully and is going to strike at you, Laith.
And I don't think a 27 will hit.
[00:20:35] Speaker G: Do I get my reactions back or
[00:20:38] Speaker B: is it top of round turn? Top of turn.
[00:20:43] Speaker G: Okay, then I will nimble dodge because it would in fact hit.
[00:20:50] Speaker B: And we'll just try one more time.
Yeah, that's gonna be even worse with a 19.
[00:20:57] Speaker G: That one does not hit.
[00:21:00] Speaker B: All right. And it's now the kun that's right next to you graveling. They're gonna spend their first action to stand up and not learning from any of their mistakes. Previously. Swing a sword at you.
[00:21:15] Speaker C: I'm pretty sure I used my reaction last time so I don't have it again.
[00:21:20] Speaker B: Yeah, you used it to the one in front of you.
[00:21:22] Speaker C: Yeah, I was like. I was like. I'm pretty sure I got one already. So I no longer. I don't have it yet.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: But things seem to be turning out better for him this time because it's a 30 on the dice that should hit for 19 damage.
And for their last action, they're going to create an opening sort of try to corral you with their shield.
So attacks that try to hit you next turn until the end of his next turn will get. You'll be Essentially considered off guard to the next attack.
Okay, it is now Vittorio's turn.
And let's see. Victoria used his spell strike last turn so he would need to spend an extra to recharge that or do something else.
He is going to start off with an athletics to attempt to trick Johnny.
Yes, that is going to be successful. So Johnny will be broke.
I was following up with no God. My dice have.
My dice were all about twenties of ones last time. Now it's all about just like what if we give you single digits? So unfortunately his two attacks will unfortunately miss.
Hey Niall, it's not your turn.
[00:22:48] Speaker A: How rough is the guy that's been assaulting me looking right now?
[00:22:51] Speaker B: Really not that rough.
[00:22:53] Speaker A: Oh God, I gotta keep trying to kill him then. Okay, I only have so many spell slots unfortunately, so. So I guess you're getting a second level ink shot to the face.
We haven't done shit with hero points yet. I think I'd like to use my one only hero point to not roll a 19.
Oh, thanks.
I got a five and then a six. I think your dice are also doing the same thing that my dice are doing which is so fun. So cutesy.
Does a 20 hit?
[00:23:30] Speaker B: No.
[00:23:31] Speaker A: Okay, can I use my third action to just step like the non attack opportunity step?
[00:23:36] Speaker B: Yeah, you can take a five foot step.
[00:23:38] Speaker A: I'd like to step a little bit away from this guy because I don't want to be fighting this fight. And then I see the other guy behind the pole that's fighting Lu and I'm like oh.
And that is my turn.
[00:23:47] Speaker B: Okay, it's unfortunately it's the guy that's right behind you turn exactly following yours and we'll take a five foot step to be in melee range with you.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: Leave me alone. I'm just a little guy.
[00:24:04] Speaker B: And that is a 28 to hit you.
[00:24:06] Speaker A: 20. So 28 does hit me. It's a normal hit.
[00:24:09] Speaker B: Yep. And that'll be 15 damage.
[00:24:12] Speaker A: Okay, Aubrey, I have a question for you. Hold on. I have to take my temp HP out to the, out to the washers.
How much damage you say? 15.
[00:24:22] Speaker B: 15.
[00:24:23] Speaker A: Okay, so 64. I have to do weird math. Okay, can I go.
I used, I used the spell react last time so it's already bleeding. Can I use true face and just jump scare every single person within like a a very specific radius of me.
I'm gonna use that as my reaction.
I love having reactions.
[00:24:50] Speaker B: So Lorelei, Alistair, the one behind the pillar and the one in front of you will all have to make will saves yeah.
[00:24:58] Speaker A: I'm sorry to everyone around me. I am. I'm. This thing is coming out on its own volition.
Put me at third rank. Okay, whatever. It's marked as for some reason, a third level sky spell. And I'm like.
[00:25:11] Speaker B: Because it's a. It's a focus spell, so it automatically heightens to whatever your highest spell level is.
[00:25:16] Speaker A: Okay, well, the D.C. i guess is 24 to save against Will. So please be not scared of me. I'm not very scary guys.
I'm scared of the other guys, though. I'm scared of the bad guys.
[00:25:28] Speaker G: So do we have to roll too,
[00:25:29] Speaker B: or it's just Alistair will have to roll.
[00:25:33] Speaker F: Come on. Crit fail you because it'd be funny.
[00:25:40] Speaker G: I feel like if the mouse crit fails, then schism will just eat him out of reaction.
Just that good snake instinct.
[00:25:49] Speaker F: What did you say the DC was again?
[00:25:52] Speaker A: 24. Please say you beat a 24.
[00:25:55] Speaker F: You know, I'm gonna take the 18 because it's funny.
[00:26:00] Speaker B: Everyone who failed will become frightened too.
[00:26:06] Speaker A: And it can't go below frightened one while I am conscious.
[00:26:13] Speaker F: One of those things. Okay. Maybe I will use the.
[00:26:16] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe.
[00:26:22] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:26:23] Speaker F: Re roll and keep the new result.
[00:26:25] Speaker A: It would be funny you say.
[00:26:28] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:26:30] Speaker F: So that is. You said 26, right?
[00:26:32] Speaker A: 24.
[00:26:34] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:26:35] Speaker F: It's still a fail. It was almost.
[00:26:36] Speaker A: Why are you celebrating a failure?
[00:26:39] Speaker F: Because I think it's funny.
But I.
I tried for the good of the group because it's. Until you're unconscious.
[00:26:51] Speaker A: But honestly, it's probably a Nile jump scare reaction because Bro is not built for combat. Bro is built for not doing this. Everyone's getting scared. I'm sorry.
How will Lorelei and the guards do both?
[00:27:05] Speaker B: Guards failed. Lorelei succeeded.
[00:27:07] Speaker D: Yippee.
[00:27:08] Speaker A: So Lorelei is only frightened one and the guards are frightened too and cannot go below frightened one while I am conscious.
That is my reaction.
[00:27:16] Speaker B: Yeah. And that'll bring us to graveling.
[00:27:20] Speaker E: Well.
[00:27:23] Speaker C: Okay. Well, I still gotta deal with the guy in front of me.
I have a question though, about his weird shield corralling thing.
Does that go away if he drops or is that just like no matter what? Like it's just a. Until the end of his. His turn or whatever
[00:27:50] Speaker B: it is. It would be until the. The. The end of his next turn. But it's only for the first attack that comes at you.
[00:27:56] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Okay, good.
Yeah. I just want to double check because I'm like, if I. If I like down him, does that stay or not? That's. That's all.
All right. He let's let's.
[00:28:10] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:28:11] Speaker C: Get down to business.
Damn.
All the karaoke songs is stuck in my head. Not going to lie.
[00:28:21] Speaker F: Defeat the Huns. Hey, it works with our twink.
[00:28:26] Speaker C: The twink wishes he were the Huns.
[00:28:30] Speaker B: The Defeat the twink.
[00:28:32] Speaker C: Defeat the hoes.
Derogatory.
See, I had a plan, but then my plan changed and then I just simply did not choose to think of another plan during the entire round.
That's, that's my bad. But you know, it's pretty straightforward. I'm just gonna hit him a bunch.
So let's maybe let's.
I think what I'll do is I will mix maneuver him and then flurry of blows.
Okay. Yeah. So what I'm gonna do is I am going to try and I'm gonna definitely try to trip him so he falls on his bum.
So yeah, shove and trip. So basically I'm just pushing this guy on, on his ass. I'd like him to be pushed closer to the group.
Like we're up roughly there. If it goes 10, then that's even better. But that's just, you know, so that way I'm a little bit better positioned and if I need to run in, I can kind of. I mean I could already run around, but it's just better positioning.
And with mixed maneuver, the multi attack penalty does not get applied until after I'm done.
It is two actions though, and then I will one action flurry of blows and see what happens. I'm still hasted, right?
Am I still hasted Tick?
[00:30:11] Speaker A: Yes, unless I don't need to focus on it. So yeah, you should be still hasted, right?
[00:30:15] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:30:16] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:30:16] Speaker C: I don't think I'm gonna get the shove, but I think for, for sure I'm getting the trip. Cuz it was like a 37 to trip him, but a 26 to shove him.
[00:30:26] Speaker B: Both of them will succeed.
[00:30:27] Speaker C: Oh, eat, eat my ass.
I, I see what he's doing if he has his shield up, so I just like
[00:30:41] Speaker B: him in.
[00:30:42] Speaker C: Yeah, here, one second.
There you go.
So I, I see what he's doing with his shield and I just start kind of. He's corralling me. I'm corralling him. Okay. I just start like, I think I just run up and jump on the shield to push him back. So I'm, I'm back in my place. But the, the sheer force of like my weight and whatnot pushes him and then knocks him over.
He's 10ft now. Well, I have the. I'm hasted so I, I can Move for free with the stride. Right. So I'm, I'll. I'll make sure I can step in to get back within, like, range. And then I'm gonna just start flurry of blowing him for flurry of blowing him. Flurry,
[00:31:31] Speaker B: huh?
[00:31:35] Speaker C: Damn.
[00:31:36] Speaker G: Right in front of Lorelei and Victoria.
[00:31:39] Speaker C: They know what they're getting up, so I'll say, too. I don't.
Do you see the state of this bar?
You think salads are served here?
[00:31:49] Speaker E: Well, it is a brothel.
[00:31:51] Speaker C: They. They'll do. They'll be like, yeah, yeah, we got vegetarian. We just cook all the meats and the vegetables in the exact same pan, and then we separate them.
That's okay, right?
That's all right. That's not violating anything.
In fact, you'll be like, damn the salads in this place.
[00:32:09] Speaker A: Bomb.
[00:32:10] Speaker E: So how's that blowing going?
[00:32:14] Speaker C: I. I don't know, actually.
I, I, I thought I rolled, and I didn't.
Or I did and landed on the same one. I don't know. I'm just going to re.
[00:32:24] Speaker B: Roll.
[00:32:25] Speaker C: Who gives a do 24 for the first attack?
[00:32:35] Speaker B: 24. 24 will hit.
[00:32:43] Speaker C: Should I use the hero point now?
[00:32:46] Speaker B: That's up to you.
[00:32:49] Speaker C: In theory, we're going to get one back. So I'll just use it now because I don't like that number that I got.
Okay, that's a better number.
23.
[00:33:02] Speaker B: 23. That will also hit.
[00:33:05] Speaker C: Good, good.
And the damage will be for a total of 23 points of bludgeoning, probably.
And also stunning. I'm gonna try and stun him.
[00:33:25] Speaker B: That is a 31.
[00:33:27] Speaker C: Yeah. That. He'll be fine. My, my DC is 24, so. Yeah, I think that's it. I think that's my. My whole turn.
Yeah. And he's on his bum, so when he. When he gets back up, I get a free. I get to make an attack on opportunity again. So. Yeah, we're good.
Just start wailing on him.
[00:33:51] Speaker B: Hey. And that'll bring us to the top of the round with Lou.
[00:33:56] Speaker D: It is typically an action to stand, right?
[00:33:59] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:34:00] Speaker D: Okay.
I'm gonna make him spend hopefully at least two actions doing Nonsense. We'll see how successfully this goes.
Gotcha.
[00:34:11] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:34:11] Speaker D: Yeah. I'm casting Asia's cage, and I need a reflex save from you. This suggested it first slave attacks, but we don't need that
[00:34:25] Speaker B: 27.
That is a 27 on a reflex.
[00:34:30] Speaker D: I assume that's a success.
[00:34:32] Speaker B: Ding.
Okay.
[00:34:35] Speaker D: It was a nice try.
Okay. I can't do anything about that, so I'm going to I can't see him because he's behind the bar. Correct?
[00:34:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
[00:34:44] Speaker D: Then I'm going to stab this guy standing next to me and ruining my life.
[00:34:49] Speaker B: No, I'm not.
[00:34:53] Speaker D: That's my turn. I rolled a two.
[00:35:01] Speaker B: Hip wealthy.
It is now Johnny's turn.
[00:35:08] Speaker E: Does he still have me grabbed?
[00:35:11] Speaker B: I will say because he is now prone. No, he does not have you grabbed.
[00:35:15] Speaker E: Get.
[00:35:21] Speaker B: So you are no longer grabbed. And Johnny is going to spend an action to stand my end then is just going to turn towards Le. Seeing Le is the most wounded one and is going to deliver a strike.
[00:35:38] Speaker G: He doesn't have to do that.
[00:35:41] Speaker B: He wants to for a 39 that'll crit.
[00:35:49] Speaker D: It won't help but I want to ring my bell about won't reduce it, but at least it might ruin his day a little bit.
[00:35:57] Speaker B: Okay, ring your bell. What do you need from me?
Is it a will save?
[00:36:02] Speaker C: It's.
[00:36:03] Speaker D: I need a will save.
[00:36:08] Speaker B: It is a natural 20 for 39.
[00:36:11] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:36:12] Speaker E: It's cool.
[00:36:12] Speaker D: It's fine.
[00:36:18] Speaker B: And so that is going to be 26 damage to late and still up.
And since hit you with the war razor is going to use the bloody wounds action and you are going to take.
One D6 plus two persistent bleed damage.
That will be his action.
So we're down to the the goon that's on Alouette. The goon that's on the Aloha. It's going to spend their first action to do chastising enforcement on the one that's behind Nile to try to get rid of their fear condition.
And that will take it down 1.
[00:37:08] Speaker C: I like that they're just yelling at each other from across the room.
[00:37:11] Speaker B: And then it's just like what the
[00:37:13] Speaker C: are you doing, Jimmy?
[00:37:15] Speaker B: Pretty much. So there's a 30 to strike, Lou.
[00:37:19] Speaker A: Come on, Jimmy. We're not being paid enough for this. We're not being paid at all, Bob.
[00:37:25] Speaker B: Lou, does a 30 hit you?
[00:37:29] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:37:30] Speaker C: Why can't you ring your bell at this, huh? Why can't you ever ring your bell for yourself? It's only in your hand.
[00:37:37] Speaker D: I can only do it once and I already did it.
[00:37:42] Speaker B: So this is 10 damage. He rolled minimum damage.
[00:37:44] Speaker D: I never think of it when I'm
[00:37:45] Speaker C: getting hit
[00:37:47] Speaker B: and is just going to follow up with one more attack.
That's gonna be a no. That's a nat one for an 11.
The second attack was a nat one for an 11.
Yeah, for an 11. So his critical hit, his critical like miscard is called this sword is heavy.
The target Is now fatigued.
[00:38:11] Speaker D: Yeah, he's been swinging it so much.
[00:38:15] Speaker B: Ha.
[00:38:16] Speaker D: That's what you.
[00:38:17] Speaker B: Ow.
[00:38:17] Speaker D: That's what you get, buddy.
Maybe stop swinging it and you won't be so tired.
Maybe beef up a little bit and this wouldn't be a problem.
Maybe work out once in a while. Stop skipping arm day.
Get good. You ever met Demisa? She could bench press you.
[00:38:36] Speaker B: Alistair, it is not your turn.
[00:38:39] Speaker F: Yep, yep, yep. All right. So first up, of course I'm going to devise a stratagem on our local twink.
That 15. That's a pretty good strategem.
[00:38:55] Speaker B: It's a pretty good strategem indeed.
[00:38:58] Speaker F: But I'm not going to do my three action attack because first I'm going to look over at Leith and think really hard about burning you for one damage so that you can make.
Yeah. As you recall, you get to make the flat check for the bleeding with the lower. DC for exceptionally health.
Helpful help as the cauterize wounds. Works on you.
[00:39:38] Speaker G: I failed and used a hero point and succeeded.
[00:39:42] Speaker A: I was not gonna say I failed again. I'd be like fuck yeah, Leif.
[00:39:46] Speaker B: All right.
[00:39:47] Speaker F: But I will go ahead and at my frightened. And two, use my roll. So that is a 30.
[00:39:57] Speaker B: 30 will hit.
[00:39:59] Speaker F: Okay.
419 piercing damage.
[00:40:07] Speaker B: All right.
It. He. He takes some damage. He's. He's still standing, but barely unfortunately because your arrows aren't like considered silver. They're. They don't do as much damage.
[00:40:21] Speaker F: Yeah, I figured I got one action left.
You know, nobody's attacking me, so I will go ahead. I'll just take another pot shot at a plus 10 with.
With the frightened and everything. And that is a natural one.
Oh, do we have a critical fumble deck?
[00:40:52] Speaker B: You. We do. Your. Your card is called pinch a finger. You take 1d6 bleed damage.
[00:41:02] Speaker F: Is that persistently damage?
[00:41:05] Speaker B: Yes, it is.
[00:41:08] Speaker F: Okay, So I need one D6.
[00:41:11] Speaker B: You're gonna take two and then you're gonna have to roll that DC15 recovery check.
[00:41:17] Speaker F: And that is a two on the recovery check. Yeah, I'll get to burn myself next turn, so.
[00:41:24] Speaker B: Whee.
[00:41:27] Speaker F: That will be my turn.
[00:41:29] Speaker B: That'll bring us to Leith.
[00:41:33] Speaker G: Yeah, Leith is gonna going to faint at Johnny and then dance out of the way.
[00:41:42] Speaker D: Yikes.
[00:41:43] Speaker G: That is only a 26 on fainting versus his perception DC.
[00:41:55] Speaker B: That is not going to be a success.
[00:41:59] Speaker G: Alas.
I can still step, so I will still get out of the way.
And then I am going to get out my whip and whip in.
36 to hit.
[00:42:23] Speaker B: 36 to hit. We'll hit. And. And because of the critical hit critical hit card that Yuri got, he is off guard. So that makes it a critical hit with the whip.
[00:42:37] Speaker G: Hell yeah.
That is an 18 doubled is 36.
[00:42:44] Speaker B: 36.
I guess the question is now is how does this look?
[00:42:54] Speaker G: Okay, so Leith was going to step on him when he was on the ground. Unfortunately, he got up before she could do that, so I think she just whips him right between the legs real hard and he falls and he's dead.
[00:43:13] Speaker C: Smack the pee pee right off.
[00:43:16] Speaker E: No dignity in life, no dignity in death.
[00:43:19] Speaker A: Is it a free action to turn around and go, whoa, big little fist pump like. Oh,
[00:43:26] Speaker B: maybe.
But I think you have one more action.
[00:43:35] Speaker G: I will activate my gloves to do a little healing heal on myself.
Yeah,
[00:43:47] Speaker B: All Yuri, this will bring us to you.
[00:43:51] Speaker E: Since Johnny is dead, I would like to use an attempt action to get rid of my sickness.
[00:44:01] Speaker B: You are not in fact down with this sickness.
[00:44:04] Speaker E: Thank goodness.
It's a fortitude save.
[00:44:07] Speaker B: Yes,
[00:44:11] Speaker C: well,
[00:44:13] Speaker E: thanks, cousin Dice. I was a Nat20. I guess to not be sick or
[00:44:22] Speaker B: to actually be sick too, you know, just vomit up on the floor, all
[00:44:27] Speaker E: over Johnny, all over his corpse as the stag monster, which was probably an equal, like an extra measure of gross.
Well, there's just this guy over here, so I'm going to use one action to get in their zone.
And this would have been helpful if I read my sheet earlier. I forgot my jaw attack has grapple trait on it.
I don't want to grapple this one, but I've been useful for chop. But I'm just going to chomp, chomp down.
That is math.
32.
[00:45:15] Speaker B: 32. 32 will be a critical hit.
[00:45:20] Speaker E: Hell yeah. This is more chopping.
So is that just. Damn. Oh, this is going to be 19 piercing silver doubled.
So 38
[00:45:44] Speaker B: big hornkin chunk out of the shoulder.
[00:45:48] Speaker E: Yeah, and Yuri spits it out because this, the stack form has no decorum.
Well, that's when they die.
That's all I'm gonna say about that. That's my turn.
[00:46:10] Speaker B: Hey, Lorelai is going to spend another movement action to come help Louis and we'll stab this guy with her sword.
That is going to be a success. And she will get her sneak attack because he is and will do a second attack with her, which will also hit and deal sneak attack damage.
Oh yeah. She slides in, hits two attacks off real quick, and then.
Yeah. No, Yuri, it's now the.
The goon you're up against, who is is just gonna wildly swing at you three times.
Or maybe not, because that was just a natural one. We'll see what happens.
[00:47:09] Speaker E: Yeah, that's right.
[00:47:13] Speaker B: This card is called Whiff. You hit yourself instead of the target.
Hell yeah.
[00:47:17] Speaker E: The Yurido Special.
I shouldn't be saying it that excitedly. However.
[00:47:25] Speaker B: He hits himself in the face for 21 damage.
But it's still going to attempt to try and hit you.
It is going to be a 28 to hit you.
[00:47:40] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah.
Still hits
[00:47:46] Speaker B: for 14 damage. And spend his last action to raise his shield.
[00:47:51] Speaker E: Raising his shield and interact action.
[00:47:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:47:57] Speaker E: No. Okay, okay. I'm just trying.
I'm getting close to half health, but I'm not there yet. So that's a new one.
[00:48:07] Speaker B: Right?
So, Grave Wing, the one that's in front of you, it's now its turn. It's going to attempt to stand up. I'm pretty sure you don't want that. Nope.
[00:48:15] Speaker C: He's getting kicked or worse.
Sorry, I'm looking. I should. There it is. Okay, I think that's a. One second.
[00:48:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:48:38] Speaker C: 24.
[00:48:40] Speaker B: Yeah, 24. 24 is going to hit
[00:48:46] Speaker C: for 12 Damies.
[00:48:51] Speaker B: Doesn't stop his movement, but he
[00:48:56] Speaker C: does
[00:48:56] Speaker B: stand for an action.
And he is going to attempt a. A trip on you.
[00:49:06] Speaker C: Oh, how the tables have tabled.
[00:49:08] Speaker B: Tables have tabled.
I don't think that's going to be a success at a 21.
[00:49:14] Speaker C: I don't think so either, but.
[00:49:15] Speaker F: What?
[00:49:15] Speaker B: Fortitude save. Fortitude.
[00:49:17] Speaker C: Fortitude.
[00:49:18] Speaker B: Fortitude save.
[00:49:19] Speaker C: Fortitude save.
Yeah, there. Yeah. That doesn't. That's not. Not successful.
[00:49:24] Speaker B: Right? And then he's just going to attempt to hit you with the sword.
That one he might be successful with with a 30.
[00:49:31] Speaker G: Yes, yes.
[00:49:35] Speaker B: I. For 18 damage.
And it is now Victoria's turn.
And. And Vittorio spins one movement action to come over and assist you graveling.
Putting him into flank. And will use his. Use his other two actions to cast ignition as a melee attack against this guy.
That's gonna be a.
Yep. That's be gonna be a critical success with the 19 on the dice.
[00:50:15] Speaker C: Oh, poor Pei.
This is not. This has not been his combat. I mean la. Last last session he did something.
[00:50:23] Speaker B: He just got a critical hit.
[00:50:25] Speaker C: Oh, I thought critical save. Never mind.
[00:50:27] Speaker A: Peaw.
[00:50:28] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:50:28] Speaker A: Please stop praying for my grandpa. You become too strong. He's escaped the old building.
[00:50:35] Speaker C: I like how you turned to gibberish after that.
[00:50:38] Speaker E: He technically did escape the old people's building with our help.
[00:50:43] Speaker C: I was gonna say with that. With the help of his super great grandchildren.
[00:50:50] Speaker A: Oh, they're great already.
[00:50:51] Speaker B: So, Grave Wing, you watch as with burning claws, he burns his way through this man's chest, leaving a corpse.
[00:51:01] Speaker C: I look at it, just give him a nod.
I look like the shrug emoji but like less like neutral about it. Like no, that's like.
[00:51:11] Speaker B: Ah.
[00:51:12] Speaker C: Okay, you did it.
[00:51:13] Speaker B: N. It's not your turn.
[00:51:17] Speaker A: I love how everyone's doing the epic boss fight. I'm fighting this one guy and I'm losing. Wait, wasn't that guy supposed to bleed last? No, he'll bleed this turn.
[00:51:23] Speaker B: He did.
[00:51:24] Speaker A: Oh, he did. Perfect. Wonderful.
[00:51:27] Speaker B: You were just. You were just chatting so I just rolled his stuff. He took damage and he's still bleeding.
[00:51:32] Speaker A: Okay, gotcha. I was about to re bleed him again. I have so many ways to make people bleed ethically.
Honestly, I think looking at my gable spell shots, another second level ink shot's a good idea.
As a treat, you know.
Yes, I'd like to roll it, please. Thank you. As a treat.
I don't think I have any more hero points. That's a 24.
[00:52:00] Speaker B: 24. 24 will hit.
[00:52:05] Speaker A: I love getting to hit things with wonderful thing.
Let's roll some damage. O. I got dangerous sorcery too.
Why are you. Okay, let's roll this.
It's not bad. That's 18 damage. And he got some ink in his eyes.
He is dazzled for one round. And he takes 18 poison.
And for my next trick, I'm gonna take a five foot step over here to Alistar Alistair. This guy keeps trying to kill me.
That is my turn.
Just keep ink shotting and leaving. Ink shotting and leaving. That's my plan.
[00:52:46] Speaker B: It is now his turn. Yeah, he's gonna just. We're gonna keep following.
[00:52:51] Speaker A: Leave me alone.
[00:52:56] Speaker B: So that is a natural 20 for a 35 and succeeded on his flat check.
[00:53:02] Speaker A: Leave me alone.
Fine, you can crit me.
[00:53:05] Speaker C: I guess this really is twink death. The episode.
[00:53:09] Speaker A: Okay, I'm running out of reactions.
I don't have any more reactions here. All right, just tell me the damage.
[00:53:20] Speaker B: Well, this. This one is called rupture abdominal cavity.
[00:53:24] Speaker A: How do you have an abdominal cavity? It's a mouth.
[00:53:27] Speaker B: Yeah, well, it's ruptured now and you're taking triple damage and you're now fatigued.
[00:53:32] Speaker A: Okay, much is triple damage.
[00:53:36] Speaker B: I gotta do math.
[00:53:38] Speaker C: Oh, no.
[00:53:42] Speaker B: So that is going to be 52 damage.
[00:53:47] Speaker A: Okay, had to do math.
I'm still standing but. Oh my God.
[00:53:56] Speaker B: And he's just gonna follow up with
[00:53:58] Speaker C: one more attack
[00:54:02] Speaker B: for. Does a 21 hit you?
[00:54:06] Speaker A: Oh my God. No it doesn't. My AC while fatigued is 22
[00:54:13] Speaker B: and you live to do your spells another day. And that'll bring us back to craving.
[00:54:20] Speaker C: Alrighty, I see that the party twink is about to die. So I'm gonna use my. My flower free movement to just stride up all the way there to that. That guy that has been beating the shadow Nile so I can go beat the shadow of him.
Let's go for flurry of blows.
Actually, wait, where we're at, is that considered flanked or should I move a little bit more?
Is this guy off guard, Aubrey?
[00:54:58] Speaker B: He is not.
[00:55:01] Speaker C: Should I move a little bit like around you?
[00:55:03] Speaker B: You can. You can move five, five more feet if you have the movement speed and then. Yeah, he's off guard now.
[00:55:09] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay, good. I just want to double check getting him off guard and then we're gonna flurry a blows slash stunning strike and see where he's at in life.
And hopefully it will be unlife.
I think that's a 36.
One second, one second, one second. Don't quote me. Yeah, 36 for the first hit.
[00:55:39] Speaker B: 36 yet. 36 is going to be a critical hit.
[00:55:46] Speaker C: And 29 for the second hit.
[00:55:50] Speaker B: 29 will also still hit. Just a regular hit.
[00:55:53] Speaker C: Okay, I'll roll both dammies for you.
Oh my.
38 total.
[00:56:10] Speaker B: 38.
Yeah.
[00:56:16] Speaker C: Just dead flies up on the screen.
[00:56:18] Speaker B: Yep, yep. He's. He is no longer among the living. You have sent him to the afterlife.
[00:56:24] Speaker C: I just run up and snap his neck. Then like I just like, like I run up. I have enough momentum to just like crash into him. Snap the neck. I will still. I still have. I used about 30 movement speed.
I.
I can use a little bit more.
Flurry was too.
I, you know. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna use another action actually, so that way I can get all the way there. So now I can move to lose side with that guy.
This is a table. Can I be on the table or should I just go all the way around?
Okay, thank you. Because I'm like, I can do both. I have enough movement speed, which is a crazy thing just to think about.
I'm used to playing things with less than. Okay, Okay. I. I should have one more action left to make a hit or to attempt to hit. And that's exactly what I'll do. And because I didn't need to to stunning last time, I'll. If I do hit, I'll try to stunning this. This guy.
We do have that hero point back. So I'm just gonna use that for this one? Why not?
Also because I don't want to take nat ones, bro. I'll take any other number.
22.
[00:57:49] Speaker B: 22 will hit.
[00:57:51] Speaker C: Well, that's crazy. Okay.
I did not believe in myself for 10 damage.
[00:58:00] Speaker B: 10 damage. Okay. Yeah.
[00:58:03] Speaker C: So yeah, I am. I go snap the line Guy's neck continue to run over and just, I don't know, come in and like knee this guy to the face. I'd like to think that I didn't stop running the whole time. I was just running, jumping, jumping again. Like that kind of vibe. Just full agility.
Naruto run if anything.
[00:58:24] Speaker B: Lou, it is now your turn.
[00:58:28] Speaker D: Yes.
I'm going to stab the guy who keeps stabbing me and is not tired about it, which just feels insulting.
You've not been rolling good tonight, so let's bust.
[00:58:50] Speaker C: Well, you know what?
[00:58:51] Speaker D: I haven't used a hero point yet.
[00:59:00] Speaker A: Oh, you know what?
[00:59:00] Speaker D: I haven't used my card yet either.
[00:59:02] Speaker B: You haven't used your card yet?
[00:59:04] Speaker C: So I'm gonna.
[00:59:06] Speaker D: I haven't used my card yet so I'm gonna make that an advantage roll.
[00:59:12] Speaker A: I do.
[00:59:13] Speaker D: I don't. I still.
We're better. It's better. We're gonna give it a shot and survey says I got a 28. Did you hear that part?
[00:59:27] Speaker B: Yes, it did. And that's gonna hit.
[00:59:29] Speaker D: Oh sweet. Okay great.
So that's gonna be
[00:59:35] Speaker C: 11.
[00:59:37] Speaker B: No, wait, 11.
[00:59:38] Speaker D: Yeah, 11 damage.
[00:59:43] Speaker F: I
[00:59:45] Speaker D: had to burn so much to get that one hit. I don't think I'm gonna be able to hit him again.
So I think that.
Feathers shed and are like they drop and they are reflective instead of the normal red and three duplicates of her are going to spring out of the reflections as I cast mirror image the rest of my turn.
[01:00:20] Speaker B: Yeah, that's probably a good idea because you know, it is his turn now.
And these just fing at you graveling because just watched you snap guy's neck.
[01:00:33] Speaker C: Nice.
[01:00:37] Speaker B: That is not going to be a success at a 22 but is going to try again anyways.
That's even worse at a 21. And you know what? Crit fish go for broke the Yurio do special and that Last one's a 24.
[01:00:55] Speaker C: No, it doesn't hit. Yeah, I just.
I'm just bobbing. Bob, bob, bob. You know, like I put my hands behind my back. I want him to feel bad.
[01:01:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Alistair is now your turn.
[01:01:06] Speaker F: I will go ahead and target the last remaining well, I guess the second to last the one that's closer to
[01:01:12] Speaker C: me
[01:01:15] Speaker F: as I devise a stratagem
[01:01:19] Speaker B: I
[01:01:19] Speaker F: think at 11 action is good enough.
And you know what? I'm just a little bit angry that my previous spell. No, wait, I don't have the. I don't have the action economy for that because I'm bleeding. Darn it.
So I will go ahead and just attack with the composite short bow lay. Sad.
So that's a 27 to hit for 19 again.
[01:02:02] Speaker B: He's still standing.
Yep.
[01:02:08] Speaker F: And I will use one action to burn myself.
[01:02:13] Speaker B: One.
[01:02:16] Speaker F: And attempt the flat check.
For a seven.
[01:02:25] Speaker B: No, unfortunately.
[01:02:28] Speaker F: But you know what? I have three actions and I can't help Nile anyway, so I will try it again on myself.
Hey, it's assisted recovery. It's a 10, so that will be a succeed. It lies.
But I do take two damage in doing that, and that is my entire turn. Wait, no. I do two damage to myself. I don't reduce my health to two very different things.
[01:03:04] Speaker C: So.
[01:03:04] Speaker B: So, Leith, it is now your turn.
[01:03:08] Speaker G: Yeah. Seeing Johnny dead, Leith is going to scan around the room.
And while her first instinct is to run towards Lou, that opponent seems pretty well surrounded. So she will instead flank with Uridel and try and stab this guy.
[01:03:32] Speaker B: Yikes.
[01:03:33] Speaker G: That is a 25 to hit.
[01:03:40] Speaker B: 25. 25 will hit.
[01:03:43] Speaker C: Wild
[01:03:46] Speaker G: 19 damage.
[01:03:50] Speaker B: He is still standing.
[01:03:53] Speaker G: She will attempt to hit again.
That one's just a 17 to hit.
[01:03:59] Speaker B: Yeah, unfortunately, that's not gonna hit.
[01:04:03] Speaker G: And she will crit fish.
Nope, that's a two on the dice.
So you know I got one in.
[01:04:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, you did. And now it's Yuri's turn.
[01:04:18] Speaker E: All right, Yuri is just going to attack Stag mode. Yuri is the easiest to do combat for because they are just made to attack.
34.
[01:04:38] Speaker B: 30. That is gonna be another critical hit.
[01:04:46] Speaker E: I'm sorry, Elifa. Blood gets everywhere.
[01:04:51] Speaker F: That is
[01:04:54] Speaker E: 16 times 2.
[01:04:56] Speaker B: 32. 32. Yeah.
You. You tear this man apart.
Wait, how many left?
[01:05:04] Speaker G: I want to use my reaction to also attack so that we can't tell if it's Yuri or Laith who killed him.
[01:05:09] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:05:11] Speaker E: Excuse me, Yuri is the one.
[01:05:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:05:17] Speaker G: And Leith stabs me in the dick just like she did to his boss. So who knows who really did the most damage?
[01:05:23] Speaker E: Looking like the scenes ran out sinners with how they died.
Okay, well, don't have to worry about bloodlust yet.
Is it just the one near everyone else?
[01:05:40] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:05:42] Speaker E: Okay.
Do I have that movement? That's a great question.
I am not fast.
[01:05:52] Speaker G: It's only 35ft.
[01:05:55] Speaker B: Only.
[01:05:55] Speaker E: Excuse me, miss. 70 movement speed or whatever you got could go right here.
[01:06:02] Speaker G: Yeah, it's 70.
[01:06:06] Speaker E: I know.
[01:06:07] Speaker B: Then
[01:06:09] Speaker E: it's. It's kind of like.
Like visually it doesn't even look like there's a reaction to killing this person. Yuri, just like, I don't know, destroys them and is going to immediately go to where everyone else is.
That is
[01:06:28] Speaker B: so.
[01:06:29] Speaker E: Same dice number minus 5. 27.
[01:06:32] Speaker B: 27. 27 is gonna hit.
Oh yeah.
[01:06:37] Speaker E: Another charm for Almost max damage.
8 plus 10 plus 3. 21. Silver chomping damage.
[01:06:51] Speaker B: You tear that one apart, jump across the bar, run across the other one, and then just tear the other one apart.
[01:07:00] Speaker E: Just like everyone's like kicking their ass. Really just finished it. Just like, you know, it's. It's like a.
Like someone getting attacked by a shark.
[01:07:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I'd say that's fitting. Yeah.
Shark. If a shark was a giant stag
[01:07:15] Speaker E: monster, the teeth are as scary.
[01:07:22] Speaker B: Well, now you all stand in the middle of this bloody brothel figuring out what you're going to do next. And I think we'll figure that part out next time.
Take. Take us out.
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[01:08:47] Speaker B: This.
Sa.
[01:09:38] Speaker G: Dark.
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